🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 438 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    896
Grifting is especially on-brand. If half your audience is in love with an autist, you torture it & their money disappears then that's a problem.

Did Sam call her a retard when he was talking to Letty? I still can't figure out if he was referring to her or Jon.

The ultimate MDE experience would be to make a Josie shirt, charge 50 dollars for it, and never ship it out.
 
Fishtank is a great show despite Jets plans falling apart. Abusing Jon because you suck at being a producer is the wrong move and jeopardizes everything.
Fishtank accidentally turned out great because 4 of the contestants turned out to be pretty great at generating lulz when you just put them in front of a camera and don’t fuck with them too much.

The technical glitches also helped by delaying the epic ween pranks they’re planning to start ramping up.

I’m hoping they’ll pivot away from just harassing the contestants and focus more on giving the actually entertaining contestants emotional highs and lows so we can enjoy their reactions. But I’m not sure Sam’s wiggers have the ability to understand what made this show accidentally great.
 
Ive also noticed Damiel starts name calling when he gets pushed into a corner. During their confrontation in the kitchen he did it and he's doing it here.
Real weak shit here from him. Wouldn't have been at all hard to deflect this with some truth mixed with a lie, like the best do.
"Yea nigga, Jason told me not enough of you retards were dumb enough to do this thing so he asked me to be the last contestant. But I ain't a plant. This all for real."

Issue addressed.
 
Shocking how much I missed being busy with shit yesterday. Still getting caught up but it's kinda lame damiel is gone. he was a fun chaotic force and it's kinda fucked that jon figured out damiel was a plant when he had his phone. bit unavoidable, and damiel is also at fault for crumbling to it, but man
 
Gawh DAYUMN that bitch got a phatty! I was very tempted to try and commission some fart customs from her, just to post here for your reactions obviously, but it turns out she quadrupled her subscription price within the past 24 hours *sigh*
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The stuff with Damiel is gay and he fucked up. Sam needs to address it quickly and use the opportunity as a reset for the challenges. They don't have to eliminate anyone this week now, and I hope Sam decides to make the process more straight forward for fans because it's hard to know what to expect and it doesn't seem fair.
 
Jon spraying dawn dish soap all over everything and just leaving it there after as his way of cleaning up is hilarious.
 
Page source revealed other toys planned such as sending a live metal band in and something to do with drag queens, could be group buys in chat, could be fake, who knows
released and unreleased fishtoy list for posterity, no other info about most of them:

[n.b.TTS]: 500, [n.b.LOOT_CRATE]: 2500, [n.b.CAMERA_UP]: 600, [n.b.CAMERA_DOWN]: 1250, [n.b.EMP]: 2500, [n.b.COLD_IN_HERE]: 1700, [n.b.HOT_IN_HERE]: 1700, [n.b.SNACK_DELIVERY]: 350, [n.b.BED_SNATCHER]: 8e3, [n.b.BEACH_WEEK]: 9999, [n.b.GLITTER_BOMB]: 9999, [n.b.LIVE_METAL_BAND]: 9999, [n.b.RC_CAR]: 9999, [n.b.MOUSE_TRAPS]: 9999, [n.b.DRAG_QUEENS]: 9999, [n.b.BOWLING]: 9999, [n.b.FRIDGE_SWAP]: 8e3, [n.b.WRONG_CONDIMENTS]: 9999, [n.b.NOISE_OPERATIVE]: 9999, [n.b.REPAIR_MAN]: 9999, [n.b.PARROT_INVASION]: 9999
 
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