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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 437 48.8%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    895
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Norstein Bekkler dijo:
If Mrs. Bernard is watching, she must be positively seething. Binx is all up in Alex's shit. Her face is in his neck and he keeps leaning in like he's going to kiss her.
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Binx is a /cgl/ hag but Alex could do worse. Like a Latina with several kids from previous relationships who looks like Miss Piggy.
 
She doesn't know..
8 splurts.....
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neger psykolog dijo:
I'm very curious to see what the current average viewership and spending by viewers on this season is in comparison to previous seasons.
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Spending has got to be way down because they've been so conservative with opening TTS so far, but viewership right now is above what I remember for the same time in S2. Things went off the rails with Summer real quick and viewership cratered by the latter half of the season, but things have been strong so far in S3 due to how good it was up until last night/today.
 
For all their talk of slow burn they've managed to spiral these past two days. I think they are going to have to baby these fish more than the others. If the idea is to boil the frog, they are burning it and it's hopping in the pot now. The dancers were too much during the election event. While taking Ted off may have seemed good (and I do hate him) it has upset the fish after an already bad day. Mizzy is still butt hurt over the diary and is pissy with production, I'd not be shocked if she ruins the show out of petty spite. If anyone should have gone it probably should have been her. Ted may be a gross weasely fag who clearly is aware of the show and the situation but his TTS was a slip while Mizzy is a petty vindictive cunt who would happily fuck with the show.
 
neger psykolog dijo:
I'm very curious to see what the current average viewership and spending by viewers on this season is in comparison to previous seasons.
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someone (maybe you) did the numbers on the non-seasons fish tank bullshit and it basically showed a pretty even number between money spend and viewship. didn't matter how long the season or if it was an "all-star cast" or "a bunch of losers" the amount spent averaged out to about the same. meaning the only way to increase revenue would be to make the show even more popular. by starting slow they also can build up the fanbase too. its also why they basically had a notorious Big Brother cast member on and have been blatantly trying to get that audience this entire time, the more viewers mean the more likely people will be to spend money or pay for TTS.
LowlyPheasent dijo:
For all their talk of slow burn they've managed to spiral these past two days.
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hear me out. 2 week seasons! Instead of hoping for a long drawn out process, because the behind the scenes crew can't edge themselves. they should just go full overdrive and do their usual 6 weeks of planned content but in 2 weeks. Then they can eliminate a different person every day and not feel too bad if they fuck up and kick someone too soon. beyond that they can have multiple seasons in a year. plus not worry if a season sucks. "you don't like this season? wait a month" and because they'd have a shitload of contestants they can effectively burn through every applicant without a care. hell with 2 week seasons they can even reuse the same stupid fucking gimmicks all year round. "don't like it? who cares!"

There's a reason Jet's reputation was at an all time high after the 2.5 season which was barely under 2 weeks long and still had a lot of downtime.
 
S.C.U.D. dijo:
Spending has got to be way down because they've been so conservative with opening TTS so far, but viewership right now is above what I remember for the same time in S2. Things went off the rails with Summer real quick and viewership cratered by the latter half of the season, but things have been strong so far in S3 due to how good it was up until last night/today.
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They're not hard pressed to make money like they were with S1 and S2. They had the summertime shows that brought them roughly 500-600k in revenue so they're halfway to the figure of 1.3 million that they achieved for S1 and S2.
 
Get the rope Macaulay! dijo:
someone (maybe you) did the numbers on the non-seasons fish tank bullshit and it basically showed a pretty even number between money spend and viewship. didn't matter how long the season or if it was an "all-star cast" or "a bunch of losers" the amount spent averaged out to about the same. meaning the only way to increase revenue would be to make the show even more popular. by starting slow they also can build up the fanbase too. its also why they basically had a notorious Big Brother cast member on and have been blatantly trying to get that audience this entire time, the more viewers mean the more likely people will be to spend money or pay for TTS.
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If they want real retard money then they need a smartphone app. There's no other way to get that part of the market. People on phones spend money on the dumbest shit. And zoomers in particular use smartphone apps way more than they use websites.

But they will take a 30% haircut because of the app store's "tax"
 
First Custom SFX used by Jet and it freaked out most of the Fish but Burt was even more freaked out.
 
While everyone was opening their piñata stuff the Den PTZ cam decided to zoom in on La'Ron's underpants. Man thinks very highly of his 56% looking face.
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