Final Fantasy XIV - Kiwi Free Company

[updoot farmer]

I'm probably going to PF this tier though, because I really want to get over my healxiety and I need to actually throw myself out there on at least a few of the hard fights.

Hah, we were just starting lions when I was just like "nope, done". Also as somebody who's only ever had a real static for SHD and pugged hard content as a matter of principle, PF is fucking miserable if you're a casual/semicasual who wants to actually learn fights. Don't get me wrong, you'll learn, but it will be a miserable grind, because pub RNG is shit. Of you'll end up in shit scenarios where you know the fight, you've been to enrage multiple times, you can pull off or cheese every mechanic, but the DPS has their brain coming out of their ears and are doing less dps than the tanks. And there ain't shit you can do about it.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

My static finished E12 and cleared UWU last expansion. Switching up roles this time. I refuse to heal another expansion with this ass-tier job design they keep forcing on the role. Re. Fuse.

 

[Zilortha]

Ah, you guys are midcore, I'm assuming.

Yeah, I'd say that's accurate.

My static finished E12 and cleared UWU last expansion. Switching up roles this time. I refuse to heal another expansion with this ass-tier job design they keep forcing on the role. Re. Fuse.

Ironically I was stupid enough to heal last tier, heal UWU, and then say, "Huh. Sage looks cool. I think I'll play that".
I kinda wish I would've went with Summoner. I like the changes they made, even if the dps is pretty low for a caster.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

Ironically I was stupid enough to heal last tier, heal UWU, and then say, "Huh. Sage looks cool. I think I'll play that".
I kinda wish I would've went with Summoner. I like the changes they made, even if the dps is pretty low for a caster.

I got a get-out-of-jail-free card from my static leader. He made me heal UWU because I was one of the only healers in our group with the skill/reflexes that he trusted to drag us through that fight. But my reward for getting us those glowy weapons was the right of refusal for Endwalker. Get our black mage to despise life casting Malefic a million times over the course of the expansion, I'm playing something that's actually fun.

 

[Zilortha]

I got a get-out-of-jail-free card from my static leader. He made me heal UWU because I was one of the only healers in our group with the skill/reflexes that he trusted to drag us through that fight. But my reward for getting us those glowy weapons was the right of refusal for Endwalker. Get our black mage to despise life casting Malefic a million times over the course of the expansion, I'm playing something that's actually fun.

That's what's worse. I'm the group leader, and I willingly put myself in this position.
It's not all bad, but I do wonder what it says about me that I had first pick and chose to heal lol.

 

[Titos]

I don't get this shit so maybe you niggers can clear it up for me. You have to buy the game, then pay a sub, then buy expansions, is that correct? Fucking why? MMOs are already moneyhungry as fuck but they charge you 3 times and can't afford decent servers? I only ask because a co-worker of mine was bitching about the servers. Seems kinda dumb to make an MMO out of a series where every story is MUH CRYSTALS or "The world is gonna blow up if the hero with spiky hair doesn't stop it from blowing up", I imagine XXXVIIMLMVII: Online isn't very different based off of what I've looked up only the devs have cancer so people pretend they are great.

TL;DR: Why do people like this game? It looks exceedingly mediocre from a first glance.

 

[CptnSnshn]

I don't get this shit so maybe you niggers can clear it up for me. You have to buy the game, then pay a sub, then buy expansions, is that correct? Fucking why? MMOs are already moneyhungry as fuck but they charge you 3 times and can't afford decent servers? I only ask because a co-worker of mine was bitching about the servers. Seems kinda dumb to make an MMO out of a series where every story is MUH CRYSTALS or "The world is gonna blow up if the hero with spiky hair doesn't stop it from blowing up", I imagine XXXVIIMLMVII: Online isn't very different based off of what I've looked up only the devs have cancer so people pretend they are great.

TL;DR: Why do people like this game? It looks exceedingly mediocre from a first glance.

Same reason you're mother didn't abort you.

The thin hope that maybe, someday it'll turn out good. Unlike you this game did.

 

[Titos]

Same reason you're mother didn't abort you.

The thin hope that maybe, someday it'll turn out good. Unlike you this game did.

I kinda doubt any Final Fagtasy game could turn out good seeing as it inspired nothing but trannies. Literally every person I knew who played FFVII as a kid ended up a tranny. I know kids who played with fucking barbie dolls and had dykes as moms who ended up more normal than people who played final fagtasy. Not surprising seeing as they're the same people who think a game about existentialism naming it's main character "to be" is really smart.

 

[Dave.]

I kinda doubt any Final Fagtasy game could turn out good seeing as it inspired nothing but trannies. Literally every person I knew who played FFVII as a kid ended up a tranny. I know kids who played with fucking barbie dolls and had dykes as moms who ended up more normal than people who played final fagtasy. Not surprising seeing as they're the same people who think a game about existentialism naming it's main character "to be" is really smart.

That's funny because WoW, TTRPGS, Elder Scrolls, Overwatch, and League of Legends has an epidemic of trannies running amok even in the lead development roles. I don't know does Final Fantasy inspire autism or is autism just drawn to autistic shit like video games? Don't throw shade if your own communities have it just as bad or even worse.

 

[Titos]

That's funny because WoW, TTRPGS, Elder Scrolls, Overwatch, and League of Legends has an epidemic of trannies running amok even in the lead development roles. I don't know does Final Fantasy inspire autism or is autism just drawn to autistic shit like video games? Don't throw shade if your own communities have it just as bad or even worse.

It's funny that you assume I associate with any of those communities. Game communities in general are retarded and autistic. Final Fantasy fags jerk off over a game that bilks you for cash yet doesn't fucking work for no reason other than the devs being lazy and not just buying more server space, then the director cries about it pretending to be sad and gives you 3 bucks as an "apology". Then they cry because the composer who is a plagiarist has well deserved cancer. I am still waiting for an actual answer as to why you faggots think this game is good despite everything about it seeming mediocre.

 

[Dave.]

It's funny that you assume I associate with any of those communities. Game communities in general are retarded and autistic. Final Fantasy fags jerk off over a game that bilks you for cash yet doesn't fucking work for no reason other than the devs being lazy and not just buying more server space, then the director cries about it pretending to be sad and gives you 3 bucks as an "apology". Then they cry because the composer who is a plagiarist has well deserved cancer. I am still waiting for an actual answer as to why you faggots think this game is good despite everything about it seeming mediocre.

We don't need to justify shit to baiting faggots like you. Go eat a bullet in real life you suicidal fuck.

 

[Titos]

We don't need to justify shit to baiting faggots like you. Go eat a bullet in real life you suicidal fuck.

Where was I baiting you dumb faggot? Not surprising your pfp is a character from an obsidiot game. Seeing as only trannies like Obshidiot games. Tell me why you are such a glad little paypiggy you pay a sub for the privilege to play content you already paid for. Do it or else your hack buttbuddy composer will die of crystal aids inflicted upon him by Powerman 5000.

 

[Zilortha]

Where was I baiting you dumb faggot? Not surprising your pfp is a character from an obsidiot game. Seeing as only trannies like Obshidiot games. Tell me why you are such a glad little paypiggy you pay a sub for the privilege to play content you already paid for. Do it or else your hack buttbuddy composer will die of crystal aids inflicted upon him by Powerman 5000.

For someone who pretends to not know anything about this game, you sure seem to know a lot about the community, it's devs etc.
If you really have no investment? Then why do you give a fuck to begin with? Call your "coworker" a dumb faggot and laugh at him. But don't pretend to be all above it like you aren't an equally pathetic little faggot for caring enough to come to talk about it on a forum.

 

[TV's Adam West]

You're both fags and the last good final fantasy was 12.

 

[Rich Evans Ayypologist]

yes, give the tranny more attention

anyways, it's funny to watch people die to the same mechanic like four times in a row to the new raids, but other than enjoying that aspect I don't find them to be that interesting. except the third one, third one's cool

sage seems just as boring of a healer as all of the other ones, so enjoy that vanilla wow mage rotation level of depth

 

[Titos]

For someone who pretends to not know anything about this game, you sure seem to know a lot about the community, it's devs etc.
If you really have no investment? Then why do you give a fuck to begin with? Call your "coworker" a dumb faggot and laugh at him. But don't pretend to be all above it like you aren't an equally pathetic little faggot for caring enough to come to talk about it on a forum.

I only know about it because you dumb faggots can't stop jerking off over YoshiP in every corner of the internet and why some hack composer who plagiarizes shit is a mastermind. Just like retards who jerk off Yoko Taro as a genius or Hideous Kojimbus for being the first person to think "maybe the guy on Coast 2 Coast AM is actually right". Again, I have yet to see any of you niggers actually give me a reason to think the faggots who jerk off FFXIVVIMIFLMXVII: Online isn't another instance of people jerking off Kojimbus or Yoko Taro. Everything about the game just seems like another mediocre MMO except the devs cry and apologize and the composer gets cancer.
Or hell, give me a reason why you should be glad to pay a sub to own a product you already paid for faggots. You already paid for it, why are you sucking tiny jap cock to defend your right to pay more to suck some more tiny jap cock.

 

[Zilortha]

yes, give the tranny more attention

anyways, it's funny to watch people die to the same mechanic like four times in a row to the new raids, but other than enjoying that aspect I don't find them to be that interesting. except the third one, third one's cool

sage seems just as boring of a healer as all of the other ones, so enjoy that vanilla wow mage rotation level of depth

Tbf all the healers have shitty dps rotations.
The healing tools sage has are pretty fun though. The only issue is as a healer, you're incentivized to heal as little as humanly possible.

 

[Rich Evans Ayypologist]

The healing tools sage has are pretty fun though. The only issue is as a healer, you're incentivized to heal as little as humanly possible.

which would be cool, if you had more to do than 'keep dot up, push nuke button, use raid buffs or cards.' When I read back on the shit healers had in the first three expansions, it made me pretty damn mad that they got this fucking simplified for the sake of curebots who -still- refuse to use more than maybe two abilities. They aren't really that fun to play once you play with people who know their stuff, and I don't know how you'd ever take the current design philosophies and make them fun

anyone with tanxiety, here's how you be a pro tank: get the main tank killed by not stacking the pandaemonium 2 buster, then tank the boss in the wrong position so melee can't hit their positionals, then bitch when the guy not standing in orange vokes the thing back to the right position and has to just barely keep threat with the -20% damage debuff you gifted him

 

[Zilortha]

They aren't really that fun to play once you play with people who know their stuff, and I don't know how you'd ever take the current design philosophies and make them fun

That's true. Nothing to do but spam 1-1-1-1-1-1 over and over again.
And I have ideas how to make the philosophy fun by expanding it, but it'd require changing more than just healer kits...

 

[Fcret]

which would be cool, if you had more to do than 'keep dot up, push nuke button, use raid buffs or cards.' When I read back on the shit healers had in the first three expansions, it made me pretty damn mad that they got this fucking simplified for the sake of curebots who -still- refuse to use more than maybe two abilities. They aren't really that fun to play once you play with people who know their stuff, and I don't know how you'd ever take the current design philosophies and make them fun

The answer is that FFXIV needs more mechanical interactions that aren't just "DR this, damage buff that, interrupt that cast"

I can sympathize with healers not wanting to DPS but if the devs want to cater to this whim, then they need to stop being afraid of actual utility and give it to the healers. Everyone memed on Expedience but it's legitimately the first interesting thing healers have gotten since being 'streamlined' in ShB. The raidtrannies already level everything to cap anyway, so why even bother trying to cater to them by not giving out some unique utility abilities to each of the healers.