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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 438 48.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    896
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Polyboros2 dijo:
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*sigh* Catching up on this show is going to be my life.
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>mfw being a no-lifer has finally paid off
 
Lowercase I internet dijo:
Whoever said this show succeeds despite the producers was absolutely correct. I can't even think of something off the top of my head that they've done right. Website was down for way longer than it should've been. You can't rewind shit. No tts queues.

This show is good because of the contestants and the bonds they have with each other. And now they completely ruin any sense of fairness putting all the contestants in a catatonic state. And for what? So Damiel can scream? He's gonna be even worse now that he knows he has fans.
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What surprises me is that this whole thing wasn't fucked up by the swattings (that never should've happened in the first place), but through the crew's total incompetence.
"Site down with a huge bill? This sucks shit, I'm getting worried."
"Swatted? Whoever is responsible for this, I hope they fucking die."
"Youtube stream? Better than nothing."
"Damiel being a fucking butthurt fag? At least he ain't coming back."
"Site up? Let's fucking go."
"Jon spraying the walls because of his retardation? Amazing."
"Damiel back? WHY ARE YOU BRINGING THIS CHIGGER BACK?"
"TTS going this hard and sending every fish into a catatonic state? This is not good."
Bringing Damiel back was a huge fucking mistake. This whole thing is completely fucked.

Polyboros2 dijo:
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*sigh* Catching up on this show is going to be my life.
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It won't last long at this point. 3 days max and it's over.
 
Kill Damiels. Behead Damiels. Roundhouse kick a Damiel into the concrete. Slam dunk a Damiel baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a Damiels food. Launch Damiels into the sun. Stir fry Damiels in a wok. Toss Damiels into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Damiels gas tank. Judo throw Damiels into a wood chipper. Twist Damiels heads off. Report Damiels to the IRS. Karate chop Damiels in half. Curb stomp pregnant black Damiels. Trap Damiels in quicksand. Crush Damiels in the trash compactor. Liquefy Damiels in a vat of acid. Eat Damiels. Dissect Damiels. Exterminate Damiels in the gas chamber. Stomp Damiel skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Damiels in the oven. Lobotomize Damiels. Mandatory abortions for Damiels. Grind Damiel fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Damiels in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Damiels with a ray gun. Kick old Damiels down the stairs. Feed Damiels to alligators. Slice Damiels with a katana.
 
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