🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 438 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    896
Lets have a look at what /TV/ is up to ... oh pedos, just like last season

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I just tuned in and Shinji is helping TJ put on a karate outfit? What's going on?

Edit: So everyone's wearing karate outfits and Sam is there, explaining they're going to learn karate.
i hope this karate thing builds up to a bit but I feel relatively safe to make dinner as it stands
 
Seen Sam dressed in his yellow suit trying to be charming, just seemed like a delusional and unfunny coke head. I'm sure most of the unibrowed unfuckable retards that mindlessly admire this guy will continue to do so etc.
 
dude you fucking compare this to her older pics where she was skinnier, what the hell happened???

Also she looks like she's having fun during the karate segment, I can't believe it, megalomaniacs we're gonna make it :')

Summer's voice keeps shaking and she's struggling to keep in sync with the other contestants. The more she stands out by being out of sync, the more her anxiety is going to build up.
 
Seen Sam dressed in his yellow suit trying to be charming, just seemed like a delusional and unfunny coke head. I'm sure most of the unibrowed unfuckable retards that mindlessly admire this guy will continue to do so etc.
??? the whole point is that it's uncomfortable and weird and awkward i dont think youre meant to find it charming
 
No clue what the hell set her off. I guess it was the belt tying that set her off when sam called it out? once TTS is turned on for good she will not last a week when people start picking them to fuck with.
I was thinking Megan would be the first to cry, not Summer. If she gets this anxious over some very light heckling from Sam then the only way she's going to make it is if she's coddled like Josie.
 
On the interview to participate every contestant should be screamed and insulted by Sam for a minute, if they cry they are out.
Seriously i get that summer is cute and shit but how can someone that soft actually get into the show, now its treat her with kid gloves or you have one less contestant, arent the fish supposed to get bullied, at least a little?.

She will probably just collapse the moment TTS is turned on with the blacked jokes anyway.

edit: summer threw up and is crying AGAIN, Sam is kinda trying to cheer her up.
 
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This sucks
They've been doing back end changes and presumably breaking things unwittingly. I don't remember the email for bug reporting but it'd be handy right now, I've seen others say the same on 4chan.
Megan is literally a Mauro that somehow is always unconfortable to watch just by existing, and not in a funny way, before this karate shit when everyone was talking i dont think she moved a muscle for 30 minutes.
Mauro was worthless but at least you didnt cringe when he was on screen doing nothing, he was just there...
She needs to be made to do stuff and then we can see if she's got it in her to get anywhere.
 
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