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[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Yeah, this was the day Sam gave him the special water, as they were clearly worried about how dehydrated he was from only drinking coffee and then getting drunk. He clearly got the sparkling water thing from the Tates, too... as they both regularly talk about sparkling water and how they don't trust men who don't drink sparkling water.

I have no way of confirming it, but I do suspect that not all of the Zipp cans actually contained Zipp and some contained water instead so that they could keep them hydrated.

I had assumed that Zipp was flavored water like Le Croix, not soda.

 

[Dr Jacoby]

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guys is greg okay

 

[Agares]

On season 1 he refused to drink anything except spring water from glass bottles and coffee, and made a lot of outrageous claims such as: Having a 6 pack as a baby, having multiple baby mammas, saying his first words at a couple months old, and being a former firefighter (he was actually a forest technician).

He was probably the "my dad works for Nintendo" kid when he was younger.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

On season 1 he refused to drink anything except spring water from glass bottles and coffee, and made a lot of outrageous claims such as: Having a 6 pack as a baby, having multiple baby mammas, saying his first words at a couple months old, and being a former firefighter (he was actually a forest technician).

He also claimed to have bitten someones nutsack to win a fight.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

ive always taken jon as being serious. he just seems to kind of chronic liar retard type. if he is playing a character then bravo, he's really good at it.

He also claimed to have bitten someones nutsack to win a fight.

one of the gayset things i have ever heard.

I had assumed that Zipp was flavored water like Le Croix, not soda.

the website for it makes it look a lot like a lacroix kind of thing to me.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

the website for it makes it look a lot like a lacroix kind of thing to me.

It's hard to tell what's genuine and what's a joke on the can due to there being a lot of obvious jokes in the ingredients, but it does claim to have 44 MG of caffeine and has the words "energy drink" on the side. If this is true, it would not be a good substitute for water and would be potentially dangerous to use it so. An artificially flavored sparkling water like lacroix or bubbli would be annoying as a water substitute, but not dangerous to your health.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I'm still on the hunt for my favorite Greg bit, but here's a funny moment from Day 9. Jon just doesn't get it.

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[hog cranking frog]

It's hard to tell what's genuine and what's a joke on the can due to there being a lot of obvious jokes in the ingredients, but it does claim to have 44 MG of caffeine and has the words "energy drink" on the side. If this is true, it would not be a good substitute for water and would be potentially dangerous to use it so. An artificially flavored sparkling water like lacroix or bubbli would be annoying as a water substitute, but not dangerous to your health.

Isn't 40mg of caffeine tiny? Like a cup of coffee is 60+. A monster is 120 and this new zoomer shit is in the 200+ range.

 

[The Tall Man]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BYGsaiKyJfw
the janoy is strong in this one.

You made me remember a fun little video.

I'm still on the hunt for my favorite Greg bit, but here's a funny moment from Day 9. Jon just doesn't get it.

nojokesjon0001-0233.mp4

The amount of entertainment Jon provides by being confident and dumb is amazing.

 

[Dashusethetrashcan]

Hearts in the right place Jon, but thats Donald Trumps son lol

 

[Jobama]

Isn't 40mg of caffeine tiny? Like a cup of coffee is 60+. A monster is 120 and this new zoomer shit is in the 200+ range.

It’s absolutely nothing. A cup of coffee is 95mg and a can of Monster is 160mg. It has less caffeine than a single 12oz can of Mountain Dew (56mg)

Hearts in the right place Jon, but thats Donald Trumps son lol

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Jon can really relate to president Trump. After all he was just the victim of an assassination attempt himself!

 

[Agares]

Hearts in the right place Jon, but thats Donald Trumps son lol

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They twied to assassinate the pwesident?! This means waw!

 

[Dr Jacoby]

Tuned into the cell & found out Oddbod has a HUGE FAT GAS GIANT girlfriend, he's also wearing makeup. Pretty gay.

 

[Foster]

Tuned into the cell & found out Oddbod has a HUGE FAT GAS GIANT girlfriend, he's also wearing makeup. Pretty gay.
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[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

Tuned into the cell & found out Oddbod has a HUGE FAT GAS GIANT girlfriend, he's also wearing makeup. Pretty gay.
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For like 30 mins there's just constant fat jokes TTS lol.

 

[Agares]

Tuned into the cell & found out Oddbod has a HUGE FAT GAS GIANT girlfriend, he's also wearing makeup. Pretty gay.
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He could do so much better than her, dear god. her pussy and personality must be amazing to him.

 

[Noble Redditor]

He could do so much better than her, dear god. her pussy and personality must be amazing to him.

Oneitis. There's nothing else to it.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

He could do so much better than her, dear god. her pussy and personality must be amazing to him.

sad thing is this isnt uncommon. skinny as balls guy with fat as sin woman. i think some of it has to do with lack of confidence int eh guy, that or his personality is so terrible only a ham beast would stay with him.

my advice to guys like him is to lift. once you bulk up not only do you look better, but you get the confidence to ditch the ham beasts.

 

[Lt. H. DuBois]

I feel like most everyone knew someone like Jon growing up, a kid who just lies about the smallest things for seemingly no reason bit it all just rolls off his back.
Very odd fellow
Kind of genuinely hard to dislike as you know he's just struggling for approval from... someone?

 

[Agares]

Oneitis. There's nothing else to it.

That or they met on a dating app. That's what I assume when I see a lot of conventionally attractive men with short, fat goblin women.

sad thing is this isnt uncommon. skinny as balls guy with fat as sin woman. i think some of it has to do with lack of confidence int eh guy, that or his personality is so terrible only a ham beast would stay with him.

my advice to guys like him is to lift. once you bulk up not only do you look better, but you get the confidence to ditch the ham beasts.

Could be low self esteem too, or that he assumed she'd be more loyal.