Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Alpha Centauri]

The Attraction Sign replica on ebay is a printed - heavily edited - copy of the original attraction sign on A3 glossy paper.

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/KQ4AAOSwqRBbToeW/s-l1600.jpg

He didn't even bother to actually make them by hand. He just printed a crappy duplicate and sells them off for $20.

People still buy them though.

 

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The Attraction Sign replica on ebay is a printed - heavily edited - copy of the original attraction sign on A3 glossy paper.

Chris is a marketing geinus.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

He wore one while advertising his Sonichu standee on ebay a couple weeks ago. I guess he has more than one, since the one here has a purple piece and the one in the video has a green one.

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You know you got you're shit together when you're 36 and own multiple Sailor Moon tiaras.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

You know you got you're shit together when you're 36 and own multiple Sailor Moon Troon tiaras.

FTFY fams

 

[Xanax]

He wore one while advertising his Sonichu standee on ebay a couple weeks ago. I guess he has more than one, since the one here has a purple piece and the one in the video has a green one.

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I actually can't think of anything that would accentuate Chris's receding hairline more than that tiara does

 

[Hrothgar]

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"christory"

I know they have all that common core bullshit now, but I'm pretty sure $7.25 x 3 still doesn't equal $200.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

People are still buying Chris's autograph cards even after he jacked up the price.

 

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People are still buying Chris's autograph cards even after he jacked up the price.

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Like I said, he's a natural salesman.

 

[PuckishRogue]

This is what I mean: It's not even a good printed poster. There are plenty of places where you can get posters printed and they're really high quality, and he's not even doing that. He's paying a bit for glossy paper, printing them out and selling them. It's low cost, low effort and as long as people are willing to buy something that reminds them of the good ol' days of Chris, his efame isn't a lie.

If one of us had a fuckin card that was maybe signed, maybe not? Nobody would buy even one. He's sold a decent number, and the posters are going to boot. If he started making medallions again, he could start up a little business.

Hell, if he got in contact with the local Vocational Rehab folks, they'd probably give him startup money. They do shit like that all the time for disabled people trying to make startups at home.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

This is what I mean: It's not even a good printed poster. There are plenty of places where you can get posters printed and they're really high quality, and he's not even doing that.

Let's be honest. A good chunk of the people who buy from Chris would probably be disappointed if they got something of high quality.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I checked Chris Patreon and at some point it bounced back to (exactly) 1000$.

....what a world.

 

[Marvin]

I checked Chris Patreon and at some point it bounced back to (exactly) 1000$.

....what a world.

Chris is channeling meme magic for profit.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

I checked Chris Patreon and at some point it bounced back to (exactly) 1000$.

....what a world.

That's almost a six hundred dollar increase from yesterday.

EDIT: Is it possible the $500 doner is a silly boy who plans on pulling their support before the payment goes through?

 

[The Captain]

I thought those headbands were some sort of Avenger's reference. I could've asked but didn't care enough.

Sailor Moon - Megan lives on!

 

[niggers]

i wonder if i could get some glossy paper, print off that jpeg and sell my own attraction signs on ebay

yeah, it wouldnt be from chris, but i figure if you're stupid enough to buy paper for 25 a sheet, you might be stupid enough to not check where you're buying your autism artifacts from. and the cost of trying would literally be 0.

 

[AnOminous]

That's almost a six hundred dollar increase from yesterday.

EDIT: Is it possible the $500 doner is a silly boy who plans on pulling their support before the payment goes through?

Has he set it to charge immediately? Patreons can do that now.

 

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Has he set it to charge immediately? Patreons can do that now.

I believe he did. But that is starting to show signs of a possible charge dispute.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Chris is a marketing geinus.

Looks like ol’ Bob made a big mistake when he convinced Chris to switch his major to CADD...

 

[Marvin]

Looks like ol’ Bob made a big mistake when he convinced Chris to switch his major to CADD...

A lifetime of ingesting crappy marketing made an impression on Chris. Chris should be a used car salesman. He'll disarm clients with his seemingly (and actually) mentally damaged routine, and before they know it, bam, they're walking out of the dealership a proud owner of a 2006 Toyota Carolla. And Chris signs the contract with a sonichu face for some reason.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Chris should be a used car salesman. He'll disarm clients with his seemingly (and actually) mentally damaged routine, and before they know it, bam, they're walking out of the dealership a proud owner of a 2006 Toyota Carolla.

Well, it’s only fair. Billy Mays took over as mayor of CWCville from Chris. Maybe Chris needs to fill Billy’s shoes as TV’s next great pitchman.