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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 438 48.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    896
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Luke yeeted the jeet because he wants to go to bed and everyone was in B3 keeping him up. Sorry I am not set up to clip this on the fly.
Cymbal is talking to Ben saying Luke should probably leave because he got physical, questioning how he can feel safe if Luke gets away with that and it's only day 3. Ben flamboyantly explains that the rules will be clarified later on and everyone should get some sleep.
 
its a gay cast
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Aidan dijo:
Luke yeeted the jeet because he wants to go to bed and everyone was in B3 keeping him up. Sorry I am not set up to clip this on the fly.
Cymbal is talking to Ben saying Luke should probably leave because he got physical, questioning how he can feel safe if Luke gets away with that and it's only day 3. Ben flamboyantly explains that the rules will be clarified later on and everyone should get some sleep.
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For the record, Peyton retreated to the Loft after Luke killed the pumpkin and the drama picked up. She stayed there the entire time. It's day 3 and Fishtank season 3 is still delayed as Famous House (Ha ha!) continues to shoot... I'm not sure how long she will survive.
 
Can you imagine how this cast would react to the shit in the first two seasons if this is the response to Luke slightly pushing someone? I'm just picturing them all running out of the house as fatty runs naked through the halls lol.
 
Sindal is the biggest fag, he needs to be the one to go. Luke put his hand on Sindal's chest and gently pushed him back until he went back in his own room, and now they're all acting like it's anuddah shoah.
 
I think of the Jeet pulls the "he touched me, I don't feel safe!" then production should print off some pictures of him sleazing and touching the women and use that as collateral.





Luke is white, traditionally handsome and potentially violent and needs to be protected.
 
Listening to these idiots winding each other up in the bar definitely makes me hope not one of them wins a dollar from the show. 3.png
Smaak of course went for "how dare this white boy." Several of the women are talking about abusive boyfriends. None of them understand the Nurse Ratched reference and think he was calling Alexia ghetto.
 
Incredible night for content
  • Alexis and La'ron steal Mizzy's candy, and fake the theft of Alexis's candy, while Mizzy, Peyton, and Binx are in the loft
  • La'ron joins the girls, and at one point they hear someone outside the penthouse, and Binx goes down to investigate and Alexis, who i think was eavesdropping just outside the door, acts panicked and fakes a panic attack when Binx opens the door, and she moves into the loft with everyone and no one calls her out but she acts freaked out for a few minutes then calms down.
  • They repeat the same gossip they have gone over about who they want out 20 times, and then decided to get their candy to pool it together, and Peyton and Mizzy go to grab Mizzys candy and discover it has been stolen. Mizzy then wakes up the whole house and Luke gives his candy to Mizzy, mostly to be nice but he also just wants to go to sleep. I think this works against him and Mizzy becomes suspicious.
  • Everyone gathers in the hallway and for some reason Luke goes into the flat area by the bar (where the stolen candy has been stashed) and destroys the pumpkins. Total Luke victory. He then returns to sleep. everyone but Burt, Alex and Luke stay up to discuss and look for the candy.
  • A long yap session occurs in bedroom 2 where Mizzy moralizes and says things like "it wasn't someone i have cooked for or helped they would never do that". Yes they would and did. Mizzy does not seem to notice that despite her candy also being stolen, Alexis does not seem to care and does not contribute very much to the conversation, neither does La'ron, the niggardly thief.
  • Mizzy demands everyone present their candy to her and they do, and they also search bedroom 1. A search of the house commences. Ian eats a huge meal in the middle of this at 2am. Good job Ian! when asked why he is doing this he responds with "what else am i supposed to do?" i love this retard. jet films a scene with him where he makes him say "and that's good eatin!"
  • Mizzy seems to suspect Simbal, Alexis and La'ron are terrible liars, and its amazing that mizzy does not catch on. The wise decision to wake up Alex occurs, and Luke snaps at them to get out of the room, at which point a wavering voiced la'ron tries to throw zingers at him. Luke calls Alexis nurse ratchet, this seems to be super effective, and shit talks with La'ron.
  • LUKE BECOMES ULTIMATE GIGA CHAD, calls the simbal "wifi signal" multiple times, the jeet tries to stand up to him, LUKE RISES WITH THE FURY OF A MAN DENIED SLEEP, and grabs the jeet by the front of his shirt and drags pajeet back to his own room. wifi signal trys to act alpha in his own room, and demands that Luke be kicked right now or "he will deal with it himself" he then tries to get luke kicked out by saying he does not feel safe, very alpha. Ben tells him he is not kicking luke and the beta takes it.
  • The gay men and the women all goes into the penthouse to gossip, and ted acts like he has ptsd and cry's into Alexis's tits. Peyton, who knew that Luke destroyed the pumpkins, now rats him out. The thieves try to connect this act to the theft. Not looking good for luke bro's. Team girls and homo's try act like this is 9/11. This act of pumpkin destruction shakes the women to their core. They all act like Luke is a raging lunatic.
  • Mizzy claims that Luke must be a plant or else he would have been sent home. They have a super low testosterone talk where they all claim Luke must have anger issues and maybe ptsd, smack tries to play psychologist and condemns Luke and is generally annoying. They now claim he assaulted people. One of the women say's Luke is a sociopath.
  • Luke is pulled into the wigger basement at some point
  • Team gay all say they are now going to vote Luke out, and smack says Luke must beat women
  • Mizzy starts crying in the kitchen, and claims "calling people names is not part of the game"
  • Alex, who took a "potion" made for him by burt, is passed the fuck out and does not participate in any of these events.
  • Luke returns and begins to clean the mess he made. The women goes into b3 and tell the lads their version of events, and mizzy searches his bed. Mizzy then crys in b2.
 
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