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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 438 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    896
The Entity makes a brief appearance. Subsequently, after realizing it left his door open, Vance has a schizo moment.

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It's baaaack.

EDIT: For those new to it: The mask and gloves are black, but show up white in the infrared nightvision.
 
LR Day 14 9:18PM

Josie: "I'm not autistic but I also don't want to talk about my personal shit on stream"

Jon: *unintelligble*

Josie: "I said I don't want to talk about my personal shit on stream"
I find it funny that even despite her personally saying it, some people are still coping in replies denying it. Just because she has some traits doesn't mean she's autistic. Nowadays autism is just a meme disorder thrown at anyone that's not "normal" enough. Same with ADHD: "Oh, he can't focus on this boring, mind-numbing activity for an hour straight. Must be ADHD, trust me I worked with ADHD people".
 
I find it funny that even despite her personally saying it, some people are still coping in replies denying it. Just because she has some traits doesn't mean she's autistic. Nowadays autism is just a meme disorder thrown at anyone that's not "normal" enough. Same with ADHD: "Oh, he can't focus on this boring, mind-numbing activity for an hour straight. Must be ADHD, trust me I worked with ADHD people".
Keep coping. She's not gonna fuck you and give you normal kids, so stop fantasying.
My autism detector is reading above Assbergers levels in Josie. In fact, she's registering near Adam Lanza levels of autism.

lock up the bushmaster, and hope the joggers (Niggers) don't raid the DDR machine in the Dave & Busters.
 
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I find it funny that even despite her personally saying it, some people are still coping in replies denying it. Just because she has some traits doesn't mean she's autistic. Nowadays autism is just a meme disorder thrown at anyone that's not "normal" enough. Same with ADHD: "Oh, he can't focus on this boring, mind-numbing activity for an hour straight. Must be ADHD, trust me I worked with ADHD people".
Same with people thinking she's a shut in neet that has never had friends before entering the fishtank. They're projecting their ideal fantasy onto her and get upset when the facade they've crafted in their head falls apart.
 
Damiel and Josie sharing a bed because Damiel got his bed taken and doesn't want to sleep on the floor. They are joking around and are definitely friends at this point. I like seeing Damiel actually being nice and not a douche for once. It's obviously platonic but chat is freaking out like usual. I'm getting tired of chat talking about contestants having sex every time a girl and guy interact for more than 5 minutes, like anyone is going to fuck on a show where you are live-streamed to thousands of people at all times.
Contestants used to have sex on The Real World all the time. They'd just get under a blanket, which would be horrible for breathing.
 
I do think it's hilarious that all it took was 14 days of Internet deprivation and half a day's worth of being blindfolded for Josie to start acting like a normal person. No loud obnoxious toys, no pacing or prancing around the house, no weird violent drawings. She was much more talkative than we've ever seen her and had a full-on conversation with Damiel of all people.
 
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Day 15 4:30am

Chat is trying to convince people Damiel and Josie had sex.

In the interest of keeping an accurate record of events and not obfuscating a situation in the schizo-ramblings of fishtank's chat I have done some autistic detective work.

I have the Season Pass and have compared screencaps of the moment the camera went down to right when the camera came back online. I have included these in my post along with a XOR image (Where any pixel not black shows a difference). I have also included a gif showing a comparison of the two frames. I encourage kiwis to do their own analysis also.

Taking a look at both screenshots we can see the placement of shoes, plushies, pillows, etc is the same both pre/post camera downtime.

tl;dr

They didn't fuck, chat is trolling you.
 

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