🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Aristides]

Well I'm definitely glad I didn't pay a single cent for this if this really is the end LOL

I'd venture to guess that the site will come back up, gutted and even jankier. For now we have to be content with Jet's non-commentary interspersed with laughter as he holds his phone camera and points it at a screen.

Simmons is still being bossed around by Violetta, Sylvia and Vance. He's doing an annoying high-pitched troon voice as he squeals unintelligibly. The girls are amused.



More confirmation from Jet that the fish have no idea what's going on: "They don't know we're glitched out, no."
Jet snivels and panders to the fans: "Guys, I apologize this is how you have to experience Fishtank tonight... sorry." "You guys have shown so much love we're bursting at the seams."
Jet addresses the GQ: "Nick asks if it's Google trying to snipe and sabotage Fishtank... no. I think it's just a coincidence."

 

[Job the Long-Suffering]

Jets stream on instagram is actually worth creating an account for. Just a heads up.

 

[mentally retarded user]

Accurate

This guy is queer

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Jets stream on instagram is actually worth creating an account for. Just a heads up.

the Zuck can make an account for me when I am cold and dead in the ground.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

the Zuck can make an account for me when I am cold and dead in the ground.

jet is johnpilled and refuses to go orb hunting. its not worth.

update: simmons is DEEPLY sissified, still practicing

 

[ConsoleWarVet2]

Jon is so unbelievably gullible. He went from my least favorite to favorite contestant in 24 hours. He seems to be well intentioned so I hope he ends up with a decent gig after this in the long run, just nothing with too much responsibility.
And they need to at least stream these sketches on Youtube tomorrow if the stream isn't fixed.

 

[jallsballs]

lmao what the fuck has their tranny skit evolved into

i wish this fat faggot would stop pointing the camera back at himself and just let us watch this retardism

 

[Volvo240]

Can Mr. Hyde and Mr. Moon just make that fatal kiss ? Bois learn from each other. Sesame street this shit.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

Jon is so unbelievably gullible. He went from my least favorite to favorite contestant in 24 hours. He seems to be well intentioned so I hope he ends up with a decent gig after this in the long run, just nothing with too much responsibility.
And they need to at least stream these sketches on Youtube tomorrow if the stream isn't fixed.

He's what I think of when I hear "based retard". Hopefully he lasts until the end because without him the house won't be as entertaining.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

(forgive the low quality pics. These were taken from a YouTube stream of an Instagram stream. I'm not selling my soul for an Instagram account)

Jontent update. He is currently posed in the most confident Andrew Tate pose whilst sharing his knowledge about how he would handle a fight.

Spoiler: Top G

At the same time Letta, Simmons, Vance, and Sylvia are rehearsing. Simmons is putting on his best swamp witch impression for the tranny show.

Spoiler: rehearsal

 

[gildersleeve]

Here's a quick clip. Mobilefagging for ease. I have two more but their taking a coons age to upload.

 

[12345678901]

Seems like Josie fell asleep in the living room to the sounds of Jon. Jon is in the kitchen helding mario hostage and generating stories faster than chatgpt.

 

[Kripolkripa]

The Fishtank will return soon, I can feel it in my bones. Vancebros...

 

[Caligura]

It's over bros. Pack it up. All momentum probably died from this.

 

[SneederFeeder]

Can someone tell me how I can keep watching this without a bullshit instagram stream? Nobody has given a clear answer about how to get around this problem. It is working for people I know and is as I write this.

It would be one thing if it didnt log me out and still let me refresh but this is fucking garbage. If other sites could stay up I would be able to make this post without some janny having to approve it like Ive never used this site. None of these people are competent.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Spoiler: more Damiel ACTUALLY DONT CLICK THIS TIME

 

[ToddleDoddle]

Jet said they hit 50-60k viewers at one point.

 

[jallsballs]

holy fucking shit what the absolute fuck is happening in the asian troon skit

 

[Kripolkripa]

damn hope decent one crops up it would help with keeping up w developments

https://discord.gg/fishtankdotlive This one is actually good and is the largest/only decently moderated one I have found. Use at your own risk.

 

[gildersleeve]

Simmons is talking about vance drinking his piss at fast food restaurants. and cooking his foreskin