🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 438 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    896
Simmons is the soft counter to Jon with his celestial headgames, but Mauro is the hard counter. Ordinarily dormant, Jon's constant screeching and stomping around and inability to read social cues rouses him from his slumber and ignites a sassy rage. He is also the only one who can easily overpower Jon by virtue of his sheer girthy mass.

Mauro the sleeper coin, buy now.
$MRO only goes up. It may not be as volatile as $JON or $SIM but it never goes down, either lying flat or up.
 
Did Vance get spirited away or am I just blind and dumb?

Edit: Noticed this.

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Vance seems to have the most coaching from the producers out of any of the "real" fish. It doesn't seem to have amounted to much tho, as his character won't budge an inch from an exhilarating cocktail of "Office Jim stares into camera" and "Normie backbites the most extroverted autist."

Winning challenges by having a triple-digit IQ is his only hope. At this point it's unlikely that he kicks it up a notch with a move like actually confronting Jon or seducing Letty.
 
Everyone shits on Sylvia for being fat but I really never see her do or say anything offensive, she seems nice. The worst I've seen her do is bitch about Simmons and Job after they both acted super annoying, which anyone would do.
 
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