First Annual DSP Census

[James Smith]

If people think of other questions I'll add them. EDIT: I can't add questions after voting begins, never mind.

Spoiler: Results as of 2018-12-07 16:23 CDT

Results as of 2019-04-13 22:44 CDT:

 

[Prince Lotor]

I think there's only 2 more slots open on the survey though, the cap is 20 slots right? Maybe just make them meme slots about what you think his body type is, like "110 year old woman with Gout" or "Adult-baby coma patient", or something.
Edit: Both the survey suggestions, so far, after mine were much better ideas



Also glad to see I'm not the only one who voted for both "I want DSP to fail" and "I want DSP to stick around". Took me a minute to decide those weren't mutually exclusive I want to see him drag out this trainwreck for at least a couple more years, he's still financially treading water and has already thrown out "muh 60 year old parents will die next year, plz gib me $16K".

It's fascinating watching him dig his own grave while people plead with him to come to his senses and he yells back up at them, "Fuck you, I'm going to China. All the riches of the Orient will be mine!!!!"

 

[Commander Keen]

I don’t care what happens after some stunning exemplar of humanity makes a music video of Duran Duran’s “Hungry Like the Wolf” with his jerkoff “incident”. Unless that’s already happened? I dunno!

Guess that counts as I want people to troll DSP. Selected.

 

[DiabeticSP]

I would suggest:

1. I want Phil to marry Kat.

2. I want the horse to run away.


But I'm glad to see the leading options are Apathy.

 

[Agentsmith]

Also glad to see I'm not the only one who voted for both "I want DSP to fail" and "I want DSP to stick around". Took me a minute to decide those weren't mutually exclusive. I want to see him drag out this trainwreck for at least a couple more years, he's still financially treading water and has already thrown out "muh 60 year old parents will die next year, plz gib me $16K".

It's fascinating watching him dig his own grave while people plead with him to come to his senses and he yells back up at them, "Fuck you, I'm going to China. All the riches of the Orient will be mine!!!!"

I believe D$P will stream maybe until he is elderly. The train wreck will go on for years... (But I agree, the climax of the current financial story is very interesting)

I think even if he was homeless, he'd do IRL streams of new shoes he found at the park; of a burger he got for free from a good Samaritan; or of his new card board box pillow.

I recall he said previously when he gets his restaurant business he would do 'behind the scenes' videos.

I think he likes doing videos as he can control the narrative; and this feeds his ego

 

[LiquidCancer]

I thought it was going to be a Census like "How old are you? What was the first DSP content you watched? How long did you watch DSP before he banned/blocked you?"

 

[PomegranateKing]

I suppose "Would you like Phil to *actually* change?" And "Do you think Phil should stay the same?" might be informative.

 

[Prince Lotor]

I thought it was going to be a Census like "How old are you? What was the first DSP content you watched? How long did you watch DSP before he banned/blocked you?"

We actually already have threads for: What was the first DSP content you watched? and How long did you watch DSP before he banned/blocked you?, but if you'd like to share any personal details maybe we can commiserate for example, How circumcised is your member: fully, partially, or not at all?

 

[James Smith]

Poll results re-tallied and poll scheduled to close in an hour. I won't be re-tallying it.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

I want Phil to succeed enough that he doesn't quit failing publicly for a living.