Fictional Crushes

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Gabriel Oak from Thomas Hardy's Far from the Madding Crowd. He's the best dude, kind of like a more pastoral and rugged Mr. Darcy. And it helps that the guy who played him in the most recent adaptation is pretty hot.
 
Mjoll the Lioness is everything I want in a girl IRL: athletic, beautiful, brave, can take care of herself, lawful good, and pure of heart. Every playthrough, she is my invariable Mrs. Dragonborn.
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Mjoll the Lioness is everything I want in a girl IRL: athletic, beautiful, brave, can take care of herself, lawful good, and pure of heart. Every playthrough, she is my invariable Mrs. Dragonborn.
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Thanks to mods, my degenerate Altmer mage rejected human waifus and married a Spriggan.
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Yellow bastards are the future!
Also, vamps are walking STDs.
Nope, if it ends in "-mer", it dies. :tomgirl:
Fun fact, get her relationship status up to +4 and you can persuade her to cure her vampirism but she retains the indestructibility and all her combat magic, including the vamp drain spells, gargoyle summons, etc. Also, she's so keen on the Dragondong, she's prepared to murder almost her entire family for you, now THAT is commitment... :p
 
Nope, if it ends in "-mer", it dies. :tomgirl:
Fun fact, get her relationship status up to +4 and you can persuade her to cure her vampirism but she retains the indestructibility and all her combat magic, including the vamp drain spells, gargoyle summons, etc. Also, she's so keen on the Dragondong, she's prepared to murder almost her entire family for you, now THAT is commitment... :p
True, but it's dumb that as a Dawnguard, you can't simply eradicate her...But that's shitty BethSoft storylines for ya.
 
True, but it's dumb that as a Dawnguard, you can't simply eradicate her...But that's shitty BethSoft storylines for ya.
PCMR: no character is safe... I'm quite happy to introduce quest-breaking bugs if the event that causes it is funny enough... Ever beaten Ulfric Stormcloak to death with a ladle? Totally worth the re-load.
 
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