🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 213 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 437 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.2%

  • Total de votantes
    894
With browser zoomed out to 50% I get this, which is way better than how I've been watching for the past several days:
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Chat is viewable again for non-season pass holders on their website if you refresh the page.

Also, I clipped Jon's garage freakout earlier. Has it already been posted? If not, where's best to host it? It's 10 mins long
 
There's no camera man or sharks running around so I don't think he's there in the 'official' show capacity 100%.
Plus they didnt do the usual "Goldstriker has arrived"
Goldstriker enters and receives the weakest possibly cheer he's had since day 1. He doesn't bother asking for a re-do, he knows spirits are low.

He's got un-fluoridated water and activated charcoal and tells Jon he is required to start using them. His tone of voice belies that he now regards Jon as an actual special needs kid. Its over, Joncels.
I really hope they stop coddling Jon after this. They supplied the minimum, but if Jon doesnt want to drink yucky tap water or (god forbid) plastic bottled water, that should be up to him.
I get they don't want him to die on their livestream from the alcohol they supplied for special circumstances, though. It's very likely they don't trust Jon to not accidentally kill himself from dehydration.
 
bitchtank.live day 10: Jonny Daycare challenge!

Who can make Jon feel the safest and most comfortable? Winner receives 2 fishbux with the corners wrapped in pool noodles!

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9aad.jpeg Can't even imagine how fucking bad that laundry room reeks right now (and is probably going to for the rest of the show). Now would also be a good time for Jon to do one of his bi-monthly teeth brushings.
 
Chat is viewable again for non-season pass holders on their website if you refresh the page.

Also, I clipped Jon's garage freakout earlier. Has it already been posted? If not, where's best to host it? It's 10 mins long
It has been posted twice.
Regarding the other question, it's best to upload it here. Filesize limit is 200MB
 
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