Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Mason Verger]

Maybe what Chris needs is a strict and rigid environment. For the past decades, Chris was surrounded by people that tolerated and encouraged his irresponsible behavior. Maybe having an authoritarian figure forcing Chris to act like an adult is all Chris needs to actually grow up and be less.... autistic.
Maybe his brother wouldn't take shit from Chris and actually force him to get a job.

The best version of Chris was high school Chris, due to the rigid environment and achievable reward system. It's hard to look at him now and imagine that he once was a water boy for the basketball team, rode around with male friends in a car.

In fact, the whole Chandler family golden age seems to be around '97-'00. Clean house, cole still talked to Barb. Things went badly so quickly.

 

[riceboi]

That. This videos seem odd, Chris behavior seems odd (even for Chris standards). It is so crystal clear he is trying to hide the occasional shit eating smirks. Not to mention it wouldn't be the first time Chris faked drama.
Again, this is Chris. Sometimes it is hard to tell if a crazy person is lying or telling the truth.

The problem is we've seen Chris in his most vulnerable, and its not energetic (IE slumber). I think he thinks in a way he is trying to troll the trolls if you will. Side note: who the fuck goes yard sale shopping when they are in financial ruin? No one.

 

[BananaBlue]

The best version of Chris was high school Chris, due to the rigid environment and achievable reward system. It's hard to look at him now and imagine that he once was a water boy for the basketball team, rode around with male friends in a car.

In fact, the whole Chandler family golden age seems to be around '97-'00. Clean house, cole still talked to Barb. Things went badly so quickly.

That is why I said that what Chris needs is an authoritarian figure. Someone to be physically near him and educate him.
Chris was spoiled by parents who stopped giving a fuck about Chris adulthood.

 

[Nigonidas]

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Heh he is copying Cole on this one. Wonder which one of them will be more successful on this.

 

[BananaBlue]

when Barb gets her home foreclosed she will go to the bar, find a man much older than her singing and chase him down the hall.

She will ask someone to kill Chris.

 

[ilovesmegma]

Could JackZ done some kind of charge back fuckery and that be what Chris is referring to?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Could JackZ done some kind of charge back fuckery and that be what Chris is referring to?

Jack Z was too autistic to do such a thing

 

[The Man With No Name]

If a ween wanted to put in some legwork, I'd be interested in finding out what has impacted him so much. There's an angle here we're not seeing, probably. With Chris and the current Idea Weens, there's always some unfunny angle.

 

[Done]

Jack Z was too autistic to do such a thing

At this point, I wouldn't doubt that someone actually scammed him out of money in an embarrassingly exceptional way, stuff like "give me real money so I can exchange it for CWC quarters that you can spend with Sonichu when you get to CWCville", or some shit like that.

The reason I am thinking along those lines is that Chris has barely opened up about Idea Guy, apart from his little "NOT NAZIS" outburst this morning, he seems wary to talk about how he got trolled because he may think that he will be committed or something.

 

[Medley]

I don't necessarily want him to be homeless but it satisfies my internal sense of justice when his actions catch up to him. He does everything wrong and the chickens are coming home to roost. It's fucking obnoxious watching a greedy entitled man child get bailed out over and over. And it's doubly satisfying because I think the weens and white knights are realizing they are being scammed. No matter how much you give him he will never be grateful and it will never be enough. His entire life style is crowd funded and he is living well beyond his means. I just can't feel bad for him

 

[Okkervils]

The reason I am thinking along those lines is that Chris has barely opened up about Idea Guy, apart from his little "NOT NAZIS" outburst this morning, he seems wary to talk about how he got trolled because he may think that he will be committed or something.

I'd be inclined to consider that a possibility if he didn't already go public about marrying a character(s?) he made up in his head. I don't think he grasps the possibility of being sectioned if he powerlevels his nuttiness. I mean, he cut open his taint and didn't keep that a secret...

I think it's more likely someone is telling him he can't speak about it for some reason or another. Like Sonichu will die if he opens his mouth or something... I do agree that he must've lost that money in a truly exceptional way though.

 

[ChingChong]

he actually never did anything incredibly bad or harmful to anyone.

Michael Snyder would like to have a word with you.

 

[Okkervils]

Michael Snyder would like to have a word with you.

A certain GameStop employee might as well.

 

[Medley]

Chris has scammed plenty of people out of money. Chris could work. He doesn't need a taxpayer funded tugboat. He dragged his feet on his etsy and patreon obligations and in some cases didn't fulfill them at all. He never made more sonichu after dstecks paid him $1000 and it looks like he spent the bronycon money jack gave him. All those half assed paid videos. And every time he gets on camera with some sob story it's a lie to scam people out of money. If someone scammed him I don't have any pity for him.

 

[BananaBlue]

Michael Snyder would like to have a word with you.

Wasn't he with his mother when he ran him over? Maybe she encouraged him to do something crazy against him...
There is also the gamestop pepper spray incident so... I don't know anymore.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

At this point, I wouldn't doubt that someone actually scammed him out of money in an embarrassingly exceptional way, stuff like "give me real money so I can exchange it for CWC quarters that you can spend with Sonichu when you get to CWCville", or some shit like that.

The reason I am thinking along those lines is that Chris has barely opened up about Idea Guy, apart from his little "NOT NAZIS" outburst this morning, he seems wary to talk about how he got trolled because he may think that he will be committed or something.

I think Idea Guy pretty much shared the whole story with this site, if the "very bad thing that happened" is due to any weens it's idea guy 2.0.
Idea Guy's whole modus operandi was inserting memes into sonichu. Pretty harmless compared to making him think he's in a committed relationship.

 

[niggers]

I'm so sorry @Jack Z, I guess you won't get to see Chris at Bronycon this year, you'll need to send him another $1000.

see this is what i'd do

take the money, use it for whatever, and then say "oops i need 1500 more actually. mortgages, bills, bananas, etc". then in a few weeks, do it again.

i'm seriously curious on exactly how much money can you bilk from one dumb furry

 

[Done]

I'd be inclined to consider that a possibility if he didn't already go public about marrying a character(s?) he made up in his head.

Yeah, but he is saying he's marrying a Mary Sue of what's very likely to be a new trollsona. The two things are clearly linked.

I don't think he grasps the possibility of being sectioned if he powerlevels his nuttiness. I mean, he cut open his taint and didn't keep that a secret...

He announced it initially, but when people got on his back he immediately clammed up and tried to escape the questions, it took a LOT of effort from trolls to get him to see a doctor and properly describe his issues (because when he went to the doctor the 1st time, he merely told him he has having pain in his testes and got a prescription for Tylenol).

Avoidance of problems is one of the most quintessential aspects of Chris's personality. Especially when nagging is involved, I bet he completely ignored the countless initial warnings he got from his mortgage company, and didn't really take the problem seriously until he got the final notice, hence his complete panic ATM.

I think it's more likely someone is telling him he can't speak about it for some reason or another. Like Sonichu will die if he opens his mouth or something... I do agree that he must've lost that money in a truly exceptional way though.

If that was the case then he wouldn't say anything about anything.

Chris completely clammed up post-idea guy, and wouldn't even address anything about it, he almost acted like it never happened.

I think Idea Guy pretty much shared the whole story with this site, if the "very bad thing that happened" is due to any weens it's idea guy 2.0.

Idea Guy's whole modus operandi was inserting memes into sonichu. Pretty harmless compared to making him think he's in a committed relationship.

Yeah this definitely wasn't Josh Wise's doing.

 

[Okkervils]

Wasn't he with his mother when he ran him over? Maybe she encouraged him to do something crazy against him...
There is also the gamestop pepper spray incident so... I don't know anymore.

you ever think of like... researching before commenting or...?

There were two separate incidents involving Chris, Michael and a car. June 2010 a similar incident occurred, Chris was alone and Michael avoided getting hit. Chris got a warning from police. 2011 the actual vehicular assault occurred. Barb was with Chris but she didn't put it in his head to hit Snyder. He had tried before while alone. Though out of malice or panic, I'm not sure.

 

[Marvin]

I'd be inclined to consider that a possibility if he didn't already go public about marrying a character(s?) he made up in his head. I don't think he grasps the possibility of being sectioned if he powerlevels his nuttiness.

I think it's more likely someone is telling him he can't speak about it for some reason or another. Like Sonichu will die if he opens his mouth or something... I do agree that he must've lost that money in a truly exceptional way though.

I think he's getting more ballsy because people are asspatting his stupid delusions. Like Chris will say in one breath that he's married to magichan, because he knows no one's given him shit about that (and some weens on twitter have even encouraged him on that front).

But when you start to say "hey Chris, I know for a fact you didn't come up with that nazi reference on your own", he clams up because he knows someone's trying to poke holes in his fantasyland beliefs.

I don't think Idea Guy told him to worry about that either. I think Chris just really loves his fantasyland and really believes it in, because Idea Guy proved it by photoshopping cwcville or some shit, and he's scared people are going to start raining on his parade.

2011 the actual vehicular assault occurred. Barb was with Chris but she didn't put it in his head to hit Snyder. He had tried before while alone. Though out of malice or panic, I'm not sure.

Barb was sitting in the driver's seat and had her foot on the gas (literally) at some point during that assault. They both hit Snyder. One of them (not sure which) hit Snyder and then they switched placed and did it again.