Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Ternel]

I think Barb is ignorant of just how much money Chris wastes. She may see Lego and action figures as inexpensive toys, not realizing just how much they cost. Same with video games, especially digital downloads. Doubt the old crone can wrap her head around thousands of dollars worth of vidya being installed on his consoles.

I think Barb barely knows who she is Chris are at this point. She is continuing to lose weight and needed a lot of directions from Chris as to what to say to the camera. Frankly I think it boarders on elderly abuse since Chris is clearly running the house now.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Chris actually had a chance to turn himself into a franchise. Think of it as the village idiot realizing he IS the idiot so might as well ask for donations. No one is laughing at you if you're trying to make people laugh. But it seems a series of poor decisions will always follow Chris no matter what.

What I want to know in all of this is what that 'very bad thing' was. My money is that Chris got very mad and did something he instantly regretted to someone. That someone demanded payment to not press charges. This is 100% speculation on my part with nothing to back it up but that's just where my own mind is going.

In that unendurable diaper-changing pissmoan video he made today, there is a sentence stuffed in btwn unintelligible fake-wailing where he says "WE LOST A WHOLE BUNCHA MONEYYY" .. which, if true, could mean they got mega-scammed, or that your theory has weight.. I would believe anything, really.

 

[Buck Mullet]

I think Barb barely knows who she is Chris are at this point. She is continuing to lose weight and needed a lot of directions from Chris as to what to say to the camera. Frankly I think it boarders on elderly abuse since Chris is clearly running the house now.

Well if you consider preventing young Chris from getting the special education he needed to be a functional adult and reinforcing his man baby lifestyle ever since child abuse, then they are even stevens.

 

[Ternel]

In that unendurable diaper-changing pissmoan video he made today, there is a sentence stuffed in btwn unintelligible fake-wailing where he says "WE LOST A WHOLE BUNCHA MONEYYY" .. which, if true, could mean they got mega-scammed, or that your theory has weight.. I would believe anything, really.

Again I want to reiterate that I do not know what happened. Only that something important seems to have occurred and it cost them a lot of money. My first thought is that if it was a scam Chris would be more open to complain about it. But he kept saying he 'can't talk about it'.

There are VERY few subjects Chris has a total rejection to talking about. But getting into trouble is one of those subjects he does try to shy away from.

 

[Mason Verger]

I think Barb barely knows who she is Chris are at this point. She is continuing to lose weight and needed a lot of directions from Chris as to what to say to the camera. Frankly I think it boarders on elderly abuse since Chris is clearly running the house now.

Nah, Barb is still sharp as a tack. You see hints of it in the videos. When she's not pretending to be vacant and bed ridden, she apparently still drives to friggin tag sales.

I'm not saying Chris isn't fucking with her, but she hasn't gone full meat puppet just yet.

 

[Ternel]

Well if you consider preventing young Chris from getting the special education he needed to be a functional adult and reinforcing his man baby lifestyle ever since child abuse, then they are even stevens.

No doubt there is karma at work here. Barb prevented Chris from getting the needed education that could have let him have a better life so she is now stuck with her manchild as a caretaker. However, that doesn't mean she can be abused by said manchild. An elderly person cannot live off of hot pockets and mcdonalds like a 40 year old can.

Nah, Barb is still sharp as a tack. You see hints of it in the videos. When she's not pretending to be vacant and bed ridden, she apparently still drives to friggin tag sales.

I'm not saying Chris isn't fucking with her, but she hasn't gone full meat puppet just yet.

Hard to know honestly. Could be an act. All we have are the videos and second hand knowledge.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

He's certainly already dumped Jack Z's money into Brony Con and might be trying desperately NOT to get the money back at the behest of Barb.

I'm just curious what the BIG UNSPEAKABLE might be. I'm inclined to doubt its just a ruse on Chris's end, because of all this recent talk of being coerced. I know a lot of people are saying it's a smokescreen and lazy excuse on Chris's end, but I don't think it's anything we've seen fully yet.

I do agree this sudden massive spergout is probably because he already spent his AutistiCon $ on AutistiCon. Thus they're still in deep shit. Especially since you know he beamed about the windfall to Barb the second it went through.

The parallels btwn this guy & DSPrick are kind of jaw-dropping... beg beg cry sob beg... then turn around & openly broadcast the useless trash you're wasting your e-welfare on... then have the sack to sit there & shit your panties on camera about all the hate you get that you don't deserve.

Lol then a few days later you do it all over again.

 

[Mason Verger]

Hard to know honestly. Could be an act. All we have are the videos and second hand knowledge.

Honestly the video of her driving today was my best evidence. I just can't imagine she could do that if she had dementia. At least not without getting yanked by a cop.

 

[Done]

Nah, Barb is still sharp as a tack. You see hints of it in the videos. When she's not pretending to be vacant and bed ridden, she apparently still drives to friggin tag sales.

I noticed that too, why was she in the driver's seat in that video?

 

[Ternel]

Honestly the video of her driving today was my best evidence. I just can't imagine she could do that if she had dementia. At least not without getting yanked by a cop.

The brain is a funny thing. Different parts can go at different times.

Though I will admit that if she can navigate to and from the store and home then likely her mental capacity is not too diminished yet. But if she is acting then she is quite despicable and pathetic in trying to play up the poor helpless old woman act.

 

[Mason Verger]

The brain is a funny thing. Different parts can go at different times.

Though I will admit that if she can navigate to and from the store and home then likely her mental capacity is not too diminished yet. But if she is acting then she is quite despicable and pathetic in trying to play up the poor helpless old woman act.

I admit that pushing barb the con artist angle makes me feel less shitty about both Barb and Chris haha

 

[MY 405]

This house was paid off. And Barb thought she’d be well out of it before the note came due. No one should be fucking with Chris’ escape from reality with that Polygmist CWCVille shit, but this “let’s mortgage a free and clear house, we’ll figure out how not to default later” is all on your own. Stop handing your free money over to Skylander toys and plastic crap before you don’t have a place to keep them!

 

[Ternel]

This house was paid off. And Barb thought she’d be well out of it before the note came due. No one should be fucking with Chris’ escape from reality with that Polygmist CWCVille shit, but this “let’s mortgage a free and clear house, we’ll figure out how not to default later” is all on your own. Stop handing your free money over to Skylander toys and plastic crap before you don’t have a place to keep them!

They took out a new mortgage on the house? I thought they got a small windfall from homeowners insurance after the fire

 

[Bassomatic]

They took out a new mortgage on the house? I thought they got a small windfall from homeowners insurance after the fire

Yes it was put up again, and Chris had to empty his life insure to feed the hoard.

Bob was the only glue holding that clown car of a family together.

RIP internet lumberjack.

 

[Mason Verger]

How has their car not been repo'd yet? It's like the one expense I haven't heard him complain about.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

homeless saga incoming?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=krjpsh4dVgU

This is worse acting than Father Call.

 

[MY 405]

They took out a new mortgage on the house? I thought they got a small windfall from homeowners insurance after the fire

Barb took out a mortgage a while ago. Before the fire the title on that house was clear. Bob left them a paid off house and around 50 grand, 30 of which they burned through with Rob Bell. After the fire, Barb dicked the insurance company for so long they got the house repaired,hotel then rental house, storage paid for eight months or so (then she borrowed against Chris’ life insurance to cover the storage units — she dragged out repairs and rental house for over a year, move back dates came and went). Then Chris needed a new car. Etc. Etc. More predatory loans, more borrowing against insurance, Barb owed 5 grand to Discover card .... most of this happened in the fall of 2014 when Chris decided to free his True Lesbian soul, and actually BEFORE the pepper spray incident.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Chris has cried wolf too many times to be taken seriously about desperately needing money, any money sent I’m guessing will be spent on toys and/or Bronycon and if things really are desperate we’ll know because he’ll not be there this year.

 

[MonoAcid]

I don't think anything happened. I believe Chris is straight up lying about the "something happened but I can't talk about it".

Chris has neevr shied away from revealing anything about his life and complains about the smallest things publicly. The fact he constantly gets abuse for the reasons he needs money leads me to believe he is just making up a mystery reason so that noone can insult him about needing money and gives him control over the situation a little more. He's a scam artist and know liar, I believe he just fucked his money as usual and is using this mystery event to gain sympathy and hope people will pay more.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

...Chris really does deserve to be homeless.

Only a matter of time if he doesn't wise up soon.