Fictional Characters that would be Kiwis - like the fictional lolcows thread, but on the other side of the pasture

[Fareal]

All of those messy bitches from Gossip Girl.
Every single Heather. Also JD.
Countess Lidia Ivanova from Anna Karenina. She would be a mod.
Holden Caulfield, obviously.
Kevin from We Need To Talk About Kevin. He would be halal'ed.
Enid from Ghost World.
Raskolnikov would be an A&H regular and never post outside of there.
Miss Havisham from Great Expectations. She would mod Beauty Parlour.
Both Steerpike and Fuchsia from Gormenghast, but neither realises the other posts here.

 

[Monolith]

Every even numbered Jojo, plus Johnny.

 

[NoReturn]

A large number of the characters from Durarara.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Archie's Comics:
Veronica Lodge and Cheryl Blossom in Beauty Parlor threads
Jason Blossom
Reggie Mantle, and he would be mocked by other Kiwis
Jughead

 

[SkunkFeet]

Tomoko, the main character from Watamote. Eventually ends up with her own thread.

Otacon and Snake.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Tomoko, the main character from Watamote. Eventually ends up with her own thread.

Otacon and Snake.

otacon strikes me as the guy to mind his own business when it's not a briefing. or he'd be one of the people that only posts in the vtuber thread
the hikari-chan guy in mgr would be one of the vtuber posters too

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

Every character in the novel Cat's Cradle, shoot pretty much every character in a Vonnegut novel.

 

[Wormy]

If you can find it, watch a movie called Schtizophreniac: The Whore Mangler.

The main character of that one is basically the perfect KF user.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

He'd end up with his own thread and there would be lolsuits and assassination attempts and much milk.

"MEEEEEEEEEEEEM, people online are calling me a little faggot!"

 

[Overcast]

 

[Jason Wynn]

Alex from A Clockwork Orange

 

[TroonsDid911]

"Light Yagami / Kira / God of the new world- Edge lord with a massive ego, thinks he's justice, killed thousands pretending to be a god, got exposed by his psycho goth lolita girl friend, "I could be Kira subconsciously""

He would absolutely make that thread as a 4D chess play to catch him.

 

[Cool Dog]

The Monarch

Trevor from GTAV

Toot Braunstein is the average beauty parlor poster

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Trevor from GTAV

this is an inspired choice

 

[Syntaxion]

Sherlock Holmes would probably be good at doxing. Then again, you could say the same about any fictional detective. Though since they work for the law, they'd probably be very moralfaggy and they'd probably get halal'd at some point.

 

[stuffandthings]

Dale Gribble would be constantly banned, even from A+H, but would make new socks constantly.

Peggy Hill would rule the Beauty Parlor, but would eventually ask to mod and it would all blow up in her face.

Bill Dauterive would mostly lurk to see people sadder than him, but would occasionally post, power leveling and concern posting all the way.

Joseph Gribble would haunt the darker corners of the zoosadism, monkey torture, and furry art freakshows.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Sherlock Holmes would probably be good at doxing. Then again, you could say the same about any fictional detective. Though since they work for the law, they'd probably be very moralfaggy and they'd probably get halal'd at some point.

wrong, dick gumshoe would be terrible at doxing

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Dale Gribble would be constantly banned, even from A+H, but would make new socks constantly.

Oh that is an outright Lie.

Dale was right about everything.

 

[Amphotericin B]

DW would rule the Lolcow Salon with an iron fist.




Annie Wilkes, the ultimate neghole pozzer.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Dale Gribble