Fictional Characters who'd be Kiwifarmers

[Londo]

What characters from TV/Movies/Games/Books do you think would be Kiwifarmers?

My choice would be Homelander from The Boys. He'd be OUR guy.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Lazlo Hollyfield

Jame Gumb

Chett Donnelly

Lester Diamond

 

[Monolith]

Ken

 

[barbieQ]

Eric Cartman, Roman Roy, Handsome Jack, Kenny Powers. I can see Regina George posting in the Beauty Parlor.

 

[Basic Blond Boy]

The Joker:
Cesar Romero - Jokes about lolcows for shits and giggles.
Jack Nicholson - Career troll, wants everyone to remember him.
Heath Ledger - FED posts, probably gets banned like Sig.
Joaquin Phoenix - A&H Poster.
Jared Leto - lolcow that has an account to fight with users.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Coach McGuirk - Home Movies
Wakka - Final Fantasy X
Uncle Ruckus - The Boondocks
Jimmy - Pulp Fiction
John Doe - Se7en

 

[I Do Not Post]

holden caulfield
toadvine
aj soprano
kramer
newman
carl wheezer
jimmy from ed edd and eddy
frasier's son
christopher lloyd's character in one flew over the cuckoo's nest
dr kleiner
coach z
khan from metro 2033
minoru mineta

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

Eric Cartman from Southpark
Uncle Ruckus I think he would love posting the TOTAL NIGGER DEAD copypasta everywhere
Probably Neo before Trinity finds him
Billy Butcher at least the Tv Show version would probably post a lot in the Happenings thread. likely even fedposting

 

[Peewee Herman]

Anton Chigurh is the ultimate kiwi
>doesn't want to reveal his power level to the store clerk
>doesn't want anyone poking his lolcows and kills those that do
>kills said cowtippers with a cattle gun
>awkward to the point of being scary
>great at doxxing people

The rest of the people on this list are not that good tbh

 

[WULULULULU]

Stinkmeaner would that one kiwifarmer who would a-log constantly and be banned, only to create multiple sock accounts to continue his a-log spree.

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

Ed from Ed, Edd n Eddy and all he posts are threads about monster movies and comics

 

[Seventh Star]

Greg House for sure, mostly to laugh at niggers and women.

 

[BetterFuckChuck]

Elton John from Bo Selecta

 

[Legacy_Lolcow_Hunter]

Joe Fixit or otherwise known as the Gray Hulk would go hunting for lolcows of any group and insult them, and there’s even cases he can go out of his way to beat them down like what he did to Hulk Hogan simply because he copied his name.

The only problem is that you would need to find a computer that wouldn’t break in his hands cause at the end of the day, he is the Hulk.

 

[GAY DEAD MUPPET GANGBANG]

The weeb answer:
Tomoko Kuroki and probably Tsgumi Nazar too. It's always the nice ones.

 

[thediad]

coach z

Peoples shouldn't be trying to fade him.

Tyler Durton. He'd be the blackpillingest son of a bitch on here.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Inspector Zenigata from Lupin the Third would create a personal army thread on Lupin just to be endlessly mocked.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Absolutely Badger and Skinny Pete from Breaking Bad. No question.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Dale Gribble

 

[MirrorNoir]

Ronnie Gardocki from "The Shield".