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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 438 48.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    896
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Osama Bin Laden dijo:
This was posted by @AssignedEva but Alex keeps reposting the Vance/Bill Fishtank messages but he released a video where he shows the full conversation between him and Vance... except he tries really hard to avoid showing this specific text.
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Oh, and Alex tried getting legal help the same day he left the tank, as shown in his messages. Probably trying to see if he could sue Fishtank for his "deserved" winnings.

New Alex post:


oh alex is active on jabba's tiktok

 
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AssignedEva dijo:
I think there's another upstairs area that's not used, but I'm not sure how you get up there. Possibly through this door opposite Bedroom 2?
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This is about how much I managed of mapping the front view
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The front door comes in at an angle to the stars (so I'm guessing has a porch/entrance area), the jacuzzi windows match the far right;
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and that bit slops up to accommodate the penthouse "attic", the den has three banks of three windows you can just about make out but after that I can't understand what's going on. Next to the dining room is the kitchen area and it looks like the start of the glassed in veranda we see on the listing
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but that should be where Bedroom 1's windows open out onto. I guess maybe the windows open onto the veranda? But then I'm still a bit unsure where the vanity and bathroom come in, since the door to Bedroom 3 is flush to Bedroom 1.
However the floorplan works there's obviously a reasonable part of the building we can't see, including The Cell and The Lab (Bitchtank is Bedroom 3).
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This Alex faggot is more pathethic than any other vengeful excontestant.
Mauro gave up quickly when he realized that no one was believing his bullshit.
And at least Summer was a hot girl so she could asume that some simps would take her side, and it didnt take long for her to admit she was just a fucking schizo and that it was all bullshit.

But this fucking retard? hes still going, who cares, nobody believes him, just like no one believed he was rich (fucking lol), hes honestly more of a schizo than summer, because summer you could tell she knew she was insane, but this dumbass thinks that he is as smart as the average man and not a literal bottom of the barrel man, that found an even lower bottom of the barrel woman (she is in the 1 in a million bottom honestly, beyond fucking parody how disgusting in every posible way that fatass is, before i found the farms, i wouldnt believe a person so universally bad could be real)

The truth is he will be killed by her wife in the next 12 months in a fit of rage and no one will give a shit, not even the cops that will be forced to listen the latinx whale sperging about how it was totally selfdefense that i shot my druggie abused boyfriend whom i leech of off. And she will get away with it because who fucking cares lol.
 
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nah nothing gone on
people packing up their shit
they just bought simbal new clothes (edit: he just said none of them fit, lol)
payton seems like she has a bad cold
thats about it
 
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Kenny dijo:
The question is who are the new people gonna be. Maybe actual new normies. Maybe old contestants. I wish they didn’t show them season two. I can see it as a combination of randoms and season one contestants. Those season one folks will be very random…they’ll be just as trained to be careful and not reveal themselves. We know the creators of Fishtank want to fuck with people. Four weeks in…this is not friend tank. We’re expecting chaos.

Easiest scenario, maybe 4 normies, 4 plants. Where we know they’re plants, but the current fishes don’t know they’re plants. But, even if they bring in someone they know, they can’t say anything. Ironically, that adds even more chaos. They see Josie? They don’t know her. They see TJ? They know him, but can’t say anything. It gets even more complicated.

But my dream scenario? Get this: the fish have been told many times, “don’t react, don’t act like you know anyone, you’re not going to win if you react to anyone.” Bring Frank back.

Have a couple normal people walk in, the current fish do some acting, “hello, welcome to famous house!” And then all the sudden Frank walks in. And they can’t react to him without being kicked out.

I appreciated Jet and Ben being honest with them. But we all know something insane is going to happen. They’re delusional if they think only a bunch of normies are coming in and they’re gliding to the end. They’re getting soft. Stockholm syndrome. Look at the final days of the last two seasons. This is a great fake out. It’s going to be a very fun few days.
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If they were going to bring in people that the fish already know and have to pretend like they don't know, then bringing Luke back would be the best possible outcome. They all hate Luke with a passion for unexplainable reasons so the fact that they would have to hide how pissed/surprised they are that Luke is back would be hilarious. Luke could also work against the fish and try to undo anything they do.

Zoc Verde dijo:
I really think her "evolution" is her sucking up ego points from all of the plushies and positive TTS. She also thinks production likes and needs her for the show because they keep gassing her up as the "little sister" of the cast. When she hits the elimination wall she will lose all development and become desperate and weak like she was at the beginning. Her last chance for power and relevance is being the one to ruin everything, like she constantly ruins bits and scenes by trying to be involved.
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This is really bad fan-fiction.
 
Grim_Autismo dijo:
Burt is going to get voted out by the house the first night.
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I agree that the other fish will try to vote him out.

I think the others were too afraid to before because he was relatively nice to everyone, he clearly has autism, and were told he is an audience favorite. His increasingly unhinged behavior, frequent masturbating, and short term memory that does not allow for him to accept that there is no underlying mystery behind everything (despite being told numerous times) has provided them a good excuse to band together in a vote à la, "We're just concerned for your mental health, Burt."
Whether or not production allows it, idk.

Whatever happens I hope they bring the Black Urban Rapist Terror back for another blood games. :sighduck:
 
Mizzy sat in B1 last night going on and on about how Alexis was jealous that she's a "creative" ("actress" and "musician"), and that's why Alexis never liked her. After she left, Payton and Binx basically talked shit about Mizzy until they fell asleep.

Mizzy has two modes:
#1) Life is Mizzy
#2) Canonical 80s Gremlin whose only desire is to eat after midnight

She's never evolved past either of those, except briefly when she was absolutely fed up with Frank(& FURT) and acted like an actual human being and not a shitty made for TV movie extra.
 
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Chat thinks Letty is coming on the show.

But Nifty knows who Letty is, so how would "the new contestants don't know this is fishtank" gaslight work? Nifty would know it's bullshit. Maybe she already knows who is coming and production told her not to spoil it?
 
Payton's stocks plummeting after TTS started asking her about trans people.

At first someone asked: "If I transitioned to a woman would you date me? Also would be okay if I kept my dick?"
And her only answer was: "No dick!"

After that a bunch of TTS started coming calling her a TERF and she completely reversed her stance, saying shit like:
"I would date a trans woman with a dick"
"I would suck a girl dick"
"I have many trans friends"
"Trans woman are woman"
And other gay shit.

I couldn't find a clip of her TERF answer on the site, but girl dick was there:

 
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