🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 438 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    896
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Simbal writing his suicide note because everyone else is getting so much more good attention and he's only been called a jeet a few times
 
Burt is so endearingly empathetic. He's legitimately hurt by the prospect of Ted not actually being his friend. I feel bad :'(
 
It might be the wine, but Alexis is surprisingly taking this the second best after Binx. She's absolutely clueless about anything internet related, but she's actually enjoying talking to the TTS and thirsty AF for Luca.
 
Sam just obliterated Burt's conspiracies. "What about the dude wipes, the Mr beast and the for hims?" "I just made that up".
 
"I'm on my period right now, so I'm checking around for 'stuff.'" - Binx while adjusting her crotch.

:cryblood:

Someone suggested that Alex fucks his monkey, after which he threatened the anonymous TTSer.

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The mood in B3:
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Sam is revealing more - that the show isn't on any popular TV network but rather distributed on 4chan, etc.
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Whats weird is, this almost feels like the end of the show. Thematically, this would be the end.

Wonder how they will ratchet the steam back up. I kind of thought tonight would be the beginning of Fish Tank, and it was hilarious for a while, but now everybody seems fully aware and kind of know its a joke.

Its an interesting approach.
 
Whats weird is, this almost feels like the end of the show. Thematically, this would be the end.

Wonder how they will ratchet the steam back up. I kind of thought tonight would be the beginning of Fish Tank, and it was hilarious for a while, but now everybody seems fully aware and kind of know its a joke.

Its an interesting approach.
It's the end of one chapter and the beginning of a new one.
 
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alexis is boozing it up and the TTS just asked about her thong and she got super happy
she'll be fine
also sam "the audience actually is pretty gay"
 
lol burt wants this to be a gay show so bad lol
sam cant stop laughing
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tts keeps gasing him up about sam being gay

comfy dance party in the kitchen rn.
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Burt thinks the entire crew is gay. Mizzy asked sam if he has a boyfriend. Burt thinks vance was eyeing him. Sam tells him the crew will come out when they want to.

The fishtank theme came on over TTS and burt broke into dance like a musical.
 
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