🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 438 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    896
connor is a useless retard
why is he going to bat for tandoori mangina?
mizzy and binx both did all the rules lawyering needed to shut simbal up and connor's just "buhhh but he didn't steal it"

jet just announced they need to keep drinking if they want to win the "drunken asshole" challenge, and encouraged them to vomit
 
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GUYS!!!
 
alex got disqualified for pouring coffee on the carpet, jet says it's $600 in damage
he's been running around with what i'm pretty sure is a bottle of kinky (ghetto gas station liquor), and i wouldn't be surprised if he swung on someone soon if he doesn't vomit first
he's doing his 'monkey king' shit
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edit: lol he's bowing down to production now
 
Honestly people are hyped up about it now but seeing the amount of damage on only week 3 and the wiggery going on leaves me thinking Sam will be there in the morning ready to bounce heads off walls over letting it get that bad along with one of the people involved being Jet's cousin. Hell, already a major L for them because they are pussying out hiding in the confessional and the gay guy's ripped his hand up multiple times in one night doing this.
 
Honestly people are hyped up about it now but seeing the amount of damage on only week 3 and the wiggery going on leaves me thinking Sam will be there in the morning ready to bounce heads off walls over letting it get that bad along with one of the people involved being Jet's cousin.
Truthfully, if you're running a reality show house, it's going to get trashed. They should expect some damage, even if you're not going to bust down the fucking walls like the other houses. Alex shouldn't be disqualified over a coffee stain, especially after all the piss and trash everywhere.
 
alex got disqualified for pouring coffee on the carpet, jet says it's $600 in damage
he's been running around with what i'm pretty sure is a bottle of kinky (ghetto gas station liquor), and i wouldn't be surprised if he swung on someone soon if he doesn't vomit first
he's doing his 'monkey king' shit
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edit: lol he's bowing down to production now
He's so easy to ragebait into doing stupid shit and everyone in the Tank has figured that out by now.
 
Honestly people are hyped up about it now but seeing the amount of damage on only week 3 and the wiggery going on leaves me thinking Sam will be there in the morning ready to bounce heads off walls over letting it get that bad along with one of the people involved being Jet's cousin. Hell, already a major L for them because they are pussying out hiding in the confessional and the gay guy's ripped his hand up multiple times in one night doing this.
I think they predicted Alex was going to do something really fucking based early on when they locked him away but seemed to forget after. They should've realised the TTS hyping was only going to make him worse. He walked out of his time-out even more retarded than he went in.

Freeloaders finally freeloading, though.
 
You know, it's really kind of a dick move to get pissy over a carpet stain when I'm sure there's over $600 in damage to the fishes' property.
 
Everyone's stuff got destroyed but the Jeet is acting like he's somehow more hard done by than the others. He's even yelling SHUUUUTT UP at the other contestants for talking.
 
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