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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    881
Don't know why they gave the ability to give tokens to other users and appear to have not expected that chat would be spammed with people begging for tokens.
 
Daniel just said "They said I was jerking off because I was shaking my leg". Hes referring to a Twitter post. How would he have acquired that information?
He said they told him that during his interview in the basement. They're interviewing all the contestants throughout the day to get their candid opinions and they're going to edit them together and put out episodes like Big Brother
 
He said they mentioned it while interviewing him for his confessional, but I absolutely believe he might be a plant.
he was also the one that put money in the gumball machine to get the old food and pointed it out to everyone. and the camera was on him from the moment he started walking toward the machine.

also wasn't he the one in the promotional video that was like "i have been in a hundred fights and i'll scrap with anybody"? i'm starting to think he's a plant too
 
where are the new fish? they were supposed to arrive at 10 Fish Time (FT) and then sam at midnight. it's 11 pm FT already

edit:
Canadian thot: "Do you like puzzles? :)"
Stimmy: "No."
fuckin based
 
Status so far seems to be:
  • All of them are awkward zoomers who don't know how to talk
  • Josie is a literal stimming autist
  • Violetta has butterface, and knows about horsefucking for some reason
  • Sylvia is fat and I would not have sex with her
  • Sylvia has a song on YT that has Sam Hyde in the beginning
  • Vance is a beta male
  • Sam is arriving in 150 minutes, contestants should arrive soon
  • Fishtank website runs like garbage
Looking at this now, this looks more like a parody of The Real World than it does Big Brother.
 
I love how Josie gives zero fucks about everyone else and is happy to sit in front of her pizza box and just hyperfocus on something. Do people know what shes playing with?

Edit: its a puzzle
 
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