Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[AnOminous]

Frame that on a wall of your bedroom if you never want to sleep again because it keeps you up fapping.

FTFY.

 

[Picklechu]

Yeah, one of those pictures is getting bukkaked.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Also, can we get a "days since Barb blinked" counter on the CWCki underneath the begging counter section?

 

[The Captain]

The signature shown doesn't look like Chris' handwriting.

It clearly isn't but people want a reason to be angry. It doesn't take an FBI handwriting expert to tell that they're written by different people.

 

[Mr. 0]

The signature shown doesn't look like Chris' handwriting.

It clearly isn't but people want a reason to be angry. It doesn't take an FBI handwriting expert to tell that they're written by different people.

it's chris's handwriting
chris is either wearing barb's skin and magically appearing next to himself to prevent people from finding out or he's stuck his hand up barb's holey ass like a puppet

either way barb is dead (and can't possibly be signing anything)

 

[Marvin]

Indeed....

Yeah, Chris is clearly signing this, in my opinion. Unless it’s been Barb that has been ghost-signing Chris’s signatures all of these years ...

it's chris's handwriting
chris is either wearing barb's skin and magically appearing next to himself to prevent people from finding out or he's stuck his hand up barb's holey ass like a puppet

either way barb is dead (and can't possibly be signing anything)

Cursive handwriting is standardized. This isn't like an interpretative dance. There's only one way to write an "l" in cursive, and when people deviate from that, it's for two reasons: 1) they gave up trying to write something legible, so it's just vague jerks in the right direction; 2) they approximate the shape, but they exaggerate certain features.

Otherwise, if you have 100 random Americans write out Barbara W Chandler in cursive, you're going to get almost exactly the same result from most of those people. Eyeballing it is dumb.

Comparing handwriting isn't about focusing on the similarities, because all people will approximate the same shape. They're always full of similarities. You need to focus on the differences.

With Barb's signature, what sticks out to me is that Barb has good handwriting. She sticks to a flat baseline, her characters are scaled properly.

Chris' signature is all over the place. It's sloppy. He doesn't stick to a flat baseline. One big problem Chris has is that most of his loops (for straight lines, like in lowercase D and H), are super big. He also overemphasizes the loops in his lowercase E's. Both of those are examples of him being sloppy. Like I said, Barb's is very professional and neat.

These signatures don't look alike, except that they're both cursive and somewhat legible. Ignore those aspects and the differences are easier to spot.

 

[Mr. 0]

With Barb's signature, what sticks out to me is that Barb has good handwriting. She sticks to a flat baseline, her characters are scaled properly.

Chris' signature is all over the place. It's sloppy. He doesn't stick to a flat baseline. One big problem Chris has is that most of his loops (for straight lines, like in lowercase D and H), are super big. He also overemphasizes the loops in his lowercase E's. Both of those are examples of him being sloppy. Like I said, Barb's is very professional and neat.

in other words, Barb writes like an adult and chris writes like a child
and some people here think she's got dementia

 

[bigshot]

Didn't Chris upload a video a few months back of Barb signing her name to prove her handwriting was legit?

Did you see her sign her name? Or did she sign it off camera while Chris is not even in the room? Could she have just picked up a piece of paper Chris already signed for her?

 

[The Captain]

Cursive handwriting is standardized. This isn't like an interpretative dance. There's only one way to write an "l" in cursive, and when people deviate from that, it's for two reasons: 1) they gave up trying to write something legible, so it's just vague jerks in the right direction; 2) they approximate the shape, but they exaggerate certain features.

Otherwise, if you have 100 random Americans write out Barbara W Chandler in cursive, you're going to get almost exactly the same result from most of those people. Eyeballing it is dumb.

Comparing handwriting isn't about focusing on the similarities, because all people will approximate the same shape. They're always full of similarities. You need to focus on the differences.

With Barb's signature, what sticks out to me is that Barb has good handwriting. She sticks to a flat baseline, her characters are scaled properly.

Chris' signature is all over the place. It's sloppy. He doesn't stick to a flat baseline. One big problem Chris has is that most of his loops (for straight lines, like in lowercase D and H), are super big. He also overemphasizes the loops in his lowercase E's. Both of those are examples of him being sloppy. Like I said, Barb's is very professional and neat.

These signatures don't look alike, except that they're both cursive and somewhat legible. Ignore those aspects and the differences are easier to spot.

Some of the people here could literally watch Chris drink a Coke and they'd still swear up and down that he drank a Pepsi because it perpetuates their mental narrative.

 

[bigshot]

If everybody can sign cursive the same as Barb, let's all sell autographed pictures of her.

 

[Mason Verger]

Some of the people here could literally watch Chris drink a Coke and they'd still swear up and down that he drank a Pepsi because it perpetuates their mental narrative.

The narrative that Chris is selling his mothers name and image because he went on a little girls spending spree 3 weeks ago so now shes literally starving or the one that she doesn't dare say no due to the fact that he might hit her? Sure he didn't sign her name, but are we going to consider that a boundary he wouldn't cross?

Chris forging her signature isn't that fucking crazy considering you've watched him shit on a towel to protect his cartoon hedgehog daughter/wife.

 

[Marvin]

The narrative that Chris is selling his mothers name and image because he went on a little girls spending spree 3 weeks ago so now shes literally starving or the one that she doesn't dare say no due to the fact that he might hit her? Sure he didn't sign her name, but are we going to consider that a boundary he wouldn't cross?

Chris forging her signature isn't that fucking crazy considering you've watched him shit on a towel to protect his cartoon hedgehog daughter/wife.

It's not that crazy, but the issue is people believing stuff because it's a reasonable occurrence, even though there's no evidence.

The signatures are right in front of their faces, and yet people are like "hmm, yep, looks the same", because it (for solid reasons) is something Chris might do.

 

[The Captain]

The narrative that Chris is selling his mothers name and image because he went on a little girls spending spree 3 weeks ago so now shes literally starving or the one that she doesn't dare say no due to the fact that he might hit her? Sure he didn't sign her name, but are we going to consider that a boundary he wouldn't cross?

Chris forging her signature isn't that fucking crazy considering you've watched him shit on a towel to protect his cartoon hedgehog daughter/wife.

Holy shit, I was referring to the signature and only the signature. How is it I say apple and you say carrot?

 

[James Howlett]

I think it's a real Barb signature. That's the only thing I think is real.

The whole gimmick of Chris filming Barb, then getting frustrating and correcting her lines, is straight out of the fucking animaniacs and other 90's pop culture shit. 30 rock made a joke about it too. I wouldn't be surprised if Chris suggested Barb wearing her glasses crooked was another gag.

These videos make me think Chris has this "idiot savant" understanding of comedy, and Barb goes with it because Chris is paying the bills.

 

[Mason Verger]

It's not that crazy, but the issue is people believing stuff because it's a reasonable occurrence, even though there's no evidence.

The signatures are right in front of their faces, and yet people are like "hmm, yep, looks the same", because it (for solid reasons) is something Chris might do.

Yeah but rampant speculation is fun. We're not writing the biography of John F Kennedy here.

We can't walk down a weird little hunch, yet isn't that how you guys found wise and Boyd?

 

[Marvin]

Yeah but rampant speculation is fun. We're not writing the biography of John F Kennedy here.

I think the speculation to actual content ratio is way, way larger with Chris than with other cows.

We can't walk down a weird little hunch, yet isn't that how you guys found wise and Boyd?

Nah, someone told me someone was extorting Chris.

 

[Mr. 0]

Some of the people here could literally watch Chris drink a Coke and they'd still swear up and down that he drank a Pepsi because it perpetuates their mental narrative.

He doesn't drink either of those things, he drinks Fanta. Goes down salty.

 

[The Captain]

Nah, someone told me someone was extorting Chris.

*awkwardly raises hand*

 

[Mason Verger]

*awkwardly raises hand*

That's my point though, man. Think of the obtuse logic angle you had to come up with to get that info from Chris and tell me that's LESS crazy than the concept of Chris forging barbs signature for toy money. I mean "food". You chased down a crazy speculation that paid off, other people are allowed to as well.

The fucking guy sells his brothers grade school homework with glee.

 

[The Captain]

That's my point though, man. Think of the obtuse logic angle you had to come up with to get that info from Chris and tell me that's LESS crazy than the concept of Chris forging barbs signature for toy money. I mean "food". You chased down a crazy speculation that paid off, other people are allowed to as well.

The fucking guy sells his brothers grade school homework with glee.