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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 438 48.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    896
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There's been a shark attack in the cell and rice is everywhere. "Darth Maul ass looking wannabe...." - Alex
 
A room full of people, most of them men. A production staff who are all men, possibly queer, coming into the room and throwing balls at us... Balls... a term that is also referred to as men's testicles... Am I on a male centric queer dating show?
 
Burt explained his investigating work on the balls papers to Luca, read viewer names aloud and went through one named Yeet the Jeet which had Jobe burst out laughing.
I can't put words on how much I love that everything was explained extensively to him at least twice (Jet also had a talk with him yesterday), and yet any oddity will have him spiral back into retarded conspiracies.
 
EenGevolg dijo:
A lot of things relating to receiving stolen property, completely uninformed and retarded guess but maybe some mule sort of shit?
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Boosting is a pretty popular way to get money as a drug addict. He was probably stealing shit with people and selling it for drug money. Maybe ended up getting caught in between. To be completely honest this is just speculation though. He is really retarded so it's also a possibility something else happened but I cant think of many other possibilities where they would go through with charging him for something like that.
 
Man, all these fish look down, I bet they could use some good news from the lord! They should bring Jon on to sit outside the door with a Karaoke machine and start a Bible reading to help them out.
 
The Tall Man dijo:
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Payton is now curled up in the corner, and the Jeet is creeping closer and closer.

Edit: Watched him do it. He woke up, looked around, sat up, scooted closer to Payton, and then lay back down.
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If this bitch doesn't get kicked in the nuts or profusely yelled at or tortured for fun after this blatant sliming, I'm buying Connor a plushie and demanding he shove it up Slimeball's ass in a wrestling match.
 
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