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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 438 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    896
The sound effects are awful, they constantly drown out any conversations going on in the room and most of the fish are already just ignoring them.
It seems to be stressing Damiel; assuming he isn't faking it for the cameras. For that, any Vomit and Jason Goldstriker ASMR is worth it.
 
Question, is any of the fish actually using the gumball machine? I can't recall seeing anyone use it despite being given quarters.
I saw Jon use it the night of the cell challenge. No idea what he got in it because all of the random shit stacked on top of the counters and the cabinets being open blocked most of the view.
 
Sylvia trying to come off as more outgoing and wacky only to have Jon basically grab the wiffle bat and give a proper demonstration on genuine impulsive behavior.

"Dis is how its duhn"

Edit: Sylvia should try more one - on -ones with TTS. She really doesn't need to do this damiel tier acting out. But I understand, there's a lot of pressure right now and I think she's mistaken the viewer base as being majority edgy types, She's got a fair amount of viewers who enjoy her presence but the negative tts and voices speak louder in her head vs the positive ones.
 
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TTS asked Jon "A friendly witch, or two snakes?" Jon says "both will fuck you over in the end", but he'd have to choose between one or the other. Letty and Sylvia just sat there in uncomfortable silence.

Jon then started going off on the Catholic Church, saying they're devil-worshipers. "Why do you think Jesus said not to trust the church? The church is not to be twusted."
 
TTS asked Jon "A friendly witch, or two snakes?" Jon says "both will fuck you over in the end", but he'd have to choose between one or the other. Letty and Sylvia just sat there in uncomfortable silence.
Jon goes "what did it say" and Lettie and Sylvia are just staring at each other hard lmao. Lettie repeats it and hisses at Sylvia :story:
You could not have scripted it better
 
I wonder how they’re going to address the fact that the more they mess with the production the lower the view count. The numbers are noticeably lower today.
I'd chalk it up to being middle of a Sunday. People are out doing stuff. At night it goes up to 9-10k again.
Not the 20+k it was originally, however.
 
I wonder how they’re going to address the fact that the more they mess with the production the lower the view count. The numbers are noticeably lower today.
They won't because they are wiggers and are making profit regardless.

If the team weren't wiggers the cameras would have a compressor/limiter and viewers wouldn't be subjected to Jon redlining them every time he yawns or tard shrieks.
 
TTS asked Jon "A friendly witch, or two snakes?" Jon says "both will fuck you over in the end", but he'd have to choose between one or the other. Letty and Sylvia just sat there in uncomfortable silence.
Everyone is falling into their reality show roles and Jon is sitting there like autistic Christian Deadpool.
 
I wonder how they’re going to address the fact that the more they mess with the production the lower the view count. The numbers are noticeably lower today.
They need to find a balance. We didn’t have tts for multiple days in a row, and it was the fish interactions that drove the show. I get they want to entertain the pay piggies, but imo seeing the fish discuss stuff and conflicts arise naturally is far more entertaining than constant J spam and puking noises. The interactions between Jon and a Letty on the couch were cut short last night due to tts, and it was a real shame because I was looking forward to how Letty would utilize the situation.
 
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