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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 437 48.8%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    895
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Remember Lads, even if you are mentally retarded, always stink, yell bible passages and naturally brings chaos where ever you go: If you cook, clean and work out women will hover around you even if there are "normal" men around.
 
I'm watching now for the first time, and I realized within a few minutes why people simp so much for Josie. She is the absolute dream girl for these people. Sam and the others must have known they needed at least 1 cuteish quirky girl to make bank on TTS.
 
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Remember Lads, even if you are mentally retarded, always stink, yell bible passages and naturally brings chaos where ever you go: If you cook, clean and work out women will hover around you even if there are "normal" men around.
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What's he cooked? It looks edible for once.
 
Vance implies Damiel needed to be around to keep Jon in his place. Says that Jon got too riled up when Dam wasn’t around. Damiel calls Jon retarded and said he needs a caretaker. Damiel says he wouldn’t put up with it. Finally a TTS says the shit talking made them lose respect for Vance and Damiel. Both men say variation on not giving a fuck.

Edit: Damiel said if he was a woman he’d beat the shit out of Letty.
 
It's hilarious that Vance thinks Letty wants him. Means he unironically doesn't realize just how manipulative she really is.

I really hope she heard them calling her a loser when she left and fucks with them. Letty might be insane but holy shit do I hate faggots who trashtalk people behind their back, act like a fucking man and say it to their face.

And Damiel keeps tryharding and pretending he's tough.
 
Vance x Damiel Bedroom Scheming Part 2:

Vance says “I don’t hate anyone, but obviously there are two people I could live without that get on my fucking nerves.” The topic shifts to how both fish are feeling and holding up after Vance asks how Dam is holding up. Damiel claims he’s “fucking exhausted.” A few more pointless tts come on. Damiel says that it’s sad how Jon acts out for attention. Vance says he wishes Damiel was here during the two days he was absent, making a subtle reference to Damiel being a tard wrangler. Vance says that during the two days he was either way too happy or way too mad, Damiel responds that “It’s because he’s retarded.”

Damiel states that Jon needs a caretaker, and that he’s a suck up to Goldstriker. A tts says all the trash talking made him lose all respect for them. Damiel responds “I don’t give a fuck suck my dick faggot.” Vance says “We’re characters on a show trying to entertain.” This seems to contradict his tone during this talk with Damiel, as Vance seems to be ranting rather than playing a character. Pointless conversations ensue that have nothing to do with the show. A tts comes on asking "Why did the producers let you back and why did you say yes?" Damiel responds, "Don't worry about it bro, get off my dick."

Vance returns to the topic of Letty being attracted to him. He says to Damiel that rooming with her was weird and that anytime he woke up he could swear she's always looking at him. He then says that at one point Letty asked him to put a pill in-between his legs and that it was weird.

Roughly Five Minutes Later: Vance receives a loot crate from both red and white sharks. Sadly he cannot speak clearly so I only was able to list a few items. If someone wants to correct me that's fine. I think I missed two of them. Lightbulb, puddy, glowstick, baseball something(?). Vance leaves the room shortly after.
 
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Damiel is talking about it being day 11 like he’s serving a bit in jail. Pretty sad considering he’s the only one that got a break.
 
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