🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 438 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    896
>Put in perfect situation for romance
>Lecture harlot on minecraft
>Say you're going back downstairs
>Harlot basically begging you to stay
>Still refuse advances
>"Finish eating then come wead me the Bible."

Once again Jon proves why he's the best. For all the Jetty shippers don't worry, it's only day 7. They have plenty of time to get something going, and I'm pretty sure that whole event sent Jetty coin to the fucking moon. The producers are gonna have to acknowledge it.
 
Is it ovew? Fish House dead?
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"Cams off me?" on the radio from Jet.
"Yeah sure that's good with me"
Intewesting
Is this the first time we see anything happening in the garage after multiple uneventful cuts? Seeing him pace around in the dark feels like watching Paranormal Activity. He's now sitting on the garage stairs, drinking and waiting for Sam, I guess.

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edit: The camera cut to the living room and when it cut back to the garage he was gone.

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I much rather watch the empty garage cam than hear Jon autistically screech despite having my volume cranked to minimum.
 
Broke: Woman desperately begging to be touched
Woke: Some dare say Andrew Tate is whyte

Also Jon's fiance is 100% a lady from Hungary who has a great Christian business opportunity
 
The guy I worked with who was like Jon brought up his fiance for about five years and we never saw a single picture of her. I seriously doubt it.
you know I was going to say that someone in the thread earlier said that he actually did but searching through the thread I cant find anything other then hearsay so you could be right
 
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