🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 213 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 437 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.2%

  • Total de votantes
    894
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Jon has gone from being the most hated to easily the most loved of all the contestants. Even people who hate him cannot deny he's a content making machine. I mean come on? Do people realize all the gold that we'll miss out on if he leaves? Just today we've seen him call cancer a fungus, spread shit tons of funny misinformation, drag out a crypto presentation TWICE, been fooled into thinking Andrew Tate tweeted about him, and he has singlehandedly carried 90% of all conversations on this show. That's not even mentioning all the shit I missed since I was gone for 3 hours.

He's a lovable retard. At this point he's talked so much that everyone watching is used to it and they're taking the Jon pill in droves. Accepting of all people, and a complete ladies man despite being a retard. Have you taken the Jon pill yet?
I think you need to put your penis down when you post about yourself, Jon. Your masturbation noises are audible throughout your post and are VERY homosexual.
 
This is harmless but "don't mess with the cameras" is probably on the contract. I'm guessing this is why they took the bubble gun back. Jon is a great contestant because he can barely read and in all likelihood just signed his name over the dotted line without giving it a cursory look or anything.

They won the first challenge, they are safe from elimination
He's a "safe fish" so as far as I know he can't be disqualified until next week, which means Jon will reign for at least 14 days.
 
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