🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 438 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    896
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ted getting cozy with smaack
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this was while ted was laughing like an idiot listening to Burt talk. TEDx Burt all the way

edit: TOLD YA (courtesy of chat)

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They managed to cast the right amount of normies and schizos and the content potential is fucking great. Finally caught up with this season. I don't think Burt will be able to contain his sexual frustration for long though. He's like a gayer, blacker version of Simmons.
 
The only one missing when cigs arrived was Luke so Labron went upstairs to tell him and invite him down

Luke was kind of a dick about it for some reason lol

he is now ripping butts and seems happy
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Inb4 they get soy about muh secondhand smoke
Secondhand smoking is real though. However due to the size of the house and the duration they'll stay there it is completely negligible. But imagine living in a tiny apartment with two people who smoke indoors for 30 years. That'll wear you down definitely.
 
I have a suspicion that management might reveal the steal right before the vote.

They also seem to dislike Mizzy. After they told the fish to stop whispering twice, Mizzy was right back at it and I guess the chat was complaining. Jet put up a text that read "Yes, but does anybody really care what Mizzy is saying?" LOL

Imagine wearing a pussy hat unironically.
 
Luke is happy
however in my professional opinion, he smokes cigarettes like someone who doesnt actually smoke cigarettes
could he have been lying about nic fitting? or maybe he is just a weirdo
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He seems like he's the type who vapes or Zyns.
He said he quit smoking two days before the show and isn't into vapes, nicotine patches or any other shit. To paraphrase "if I haven't tried them I don't trust them"
 
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