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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 213 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 437 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.2%

  • Total de votantes
    894
My batshit insane demonspawn wife quietly contemplating what her schemes led to today

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I'm getting worried for the show because since 80% of the paypigs are retarded and the vote gets affected by how much they pay they'll probably vote off everyone starting with Simmons and Jon until we have fucking Vance and Josie as the finalists
 
I think there are two types of audience watching this, one that wants to see as much chaos as possible and love seeing King Jon sperg the fuck out all over the place and other similar content, the other that have picked their favorites and legitimately want them to win. Unfortunately it feels like the latter are the majority of the paypigs on the site and are definitely looking to influence the house. With Jon and Simmons gone the house is going to be an utter snooze fest as the sharks are far too soft hearted to actually fuck with their friends
At this point it's both for me. It's like a man vs the world story. Every paypiggy who gets to talk hates him, so it makes it seem like the majority of people watching despise Jon. And on top of that every fish besides Simmons and possibly Letty hate him at this point. I want to see this guy win because he's the least conniving and most genuine out of all of them. His handicap will just make the W all the more satisfying.
 
Because literally every other team hates them, they make for good content but you'd have to be oblivious to not recognize EVERYONE wants em gone now and they will work together to make it happen
Sam wants money, right?

He will retain any money he promises the contestants if they leave, right?

So the trick is to make them want to leave as close to the end of the eight weeks as possible, right?

He has to control Jon, and let him loose at other times.

Jon is sticking around for the entertainment he brings viewers. The majority of viewers don't want a snoozefest where nothing happens - there's no inducement to pay for a season pass otherwise.
 
Sam said on Twitter 30 minutes ago that he was at the house and that Simmon's future is being decided tonight. So where is he? Are they having second thoughts about accusing him of being a pedo?
 
Josie: "He shouldn't be shaking anyone's baby, no matter whose it was"
Letty: "Mmm-hmmm."
 
He's here. Behind the door. Just waiting to be let in.

Any fucking minute now. What is this, a high school play?
 
At this point it's both for me. It's like a man vs the world story. Every paypiggy who gets to talk hates him, so it makes it seem like the majority of people watching despise Jon. And on top of that every fish besides Simmons and possibly Letty hate him at this point. I want to see this guy win because he's the least conniving and most genuine out of all of them. His handicap will just make the W all the more satisfying.
The best outcome of this is Jon's ego gets inflated as much as possible (and so far, so good), he's got the potential to be a good lolcow. I'm hoping that Sam's plan with the boxing stuff is to get him into an event to embarass him
 
Sam wants money, right?

He will retain any money he promises the contestants if they leave, right?

So the trick is to make them want to leave as close to the end of the eight weeks as possible, right?

He has to control Jon, and let him loose at other times.

Jon is sticking around for the entertainment he brings viewers.
I suppose that follows, if the audience begins to tire of him the reasoning also follows that they'll dump him like they nearly did Damiel
 
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