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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 213 23.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 437 48.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.2%
  • Total de votantes
    894
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foam rolla dijo:
If a hyper sexual nigger-faggot like Burt finds Jet sexually repulsive, I can't imagine many of these young girls would be physically attracted to him.
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I agree although Burt was eager to fuck Frank Hassle who is akin to an ogre. I think his rules of attraction are extremely arcane and make sense only to the mind of a perverted schizo.
 
Hoi Polloi dijo:
I agree although Burt was eager to fuck Frank Hassle who is akin to an ogre. I think his rules of attraction are extremely arcane and make sense only to the mind of a perverted schizo.
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True. With these girls I guess it's more of a power dynamic thing where they like the idea they could get with a internet famous streaming producer.
 
Osama Bin Laden dijo:
i see people in the thread that they will likely not watch fishtank when it comes back but im still gonna watch it and nobody is going to stop me
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If the break is long enough it may be like the season starts over and the beginning is always the good part.

crazytaco_334, one of the BnB/finge guys posted some BTS shots.
https://x.com/crazytaco_334/status/1939610309590683941
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Fivehead dijo:
The cracks were already starting to show even before the move to Bunkertank - Direnc basically checked out once she realized the core rules of Fishtank (stay inside, no weed) aren’t actually enforced.
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This is just a problem with the show in general and has caused mass fish demoralization in every season.

Anybody who is even slightly sane will pretty quickly become a low energy non-participant when they realize that. It's fine if everybody you have is crazy on the level of an Alex B or Burt but if you have any slightly normal contestants being told that the game you're playing doesn't have any rules, and your only incentive are fishbucks, which is just monopoly money other people can steal from you (and is only worth as much as the promise of lying wiggers in the first place) people just "quiet quit" the tank.

I know all the contestants are aware of the show but I'm surprised more people don't leave when they realize this. Direnc smokes crack and shows bamhole online and even she was thinking it just wasn't worth it anymore after having the chubby slovak lesbian in clown shoes laugh in her face about the show being rigged.
 
foam rolla dijo:
Doesn't a lot of the pedo rants come from women who have hit the wall long ago and so they spend their time ranting online about rich older men like Leonardo Decaprio and calling him a pedo for exclusively dating women in their early twenties? When people point out that these women are over eighteen and are technically adults with free will, these old hags will move the goalposts and screech "It's still disgusting! Five years ago that girl was graduating high school! Everyone knows that scientifically a woman's brain hasn't fully developed before 25 years! This is technically child rape! This twenty four year old can't consent to dating this rich older man! He needs to be castrated!"
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It's mostly zoomer feminists and trying to corner the sexual marketplace. Doesn't help that Ellie's Asian so she'll always have a bit more youth to her.

But yeah, the pothead moron liberal arts female students/assistant professors/what the fuck ever will be raging against anything that even vaguely espouses the concept of legal-age women having relationships with older men. Even though they engage in it themselves, quite hypocritically so.
 
Kong Strong dijo:
I feel like a lot of the comments calling Jet disgusting for sleeping with a bunch of young attractive women are just jealous people seething that they can't do the same.
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I generally don't give a shit about this, but framing it like people are only its a 20 year old child posting is disingenuous. Its just once you start stacking up all the other factors that it starts to say more about him as a person. It isn't that he is allegedly fucking younger chicks or that he is allegedly fucking fans or that he is allegedly fucking fishtank contestants but once you start stacking these kinds of things up it begs the question why not literally any other pussy? Why does it have to be a younger fan who has a direct monetary relationship with him? Again I don't particularly care, but you would think that if you could get pussy any other way so that it didn't end up in the public eye you would do that at least lol.
 
coof coof dijo:
I generally don't give a shit about this, but framing it like people are only its a 20 year old child posting is disingenuous. Its just once you start stacking up all the other factors that it starts to say more about him as a person. It isn't that he is allegedly fucking younger chicks or that he is allegedly fucking fans or that he is allegedly fucking fishtank contestants but once you start stacking these kinds of things up it begs the question why not literally any other pussy? Why does it have to be a younger fan who has a direct monetary relationship with him? Again I don't particularly care, but you would think that if you could get pussy any other way so that it didn't end up in the public eye you would do that at least lol.
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All memes aside, it is only a matter of time before the high Jet gets from being in Sam Hyde's shadow comes crashing down. A matter of time before Sam gets sick of his ego and bullshit. It will take exactly one Jet Weinstein controversy before he's drop-kicked out into the cold. He's not exemplary in any capaicity much less interesting or original. It's Sam's show that he clearly lets Jet play King of. All these problems come from Sam outsourcing management to Jet, which is a clusterfuck because Jet's only where he is because hes a pushover yes-man to Sam.

Liiterally anyone here could do a better job running and handling the show. But nobody can do a better job at fondling Sam's TRT-deflated balls.
 
Max Caulfield dijo:
All memes aside, it is only a matter of time before the high Jet gets from being in Sam Hyde's shadow comes crashing down. A matter of time before Sam gets sick of his ego and bullshit. It will take exactly one Jet Weinstein controversy before he's drop-kicked out into the cold. He's not exemplary in any capaicity much less interesting or original. It's Sam's show that he clearly lets Jet play King of. All these problems come from Sam outsourcing management to Jet, which is a clusterfuck because Jet's only where he is because hes a pushover yes-man to Sam.

Liiterally anyone here could do a better job running and handling the show. But nobody can do a better job at fondling Sam's TRT-deflated balls.
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Agreed. I say allegedly because I don't even know what people are latching onto so hard other than Sam making the offhand comment about Josie being "that Asian Jet likes," but even that is pretty telling. At the very least his mind is focused more on pussy than actually having a stream that stays up for the duration of the season lol.
 
Max Caulfield dijo:
All memes aside, it is only a matter of time before the high Jet gets from being in Sam Hyde's shadow comes crashing down. A matter of time before Sam gets sick of his ego and bullshit. It will take exactly one Jet Weinstein controversy before he's drop-kicked out into the cold. He's not exemplary in any capaicity much less interesting or original. It's Sam's show that he clearly lets Jet play King of. All these problems come from Sam outsourcing management to Jet, which is a clusterfuck because Jet's only where he is because hes a pushover yes-man to Sam.

Liiterally anyone here could do a better job running and handling the show. But nobody can do a better job at fondling Sam's TRT-deflated balls.
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Yeah but don't you think that's the whole point? Jet was and is nobody without the World peace verse. Who's working with him without Sam? Discord mods like Joints
The moment Jet would step out of line it's back to making r9k-esque raps.

And you know what I love him for it.
 
People moralfagging about legal consenting adults allegedly hooking up are kinda retarded. Fishtank is adult-oriented entertainment that makes about as much money as any other successful small business. It's not like Jet is a rich Minecraft YouTuber taking advantage of 13 year olds, nor is he a P.E. teacher offering passing grades for blowies.
 
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