Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Second Missing Primarch]

Is that some sort of sex journal? Is he proud of all that and he only pretends to be ashamed when it works for him? Has he believed cartoons are real for way longer than he's let on and therefore any drawings he's made have actually happened in his mind?

Chris has believed that cartoons are real since at least 2010, and probably before that, too. This is part of a transcript of one of his phone calls with Alec Benson Leary:

Alec: Okay, but Chris, um, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, that was still a movie, and everything in it was predetermined by the movie writers and director, and there is no alternate cartoon world in reality, I mean, cartoon characters don't actually think and feel things. Okay, here's a question-

Chris: Well, you obviously are naïve about that, cause you're not fully underst-, you're not understanding that possibility of that universe actually existing.

Alec: So you do believe that, um, when an artist creates a cartoon character, that character becomes real? That what you're saying to me?

Chris: Within that universe, yes.

He's maintained for a long time that the Sonichu comic is basically just a transcription of real events that have been occurring in the CWCville dimension, which is why he's so adamant about never changing it or harming the characters in any way, because he thinks it's really happening to them and he doesn't want to hurt his precious children.

 

[Rupin]

Based on this image from the eBay listing, he either cut it up with scissors or was very careful about tearing it up. Either way, that looks like it'd be pretty easy to piece back together.

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Is that a cum splot on Megan’s Face?

 

[fiu0cm]

Is that a cum splot on Megan’s Face?

????

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Is that a cum splot on Megan’s Face?

Or could be coffee, I mean Sonichu issue 14’s cover was destroyed by it.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Or could be coffee, I mean Sonichu issue 14’s cover was destroyed by it.

That's likely. Chris is extremely uncoordinated. Getting someone like that spastic on caffeine pretty much guarantees spills.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Is that a cum splot on Megan’s Face?

It's Chrystal, desperately trying to get born.

 

[.Magichan]

Based on this image from the eBay listing, he either cut it up with scissors or was very careful about tearing it up. Either way, that looks like it'd be pretty easy to piece back together.

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Did Chris really collage himself in a fucking thong from the tomgirl pictures. God damn, why even set a bar for the manchild to break it.

 

[Gunslinger]

Who is this? I've seen pretty much every picture of Chris' heartsweets on the Cwcki but I've never seen this one. Is it another Jackie picture or maybe Catherine?

Edit: This collage is like a homage to all his most embarassing moments. It's so bizarre that Chris would make this, if indeed he did. He couldn't be planning on selling copies of this could he?

 

[Nebula Slasher]

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Who is this? I've seen pretty much every picture of Chris' heartsweets on the Cwcki but I've never seen this one. Is it another Jackie picture or maybe Catherine?

Is that Anna?

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

This collage is like a homage to all his most embarassing moments. It's so bizarre that Chris would make this, if indeed he did. He couldn't be planning on selling copies of this could he?

Why not? No shame in his game. You think he gets embarrassed easily?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Is that Anna?

Yep, that's her.

You know, after all that's happened since the depths of the Idea Guys' depravity was exposed, I can't say I really blame her for just dropping Chris at that point.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

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Who is this? I've seen pretty much every picture of Chris' heartsweets on the Cwcki but I've never seen this one. Is it another Jackie picture or maybe Catherine?

Edit: This collage is like a homage to all his most embarassing moments. It's so bizarre that Chris would make this, if indeed he did. He couldn't be planning on selling copies of this could he?

The Inner Circle/Stone Cutters don't want to admit it, but it's Ivy. The vague image matches up to Chris's portrayal of her. I think no one knew the picture existed for years.

As for Catherine, @Axiom actually foolishly posted many pics of her appearance, even two nudes. If you look hard enough and ask the right people, you should find them.

 

[Strelok]

I was about to say if Chris wanted to make real money, he should just go back to selling $10 autographs, people would actually buy that in droves because $10 is nothing. $25 is pushing it too much.

But then $500 a month happens. The fuck. I'm not even the type to get irrationally angry at tards spending money on Chris like some of ya'll, but i'm just BAFFLED. Unless this is going to be another fraud donation that pulls the rug out from under Chris when the money never materializes. Then it makes sense again.

 

[Jack Awful]

I was about to say if Chris wanted to make real money, he should just go back to selling $10 autographs, people would actually buy that in droves because $10 is nothing. $25 is pushing it too much.

Chris is just EXTREMELY lazy and doesn't want to do anything, no matter how easy or profitable, if he doesn't enjoy doing it.

 

[bigshot]

That collage is probably something an idea guy told him would sell for a lot of money. He must have planned to sell it on eBay, but probably one of his white knights caught wind of it and talked him out of it.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

It's Chrystal, desperately trying to get born.

Lol no. No. She does not want to be born.

She is doing everything fucking possible from the nether-realm to ensure that she is never hurr-durr'd & halfheartedly squirted into any corporeal form.

 

[SamuellyGenie]

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Who is this? I've seen pretty much every picture of Chris' heartsweets on the Cwcki but I've never seen this one. Is it another Jackie picture or maybe Catherine?

Edit: This collage is like a homage to all his most embarassing moments. It's so bizarre that Chris would make this, if indeed he did. He couldn't be planning on selling copies of this could he?

Is that not "Jessie Ruddy"? She appeared in the Boyfriend music video too, and Chris listed her as one of the women featured in the video.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

If anyone's wondering about the type of person who spends $100 to buy a blanket from Chris...

She has budget issues (obviously).

And is a furry.

She's also desperate for Chris's attention, tweeting many times to him and drawing fanart for him - http://archive.fo/dNOtz - and also asked him to DM her over Twitter and even tried calling him.

She also wants to be part of MKR's circle.

Hilariously, a week after she bought the blanket, she got swept aside by Chris when he purged his Twitter followers.

Imagine spending $100 to try cozying up to someone only to get shooed away indifferently.

https://twitter.com/Fritzillaz/with_replies

 

[fiu0cm]

If anyone's wondering about the type of person who spends $100 to buy a blanket from Chris...

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She has budget issues (obviously).

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And is a furry.

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She's also desperate for Chris's attention, tweeting many times to him and drawing fanart for him - http://archive.fo/dNOtz - and also asked him to DM her over Twitter and even tried calling him.

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She also wants to be part of MKR's circle.

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Hilariously, a week after she bought the blanket, she got swept aside by Chris when he purged his Twitter followers.

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Imagine spending $100 to try cozying up to someone only to get shooed away indifferently.

https://twitter.com/Fritzillaz/with_replies

MKR follows them, and they've interacted on Twitter.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

If anyone's wondering about the type of person who spends $100 to buy a blanket from Chris...

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She has budget issues (obviously).

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And is a furry.

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She's also desperate for Chris's attention, tweeting many times to him and drawing fanart for him - http://archive.fo/dNOtz - and also asked him to DM her over Twitter and even tried calling him.

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She also wants to be part of MKR's circle.

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Hilariously, a week after she bought the blanket, she got swept aside by Chris when he purged his Twitter followers.

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Imagine spending $100 to try cozying up to someone only to get shooed away indifferently.

https://twitter.com/Fritzillaz/with_replies

So she's a dumbass furry who blows the money she should be using for necessities on weed and Chris's garbage and displays Lagoona-like behavior on Twitter. Yup, that's pretty much what I expected.