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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 212 23.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 437 48.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.2%
  • Total de votantes
    893
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Meiwaku dijo:
Here's pics of FAT Laura beforehand:

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This is larua now carrying the show on her wide shoulders

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Meiwaku dijo:
Landon will need to bring Bashir and Drake along for protection when he leaves the show...

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She will luigi mansion suckup the little buddy until he convulses his way to the shadow realm just before the BPD spasms hits and a very confused Landon doesn't understand how they broke up and got back together twice in the span of three to four hours

She's just doing that shit for attention and the very incredible fact that simps are e-cucking money to her so she can send stuff to the tiger, edit: and that part in specific is a funny situation, kinda
 
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crb dijo:
She will luigi mansion suckup the little buddy until he convulses his way to the shadow realm just before the BPD spasms hits and a very confused Landon doesn't understand how they broke up and got back together twice in the span of three to four hours

She's just doing that shit for attention and the very incredible fact that simps are e-cucking money to her so she can send stuff to the tiger, it's a funny situation, kinda
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And entirely possible Landon would end up with child support by the end of it.
 
crb dijo:
She will luigi mansion suckup the little buddy until he convulses his way to the shadow realm just before the BPD spasms hits and a very confused Landon doesn't understand how they broke up and got back together twice in the span of three to four hours

She's just doing that shit for attention and the very incredible fact that simps are e-cucking money to her so she can send stuff to the tiger, it's a funny situation, kinda
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Playing with a turbo autist virgin's feelings isn't funny. How would you feel if it was a manwhore leading on Bongo? (Not that she's a virgin but still). Landon doesn't need his first girl to be a BPD ewhore who just eats his cheesefry and then loses interest in him when he becomes "boring" to her.

Landon needs a dominatrix MILF whose smarter than him to tell him what to clean up. She needs to be someone who won't play with his heart and will superbed with him every night. He need someone faithful who will ensure he learns how to drive and cook etc. not some discord kitten who lives in piles of clothes and uploads lewds with a $20 walmart full length mirror.
 
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ackack99 dijo:
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no one's posted this yet?

what the fuck is going on here lol. i cant even begin to wrap my head around whats happening. did JD the theater kid fool everybody or is this just wigger trolling
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That's definitely Ashe given the doxes beforehand and pics. He's trying to throw people off the trail. Don't be stupid enough to not buy that.

JD is also in a weird poly situation where he's mainly with Ashe but fucks this biological woman who is she/they trans who has been posted here. He also was allowed to fuck Beth but pussied out. She got mad about the Latina because Laura is interesting without needing to be annoying.
 
ackack99 dijo:
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no one's posted this yet?

what the fuck is going on here lol. i cant even begin to wrap my head around whats happening. did JD the theater kid fool everybody or is this just wigger trolling
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JD is a chronic liar. Nothing that he just says should be believed.
He lied to Ash/his girlfriend about him kissing Laura and smacking her ass, when other fish and Ash saw it themselves.
He lied about why he had the condoms.

He’s the Reddit archetype. Redditors lie about everything to make themselves look better.
You don’t talk for 2 hours to a woman that isn’t your girlfriend, defending yourself against kissing another girl on the neck.
 
Meiwaku dijo:
Playing with a turbo autist virgin's feelings isn't funny. How would you feel if it was a manwhore leading on Bongo? (Not that she's a virgin but still). Landon doesn't need his first girl to be a BPD ewhore who just eats his cheesefry and then loses interest in him when he becomes "boring" to her.

Landon needs a dominatrix MILF whose smarter than him to tell him what to clean up. She needs to be someone who won't play with his heart and will superbed with him every night. He need someone faithful who will ensure he learns how to drive and cook etc. not some discord kitten who lives piles of clothes and uploads lewds with a $20 walmart full length mirror.
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I more or less think the funny bit is the e-cuckoldry part because it's bizarre for me.
I don't think he feels anything but relative amusement about her, and I obviously don't think her playing with feelings is funny, maybe I've worded it wrong. I think she won't even touch him, unless they bring her on the show and she puts it for her attwhore necessities.

I agree with the MILF part.

The e-whore bpd scum archetype shouldn't even exist in my opinion.
 
Gef Mongoose dijo:
JD is a chronic liar. Nothing that he just says should be believed.
He lied to Ash/his girlfriend about him kissing Laura and smacking her ass, when other fish and Ash saw it themselves.
He lied about why he had the condoms.

He’s the Reddit archetype. Redditors lie about everything to make themselves look better.
You don’t talk for 2 hours to a woman that isn’t your girlfriend, defending yourself against kissing another girl on the neck.
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not to mention, his acting skills are horrible. when he was freaking out over Laura when she first arrived, you could tell it was exaggerated, but last night seemed genuine. however, its hard to tell with him because hes such a fake person. conclusion: JD gay, JD faggot
 
ackack99 dijo:
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no one's posted this yet?

what the fuck is going on here lol. i cant even begin to wrap my head around whats happening. did JD the theater kid fool everybody or is this just wigger trolling
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This is 100% a cope lie to try to cover his tracks.

We've been watching it all season. JD is unbelievably cringe, easy to read and a terrible actor. It is simply not possible for him to fake the reactions he was having when you compare to every other moment on camera. This is just a reddit-tier attempt to stop people phonebooking him.
 
ackack99 dijo:
not to mention, his acting skills are horrible. when he was freaking out over Laura when she first arrived, you could tell it was exaggerated, but last night seemed genuine. however, its hard to tell with him because hes such a fake person. conclusion: JD gay, JD faggot
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He also made the comment 2-3 days ago to Emma that she would get along with his girlfriend, Ash.

He didn’t correct Bingo and Bongo when they kept exclaiming that his girlfriend was there to talk to him.
 
Meiwaku dijo:
He also was allowed to fuck Beth but pussied out.
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That's a strange way to frame it, as though he had a chance in the first place. I've been "allowed" to fuck tons of chicks that wouldn't give me the time of day if that's how were gonna talk about reality.

Beth would've fucked literally everybody in that house before landing upon gay friend JD.
 
crb dijo:
I more or less think the funny bit is the e-cuckoldry part because it's bizarre for me.
I don't think he feels anything but relative amusement about her, and I obviously don't think her playing with feelings is funny, maybe I've worded it wrong. I think she won't even touch him, unless they bring her on the show and she puts it for her attwhore necessities.

I agree with the MILF part.

The e-whore bpd scum archetype shouldn't even exist in my opinion.
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Any hole is a hole. This is fishtank not a find your soulmate reality show
 
RefreshingPotatoChip dijo:
I wonder if the stomach surgery she mentioned that made it where she can’t throw up was some sort of weight loss surgery
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She also mentioned to the twins and James Drake in the store on her first night, that she “doesn’t poop for days at a time.”

Could that be connected to a weight loss surgery?
 
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