🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 438 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    896
I wanted to post this last night but didn't have access to my computer. After Sam's display of destroying the cabinet doors and closing the fridge door forcefully as a bit, we saw Jon hit the kitchen trash can lid for no apparent reason. YouTube chat went wild asking why Jon was mad, but it clearly was just him imitating Sam's aggressive mannerisms. I knew he was gullible because he's an Andrew Tate fan, but I just could not believe he's that impressionable.
it's marvelous. Sam couldn't have found a better playdough-brained little mimick. I really want to see what kind of things they try to get into that little head of his.
 
Sylvia doesn't like Jon and wanted to talk shit about him before Letty said she liked him and thinks he's nice. I don't dislike Sylvie for being fat and having stinky armpits but I think she's a bit of a two faced bitch too willing to talk behind peoples backs. She needs to start forming a stronger relationship with one of the more popular fishes or she'll be the first (after Mauro) to get the boot imo.
 
I wanted to post this last night but didn't have access to my computer. After Sam's display of destroying the cabinet doors and closing the fridge door forcefully as a bit, we saw Jon hit the kitchen trash can lid for no apparent reason. YouTube chat went wild asking why Jon was mad, but it clearly was just him imitating Sam's aggressive mannerisms. I knew he was gullible because he's an Andrew Tate fan, but I just could not believe he's that impressionable.
LMAO Jon just Sam larped again right now, it's unbelievably autistic, but I guess I wouldn't expect any less from Jon. He is weetawded after all
 
Jon is going to start watching hydewars after this and start to debt max while going on TRT
Oh no kiwisisters, the a-logs are gonna have a field day with an 80 IQ tard unironically debtmaxxing his way under a bridge. The Sam Hyde thread will never recover from this
 
What is our final say on whether Josie is a tranny or not? (LIKE if you think troon, DISLIKE if not)

Definetly got a male body but I was blaming her redskin genetics for it. Not sure anymore.

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She looks pretty much indistinguishable from a 15 year old asian boy, but based on her voice I'm pretty sure she isn't a troon. There's only one tranny in the tank right now.
 
Jon just tried to do a Goldstriker on the pan. Sam has created a monster, and with no Damiel there to check him that monster is going to go wild.

Really though he's just more annoying now. His attempts to ape Sam are very obviously forced and unnatural and weak sauce compared to the genuine article. He's like a little kid who tosses a throw pillow off the bed during a tantrum thinking he's just messed up the room.

Snoozefest today but that's to be expected after the explosive events of last night.
 
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