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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 213 23.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 437 48.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.2%
  • Total de votantes
    894
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They just did a floor is lava challenge in the den, things of note:

  • winner gets five famous bucks
  • rules are no touching floor, stairs, and wood trim is out of bounds line and also not touchable
  • added rule of no moving back to an obstacle you came from
  • jeet touches wood trim on first round but no one catches it
  • obstacles keep getting moved/removed every round making play area smaller and smaller
  • I wonder how sturdy that mirror stand is, people keep standing on it and I am surprised it has not shattered
  • final three are Binx, Mizzy, and La'Ron
  • Binx has a wardrobe malfunction leading to her fumbling and getting eliminated
  • Mizzy fumbles and La'Ron is the winner
 
Alex is currently relating his conspiracy theories about the show from last night to Mizzy. Mizzy said it sounded really intense and that Alex and Smaack sound like they're spiraling. She's had like half a dozen opportunities (even before being chided by Sam), to confirm or at least encourage theories like these, but she always just doubles down on the gaslight.
 
For posterity...

Stacy's mom turns me the fuck on
I know that it's sick and I know that it's wrong
Stacy your pussy ain't doin shit for me
I know that she's your mom
But tell that to my 8 inch schlong

Stacy's daughter has never got me harder
Her tight pink pussy gets me hot and bothered
Stacy can't you see I don't care that she's nineteen
I know that she's your daughter
But that just makes it even hotter

Stacy's son has always made me cum
Been jerking to him since he turned 21
Stacy can't you see I need that dick inside of me
I know that he's your son
But that just makes it a lot more fun

And now... Stacy's dad...
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Norstein Bekkler dijo:
Alex is currently relating his conspiracy theories about the show from last night to Mizzy. Mizzy said it sounded really intense and that Alex and Smaack sound like they're spiraling. She's had like half a dozen opportunities (even before being chided by Sam), to confirm or at least encourage theories like these, but she always just doubles down on the gaslight.
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She's too stupid to do anything more than what production told her, to deny the show is live and steer all conversation away from that.
 
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New freeloader unlocked: Jobe, the acid burnout
He is a forklift operator, but he is not certified. He is from Oklahoma
 
Punished Borzoi dijo:
Since nobody else posted it yet Jobe is a wigger plant that knows Jet and follows a bunch of fishtank people on his socials.

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This could be the fastest freeloader collapse ever lol. The Fish have been grilling Jobe on stuff and he's a terrible liar. I just don't get it. There's still so many interesting dynamics to explore with the remaining Fish. What's the point of adding in one of Jet's wigger friends if he's a bad liar and not that entertaining? It only risks blowing the façade of the show. High risk low reward.
 
New freeloader: Jobe

If he were a spice, he would be flour.
Burt has currently cornered him in the locker room jail cell and is asking him about his sexuality.
Other fish warned Jobe prior to meeting Burt that Burt would probably try to hit on him.
Jobe keeps saying "you're freaking me out, man."


Jobe lied and told the fish that Kamala Harris won for president.
They believe him. :story:
 
Chat went from "it's so over" to "we're so back" within a span of 20 minutes. LOL little black gay boy from chicago and wrestling man connor are arguing now
 
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