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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 213 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 437 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.2%

  • Total de votantes
    894
we got enough
I hated whiny baby Burt. He demands his fans do stuff, instead of taking initiative. Hate Binx all you want, but she worked to get people out.
The autistic screeching was pretty funny

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Burt is a predator
 
Burt is the only gay man willing to admit they're all predators and also they all go there to get raped anyway.
He clearly doesn't understand why people are concerned about his behaviour. He's essentially said "I'm not manipulating them, I'm just lowering their inhibitions so that they'll give me information that I require to make an informed decision as to whether or not I want to date-rape them. It's for my safety!"
 
He clearly doesn't understand why people are concerned about his behaviour. He's essentially said "I'm not manipulating them, I'm just lowering their inhibitions so that they'll give me information that I require to make an informed decision as to whether or not I want to date-rape them. It's for my safety!"
Burt is the average gay man and he offers a window into their corrupted souls. It can be hard for the uninitiated to witness its undiluted form.
 
Jons ADL has devolved in a full on RACE WAR, with Pedro (basedwealth) and Van (loveamerica) getting into a fistfight over damage to the carpet, as Pedro continues to damage the carpet they have spent the entire last 2 days cleaning, and Van is the one who's credit card is attached to the AirBNB.
The face of a man who is apparently wealthy enough to lead a "spiritual war" against MDE and create the new online right, sweating over carpet cleaning.
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Some TTS that Burt has been sending to Alex B. I took a screenshot of Alex B looking at his streamlabs during his stream a few minutes ago. Alex B checked earlier and said that it's Burt's actual twitch account.


"Alex, this is Burt. After my surgery tomorrow, I'm getting help for my sex addiction. I still love and care about you.
I hope you find the strength to face your own struggles too. Maybe we can both come out... (cuts off)"

"Alex, it's Burt again. I realized I'm attracted to you because you remind me of my little brother. You're loud, wild, handsome, and completely incomprehensible, just like him. And for some reason, that turns me on. Can you unblock my phone number?"

"Alex, unblock my number. I need to talk to you.
It's weird, but I'm attracted to you because you remind me of my little brother: you're a loud, wild, and a handsome firecracker, just like him.
Don't ignore me. You know what happens to guys who do."

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Some TTS that Burt has been sending to Alex B. I took a screenshot of Alex B looking at his streamlabs during his stream a few minutes ago. Alex B checked earlier and said that it's Burt's actual twitch account.


"Alex, this is Burt. After my surgery tomorrow, I'm getting help for my sex addiction. I still love and care about you.
I hope you find the strength to face your own struggles too. Maybe we can both come out... (cuts off)"

"Alex, it's Burt again. I realized I'm attracted to you because you remind me of my little brother. You're loud, wild, handsome, and completely incomprehensible, just like him. And for some reason, that turns me on. Can you unblock my phone number?"

"Alex, unblock my number. I need to talk to you.
It's weird, but I'm attracted to you because you remind me of my little brother: you're a loud, wild, and a handsome firecracker, just like him.
Don't ignore me. You know what happens to guys who do."

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That was quite the speed run to his next psycho queer relapse.
 
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