🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[The Real Me]

Hopefully Mauro is still just detoxing from constant Internet access and will open up a bit as we go.

I think he's been a lot more conversational today, Unplanned Parenthood should give us a bit more insight into both him and Sylvia.

 

[howithappen]

Pig pen is active tonight!

 

[Aristides]

Of course she gets on her discord bullshit. Letty needs a dominate male that won’t take shit to fix her life.

Sylvia is scheming against Jon and agreeing with Violetta that "females" is an offensive term, as if Jon isn't just mimicking whatever bullshit Tate says with none of the malice. I remember her questioning him using the word "retard" earlier in the show. I'm officially fed up, we must sacrifice the Hog for the harvest.

 

[Übertroon]

Hope Mauro gets kicked for his sake, doesnt seem like he's having a good time at all

He's getting a lot of sleep in the morgue though

 

[Sneedifarms]

He's getting a lot of sleep in the morgue though

in many ways, he is the morgue. no one corpses quite like him

 

[Clotso Coof]

Mauro and Sylvia would be perfect for an eating contest, but they're boring as shit. Vance has upped his game with weird camera-facing monologues. Letty about to whore out.

 

[Blitzsneed]

The fat nigger is going to fuck the hog because they bonded over candy.

Edit: this was mean and the moment is unironically cozy

It was cozy, but so fucking awkward.

 

[drog]

"60 pounds my size? that's not possible"
skeletty's dream

 

[ProfDongs]

Jon with an ego is insufferable. What a golden pick.

 

[Kheapathic]

Does this guy have narcolepsy or something? This is getting ridiculous!

Not gonna generalize, but I have been diagnosed with narcolepsy; my problem is as long as there's something that can hold my interest, my brain will stay alert. The second something becomes boring, I'll start to doze; and I'll do little tricks to keep myself awake and not commit a faux pas if I'm at work somewhere. This dude, is either well aware of any condition he may have, or he's just fucking lame, and I'm betting on the latter, because with narcolepsy he could just pass out on the couch and let that be it.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Jon and Vance doing sets of pushups, while fat Sylvia watches in a chair.

She's just gaining right now. Sure, she's been doing that for twenty years now, but any day she'll start lifting big.

 

[TheGreatDodongus]

Guys, he's an islander. Being fat and comically lazy is their whole stereotype. Mauro's just representing his culture, please be more respectful.

 

[1997HondaAccord]

SNORLAX USED REST

 

[12345678901]

SAM IS OFFICIALLY BEING A KIKE YOU ARE SUFFERING ON YOUTUBE
BECAUSE HE IS REFUSING TO PAY THE BARE MINIMUM HOPING HIS WIGGERS CAN FIND A FREE WAY OUT
STOP WATCHING THE YOUTUBE STREAM.
SHOW IS BEING RUINED

 

[Got Milk!]

Jon, the passport Chad, is bullying Vance for not having a passport. Of all things. Vance is doing fuck all about it. If you bought Vance coin after his speech, you may have been pump and dumped


E: Jon will be in a sovereign citizen compilation on YouTube within a decade and I love that

 

[KPO12-43 Again]

>Vance and Letty talking about how the house feels without Damiel
>Jon: I DON'T THINK YUO NEED A PAWSPOWT TOW TWAVOL
Jon's retardation can be endearing sometimes, but he's insufferable most of the time.

 

[ChumChumbler]

Are there any books or board games in the house?

Mouse Trap, A deck of cards that Letty brought. Some category-game thing that Josie co-opted the centerpiece for a fidget-toy. (The thing that goes tick-tick-tick SLAM that she's always playing with.) A lot of them brought books. Letty had a copy of Twilight, and Jon brought a Bible.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Jon being a sovereign citizen is not entirely unexpected but welcome

 

[Scout Trooper]

Jon is now spouting the Sovereign Citizen "traveling" BS.

Calling it now, Jon dies in 5 years in a shoot-out with the Oregon State Police.

 

[Sneedifarms]

can we TTS jonathan into believing that he's being gangstalked?