Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?

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I'm sure someone will send him a 1,000 W-Quarters like always. Then we can watch the people here get really mad about how random net retards donate money to the kitten murderer.

It's a win-win.
 
AnOminous dijo:
No car, but bills for car, sinking Patreon, real winter coming, and he's been a complete asshole to his paypigs. One actually critical bill and he'll be screaming and begging for real. It would be funny if he finally gets shafted when he really needs it because he's been lying his ass off for more Legos up until now.

Also it's looking like he's down to utter shit like this stamp collection that absolutely nobody wants, because he hawked all the shit anyone cared about and gave the money to the Idea Guys while shitting on the floor and bitch slapping Barb.
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This is why it's useless to feel annoyed/angry/etc about Chris selling stuff to fellow retards, like everything else, you just know that he will still find a way to fuck it up.

Like seriously, he's been bad about his customers for MONTHS now, he's been picking the wrong product mix to sell, like he would scrounge up some of the most random shit lying around the house (a fucking disco ball has no place in any house in current year).

I just found a decent-looking site that gives a useful tally of what he has up for sale, and how much he sold of each item (sadly doesn't work for delisted/expired item listings, and prices seems to be weird, they need rechecking):

https://www.goofbid.com/ebay_seller...982&gsl_submit=&gsl_submit.x=0&gsl_submit.y=0
http://archive.fo/pcpSI

Particular items you might note:

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1) Nigga printed more than 160 cards, not knowing if/when they'd be sold :story:. Even if he sells 50 cards, the hoard will take in at least 100 unsold cards.
2) tfw your autograph actually makes cards sell LESS. :story:

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I'm kinda glad he didn't manage to sell this one yet, was kind of a dick move from him to list this so soon after getting it.

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Not surprising that the item with the most sales is a piece of Sonichu-memorabilia. Maybe he should actually go with what works..

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.. instead of what doesn't.. Apparently even the "come hither"-looking photos of Barb that are meant to attract buyers aren't enough to sell said blankets as fast as he's expected. From memory, he sold one of 4 blankets.

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Huh, 12 retards actually bought used Fanta cans from an insane autist.. Maybe we're the insane autists here? Because that's far more than I expected. This is further proof that Chris should go with what works instead of what doesn't.
 
neural dijo:
Huh, 12 exceptional individuals actually bought used Fanta cans from an insane autist.. Maybe we're the insane autists here? Because that's far more than I expected. This is further proof that Chris should go with what works instead of what doesn't.
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Chris has successfully sold a 12 pack of soda for $360.

And not only that, but he got to drink it to.
 
neural dijo:
Huh, 12 exceptional individuals actually bought used Fanta cans from an insane autist.. Maybe we're the insane autists here? Because that's far more than I expected. This is further proof that Chris should go with what works instead of what doesn't.
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lol, the one thing that works and it wasn't even his idea - didn't @The Captain say it was his weed buddies' idea?

what would Chris do without his managers?
 
Xanax dijo:
People can slam dunk on Chris all day but it won't change the fact that he could write his name on a used tissue and sell it to some sped who wants a piece of Internet history.
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Yet he is too fucking lazy to do it, someone feeds him an idea, he does it and makes money for a few weeks then stops working in order to just internet beg. New sonichu comics will be a goldmine for him but he is a lazy shit, he also made easy money doing video requests but even they became too much work.
 
Slowinthemind dijo:
Yet he is too fucking lazy to do it, someone feeds him an idea, he does it and makes money for a few weeks then stops working in order to just internet beg. New sonichu comics will be a goldmine for him but he is a lazy shit, he also made easy money doing video requests but even they became too much work.
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I'm really confused about why he dropped the video requests. It's not like they're edited or anything, a 5-minute one takes 5 minutes to make. If they kept coming in, he could knock out 20 in a day and at $50 each that's a grand for a day of reading from scripts in his bedroom.
 
Xanax dijo:
I'm really confused about why he dropped the video requests. It's not like they're edited or anything, a 5-minute one takes 5 minutes to make. If they kept coming in, he could knock out 20 in a day and at $50 each that's a grand for a day of reading from scripts in his bedroom.
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It's not hard to understand. Between watching cartoons aimed at children, playing with toys and video games, and managing his make believe CWCville alternate multi-verse head canon, he cannot spare enough time or energy to do anything actually productive. Priorities man!
 
Xanax dijo:
I'm really confused about why he dropped the video requests. It's not like they're edited or anything, a 5-minute one takes 5 minutes to make. If they kept coming in, he could knock out 20 in a day and at $50 each that's a grand for a day of reading from scripts in his bedroom.
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Chris is like a dog and just sort of does things arbitrarily
 
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