Fictional characters you've been compared to

[Randy Butternubs]

Coworker once said I was like the Green Crayon from "The Day the Crayons Quit"

 

[neurotardvirgin]

Back in high school I was told that I looked like Napoleon Dynamite even tho I didn't wear glasses nor did I ever have a jewfro.

It's probably the neurotype.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

You meaning to say you don't look like your avi?

I have long girlish femboy hair

 

[WhatInTheActualFuck]

In my 30s, I had a shitload of people compare me to Dean Cain's Superboy from Lois and Clark, tho I'm half-Korean instead of half-Nipponese.

 

[The Lawgiver]

in like the mid-ish 2000s people kept comparing me to a wide variety of various popular anime styled characters with blue hair for a bit. looking back at it it doesn't feel like a real memory despite me knowing it was real. I think that feeling is due to a combo of just how wide a spectrum of personalities it was and because blue hair went from being the "cool/wacky character from show/game" thing to "IRL fun police" in the public consciousness post 2012 OWS sabotage shitshow. I am very glad I never followed through on actually dying my hair blue in response to the comparisons lmao. Probably would end up looking like fucking ninja or something given how weird I look.

More recent "comparisons" that lasted from 2016 or 2017-ish to early 2020 were strangers online accusing me of either being somehow 3 different fictional characters from homestuck but real somehow or just literally an alt account of Andrew Hussie (or Sam Hyde but that's not related). I don't now what the fuck caused this because I never used a Homestuck related avi anywhere online till the inside joke shit on this site but whatever was fucking happening there it stopped once people started screaming about corona and never came back.
I'm genuinely relieved it stopped but I also sometimes kind of miss the weird fuckers that would come out of the woodwork and make claims like that unprovoked because of how surreal it was. No stupid bitch I am not Karkat/Dave/Davepeta/whatever the fuck else. Go into the mountains and think about your life for the next 5 years before making a retarded impossible claim again. It'd be one thing if it was dumbass kids claiming it or some kinda jokey thing but it was usually grown ass fucking adults probably into that otherkin shit doing it non-jokingly.

 

[Burning Bridge]

Back in high school I was told that I looked like Napoleon Dynamite even tho I didn't wear glasses nor did I ever have a jewfro.

I also got Napoleon Dynamite comparisons constantly, but I did wear glasses and had the blonde jewfro.

 

[Nigger Caviar]

Willy Wonka, Jack Horner, Cousin Eddy, Squidward

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

John Travolta in Grease...

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

John Travolta in Grease...

wella wella wella OOMPH TELL EM MORE TELL ME MORE DID HE GO FOR THE WIN TELL EM MORE TELL ME MORE HE SAID "BABE I LIKE MEN"

 

[Tablet County]

Willy Wonka

I got Willy Wonka as well when I switched to a top hat in high school.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Kuato from total recall.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

My mom used to liken me to Rainman. She said it endearingly because I could just spout out random facts and shit, but I would fuck with her and say she was calling me a tard.

Other than that, the list is long:

• John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever
• Jimmy Neutron
• Spiderman (Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, and Tom Holland)
• Milo from Atlantis
• That black haired kid from Meet the Robinsons
• Harry Potter

 

[NaggotFigger]

 

[Poyo Sato]

My wife told me that I somehow remind her of Shinjiro Aragaki from Persona 3 when we first met.

 

[Kit Marz]

Ted Moseby, Nick Miller, and Ross Geller. It was then when I realized my friends hate me.