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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 213 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 437 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.2%

  • Total de votantes
    894
Bongo is trying to convince Bingo to raid the dragon fort, but Bingo says she is too drunk to do it.
Bongo reacts badly, the two start shouting each other. Bongo claims Bingo isn't pulling her weight in the tank. Bingo *autistic screeching*.
Bashir is acting as peacemaker, reminding them that they love each other.
Couldn't have a clearer picture of how manipulative and cowardly this temu Gríma Wormtongue is.
 
james drake puts all the shit under the bed he's sleeping on.
it doesnt matter what they do, theyre not getting that shit

he doesn't stay up all night drinking :story:
everyone has been up all night besides him and laura
Too bad he's too normie to do anything offensively. If he went for Bashir while Laura guards the hoard he wouldn't be getting get any sleep today.
 
He needs to rush Bashir or the Twins, he can take on Blane.
I'm kinda split on wanting drake to win and wanting people to steal his candy cause I wonder what he would do. He said multiple times he doesn't want to fuck with the twins but I think if they were part of a successful raid on fort drake he might snap.

Couldn't have a clearer picture of how manipulative and cowardly this temu Gríma Wormtongue is.
Idk how anyone's buying that "honorable guy" act when he's only going after drunk people trying to convince them to do his bidding.
 
He also got called gay so it's all good.
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Phone rings
"Liberty Bell!" (presumably the name of his tattoo business)
"NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER"
:story:
A normie getting a tattoo on such a prominent place... An ACTOR, too. Drake, I kneel. Best fish, idc. He acclimated to tishtank like no other.
Suzie (niglet dwarf) in response to Duangay threatening to hassle fish who bitch: "You know what I say [unintelligible]? Cut them down to my size!"
Lmfao my opinion on Suzie has 180'd
She said that like 5 times before. It's a stale one-liner.
Blane with the interjection in a very private talk

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I have been keeping up best I can but I am out of the loop on Blane. Was he really a lolisho degenerate? I am growing to like the guy due to how ride and die he is for the twins, but I don't want to like him if he is a gooner degenerate.
 
Bashir refusing to attack Landon in any way even though it would guarantee his victory. I kneel.

I have been keeping up best I can but I am out of the loop on Blane. Was he really a lolisho degenerate? I am growing to like the guy due to how ride and die he is for the twins, but I don't want to like him if he is a gooner degenerate.
He's a based gooner degenerate.
 
Rather alarming quote from Bongo when she was talking to Bashir earlier in the hallway, and Bashir was suggesting all 3 upstairs teams evenly split candy.

"The only thing i think about is that, how i would really kill myself if i ended up helping you guys and i ended up getting eliminated. I would fucking kill myself. I would probably kill myself on the way home "
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I want the twins to win but from what Ive seen repeatedly Bongo is being far too nice and is not wholly in it for herself, which she needs to be.
Blane had to talk her out of giving Bashir some of her candy earlier, and i still think she might.
Only good thing is Bingo actually has the correct mindset of looking out for #1 and has been actively fighting Bongo on several nice guy decisions shes been trying to make.
Even with blankets tonight Bongo gave Dumbgay their only blanket to be nice and Bingo was pissed since they turn the temp all the way down at night now and all the way up during the day.
 
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Chris isn't that grossly fat and disgusting (arguable) anymore so there's no point for him to appear.
It really does amaze me how much he's changed since the last Fishtank. I remember seeing him for the first time in years in a Beck the Schizo video and he looked like an almost totally different person. I barely even recognized him until I heard his voice.
 
I'm starting to root for the dark ending where the nomie chad actor absolutely destroys the wholesome chungus autistics disabled people to win 50k and then months from now after he's regained his sanity he realizes what he's done and that he's going to be haunted by people shit talking him in the comments of anything he's ever a part of for the rest of eternity.
 
Good memory or bad memory?
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I want the twins to win but from what ive seen repeatedly Bongo is being far too nice and is not wholey in it for herself, which she needs to be. Blane had to talk her out of giving Bashir some of her candy earlier
They were burning themselves trying to drink boiling gummy bears to win Bashir candy, if they havent worked out theyre being used by now they deserve to be screwed. Its gonna be one of them going home, Drake has a stockpile and can't lose.
 
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