🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[DustBuns]

"Any woman born after 1994 don't know how to cook. All they knows is McDonald's, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie"

This is why the most important thing my single father told me was to learn how to cook for yourself.

 

[Lokenstien]

TAKE OUT THE FUCKING GARBAGE

They barely know how to even put food back in the fridge. Garbage disposable is too advanced for them right now.

 

[Doppio Vinegar]

They have no where to take it, they can't leave the house.

If they're going to stay in this house for weeks/months, they're gonna have to make a garbage bag pile in a corner somewhere. They can't keep stacking up the trash can.

...Unless they can. Garbage mountain soon?

 

[nut butter]

Of course the guy who talks like he's an expert on everything can't spell "right". Holy shit.

 

[Fishcakes]

If they're going to stay in this house for weeks/months, they're gonna have to make a garbage bag pile in a corner somewhere. They can't keep stacking up the trash can.

...Unless they can. Garbage mountain soon?

Sam's crew takes out the garbage (down to the basement and then out of the house) every so often

 

[twitter clout chaser]

So at what point does the crazy start? Is it going to be a slow roast of Sam slowly turning up the crazy or is this it? i feel like the normie big brother show has more action than this

 

[Hostile Takeover]

Fanta and Cum.

 

[Doppio Vinegar]

"Watewmewon is good for testostewone."
"What's the thing that's wike an owange, but biggew and biggew? ... Gwapefwuit."

I fucking love Jon.

 

[I'm Not Racist Anymore]

Mauro has admitted to kissing a dude, and just admitted that he ate his own cum. Not surprising.

 

[ToddleDoddle]

If they're going to stay in this house for weeks/months, they're gonna have to make a garbage bag pile in a corner somewhere. They can't keep stacking up the trash can.

...Unless they can. Garbage mountain soon?

The crew came in and took out the trash while they were all sleeping last night. Might be how it's handled for now.

 

[curbside2]

So at what point does the crazy start? Is it going to be a slow roast of Sam slowly turning up the crazy or is this it? i feel like the normie big brother show has more action than this

Oh look. Another retard.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

Simmons almost put a paper plate in the oven to reheat chicken nuggets until everyone yelled at him. How do you not know paper + heat = fire?!?

Edit: It's a fucking gas stove as well

If he's not a plant, then he's too dumb to live and like most other Chinamen he was born to star in LiveLeak videos.

 

[Frank "Warthog" Reynolds]

"Watewmewon is good for testostewone."
"What's the thing that's wike an owange, but biggew and biggew? ... Gwapefwuit."

I fucking love Jon.

"Cewery good for bwones"

 

[Fortyone]

They are talking about how gwape fwuits are good for your bweasts and how they eat their own cum right now

 

[Richard Freeman]

 

[Polska krowa]

Did this motherfucker just say that cancer is a fungus?

 

[Star Platinum]

jon is retarded. he's trying to argue that plants in nature tend to be shaped like organs that they benefit. no joke, his theory is:

kidney beans are good for your kidneys
[something bone shaped] is good for your bones
grapefruits are good for breasts. especially if you consider that a grapefruit split in half looks like a human breast split in half [his description, not mine]

 

[Lokenstien]

"Cwancer is awcktully ah Fungas"
Jon never ceases to amaze

 

[kurosawa]

Jon's unifying theory of fruit (maybe veggies too? I can't understand half of what he says) looking like parts of your body being good for that part of your body.

Now he's talking about drinking water eggs and eating meat left out in the sun. And something about a foogasm. Maybe that's when you listen to Foo Fighters?

 

[I'm Not Racist Anymore]

Mauro and Johnathan talking about how some fruits and herbal remedies cure cancer.