🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[timewave0]

hai guys do u kno wut Vance's fave band is? The Yeah Yeah Yeahs XD

 

[Got Milk!]

Chris supposedly just pissed (off camera)while taped to Letty. Josie and Vance were put in viewing range by Jason. Jason is currently doing boxing training in the living room.

E: I think they taped everyone together to stop them from getting creative about peein
g. Although that didn't stop Chris I guess.

E2: @stink rink coming in with the vidya. Chris took a shit. I didn't realize there was a camera in there.

 

[stink rink]

Goldstriker forces Vance to watch Fatty shit. Letty looks like a battered housewife.

 

[CoolFool]

Sam claims Letty stopped walking, so she's out. She argues but he tells her she's out and to go sit down. As if we didn't see this coming.

 

[a great big cabbage]

4:50PM
Spontaneously rule change and Letty is out. Sam tells her if she is smart to go fuck with V/J and decide who she wants to face in the finals.

Chris is retarded and can't focus on anything for more than two seconds.

Sam is explaining to the spicger things about the fish. I heard something about Letty scoring highest and I think something about Fatty being in love with her.

 

[CoolFool]

The fish tank has set up a GoFundMe for Chris. The goal is at $10,000 to buy him a trailer since he is homeless. $10,000 is pretty low, even shitty mobile homes cost a lot these days.

 

[This Is Violence Now]

How is that not walking, Sam you fucking faggot. When you're the one who tied her to a fat retard who can't move his legs, of course she's not gonna be able to move much, so she has to walk in place, dumbass. Rigged as fuck again.

 

[Aidan]

The fish tank has set up a GoFundMe for Chris. The goal is at $10,000 to buy him a trailer since he is homeless. $10,000 is pretty low, even shitty mobile homes cost a lot these days.

Anyone who gives to that is a fool. You could give Chris $1,000,000 and he'd squander it.

 

[a great big cabbage]

Chris, remember the very simple task you were given 10 seconds ago?
DO it you obese retard!!

Context: Fatty was called upstairs and given an electric razor.
His mission is to clip Vance's beard, I think. He goes downstairs and says I have a razor but dont worry I wont do anything with it. Promptly forgets his mission and sits and rambles about nothing.

Moments later he is called back upstairs and reminded that he has a task to complete. He abandons the razor immediately and decides to cook eggs.

Edit: 5:23PM He adds Pepsi to the frying eggs and spergs about Pepsi Man to Vance and Josie

 

[Lowercase I internet]

How is that not walking, Sam you fucking faggot. When you're the one who tied her to a fat retard who can't move his legs, of course she's not gonna be able to move much, so she has to walk in place, dumbass. Rigged as fuck again.
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Alright this one is pretty blatant and a fuck up on Sam's part. I could understand it if he warned the fish about walking in place earlier if they did so, but Letty has continuously been walking in place due to Fatty constantly sitting down to either take a shit or rest. I believe @Punitive Castration summed it up perfectly on the night Letty got dogpiled by the freeloaders and fish. What is a good contestant or "winner" supposed to do in this situation?

She was clearly walking back and fourth or in place while Chris was leading her around. Letty herself thought Sam was just testing her when he told her she was out and yet she continued walking in place until Sam outright stated she was out of the walking competition. I really don't understand what Letty could've done differently her. Keep in mind she's not allowed to break the tape attaching her to fatty either, or she's eliminated. Small foot movements are the only strategically smart move in this situation, and she got eliminated for it.

In case anyone is curious Josie and Vance are just walking in a circle with a chair while Chris "fucks" with them. It gives off vibes of a retard thinking he's in charge because he's been made manager of his High School's basketball team. Nobody gives a shit what he has to say, yet he feels like he has an important job. And the only job he's been given (Shave Vance's beard without revealing you have a razor to surprise him.) failed after he revealed within the first three minutes he had a razor. This contest was a joke.

Edit: Letty has gone into her room to nap. She says that she's not mad about Fatty being taped to her, rather that the competition rules were to not stop moving, and she never stopped moving her legs. Sam then comes up with Fatty and tells Letty that sleeping isn't allowed and that Fatty must practice his stand up routine on her. This is while the other fish are still engaged in the competition downstairs. Somehow Letty being out of the contest is more important to fuck with than the fish actively competing.

 

[a great big cabbage]

5:31PM
We finally get smoke alarm.

Exactly as Fatty announces that he is going to fetch the razor (that he is meant to be keeping a secret)

Ben tells the fish to eat Fatty's Blackened Pepsi & Shit Omelet while continuing to move.

5:39PM BR3
Sam enters and announces himself and Fatty as the cheerup squad. Sam tells Letty no napping allowed and says she must help Fatty with his standup routine. Fatty sits his shitty unwiped ass on the bed and rambles incoherently while continually being interrupted by TTS. After each TTS he says "anyhow" and begins rambling anew.

Letty is thinking about leaving. She tells Fatty this and he exclaims "really?!" before turning it instantly into a vague come on line and going back to his "comedy" routine.

He keeps "anyhow"-ing and switching between trying to do his unfunny standup and pressing Letty about if/why she is quitting.

 

[This Is Violence Now]

Somehow Letty being out of the contest is more important to fuck with than the fish actively competing.

The whole show revolves around Letty whether they want to admit it or not.

 

[CoolFool]

I guess Letty isn't having it anymore, she told Chris to shut the fuck up and that she isn't talking to him.

 

[a great big cabbage]

I want a new freeloader. Someone like Nichols Ethan Howe who insists on being addressed as NE Howe.

Chris is being a giant retarded faggot and invalidating what Letty says to him because he is stupid and still upset about being rejected by her.

TTS taunts him with "anyhow" and he doesn't seem to understand the jokes. Chris is agreeing with TTS saying Letty should quit and ignoring the TTS telling her to tough it out for the elim.

 

[CoolFool]

Chris is legit annoying.

Sam has come in the room and is burping and farting and walking all over the bed. All this while TTS fucks with Chris or begs Letty to stay. Letty is just laying down under the blanket not saying anything.

 

[a great big cabbage]

Note for clippers:

I appreciate all your efforts!

You might be interested in some of the great TTS spam directed at Fatty in BR3 starting around 5:40 - 5:50PM Day 35.

5:53PM
Sam says he doesn't know what to do with Vance and Josie.

Chris says they are "really good competitors!"

Sam says "No, they are fucking boring."

Sam asks Letty which of them should be a finalist. He says, "you should probably go do something to trip one of them up."

Lettycels ain't neva gona die!!

 

[CoolFool]

Sam talks about how he doesn't know what to do with Josie and Vance. He says they're fucking boring. Fatty tries to come up with an idea but nothing. Letty finally talks and says she has an idea, throw marbles on the floor. Sam asks which one Letty wants to lose. Letty says she doesn't want to say.

Chris is trying to convince Letty to go downstairs and fuck with Josie and Vance. Letty doesn't want to. Chris touches Letty and she says "Don't touch me", she's really not in the mood today.

Also, apparently Chris shat all over the toilet seat so no one will want to use it. Disgusting.

 

[a great big cabbage]

5:57PM BR3
TTS says Letty wasn't stopped and asks Sam why he is being a douche.

Sam and Chris say she was "probably stopped"

Letty protests.

6:00PM
Ben yells at Letty. She legit has tuned out.

It seems they are struggling to make riding her funny when she isn't budging. I like that this is blowing up on them. Fuck the wiggers.

If Letty doesn't quit she goes to final two. If it's a fair competition there is a chance she could win over Josie.

 

[CoolFool]

Are fish toys back on? Ben came in and yelled at Letty, and gave her Wendy's.

 

[sum ting wong]

Fatty continues to prove he's an unfunny subhuman piece of trash. Dumb as bricks, main character syndrome, completely oblivious, and he's obsessed with Letty because she rejected him.

About the smoke alarm, he set it off on purpose. He asked Ben the second time he was up there if he was still allowed to set off the fire alarm once a day. Ben confusedly says yes, just trying to get him to shave Vance's beard. I have no idea what his plan was, maybe trying to set the house on fire and shave Vance while he was distracted, but I think that's giving him to much credit.

Letty after being eliminated went upstairs to shower since Fatty threw hot sauce and spam on her. She was in there for a long time, and when she came out she went to B3 to sleep. While Vance and Josie are walking in circles with a chair downstairs, Sam takes Fatty upstairs to cheer Letty up. She says she's thinking of leaving. Sam is up there with Fatty having him practice his stand-up jokes while Letty is laying under the blanket probably thinking of killing herself.

Fatty's 'joke' is something about air-soft that just goes on and on and there's nothing funny. The punchline was "Let's just say, that's how I met your 3 fathers". Legitimately no relevance to the rest of the story.

Sam is asking Letty who she wants of the 2 downstairs to lose, and says she should go downstairs and do something. It's hard to tell what's going on with Sam. I think he realizes how hard the other's have been going on her so he's being nice to her but also realizes she makes the best content, so he wants her to be in the elimination challenge since Vance/Josie would be boring.

Ben brings in some snacks for Letty, supposedly bought by someone. A few minutes later Ben comes back to redeem a scream at Letty.

Fatty still hasn't wiped, despite not being attached Letty.