FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

[Buttslut]

This guy is two layers of autistic. On one hand, he never stops ironically shitposting like he's on /v/. And on the other hand, he's obsessed with fucking a slime dragon to the point where not a single male can exist(?).

I mean, how can you even pretend to sperg out when you're actually a strange deviant? Does the hypocrisy not click at all?

Not that ironically shitposting isn't the dumbest shit in the world, but it's still conflicting.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

Goodra is not feminine though.

Evidently he's the manliest motherfucker in video games.

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

Goodra is not feminine though.

Evidently he's the manliest motherfucker in video games.

Once, Goodra was shaving with a straightrazor, cut himself, and all he bled was more BEARD.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

There is no skin under Goodra's goop, just a fuckton of fists.

 

[MysticMisty]

sex

I'd say he's assured himself that'll never happen. At least with an actual person anyways.

 

[Trapped_Fairy]

Here's a nice resource if you're stuck on names for all the little beings of pure testosterone! Afterall, without a nice manly name, he'll only be the manliest slug on the block instead of the manliest slug in the universe!

 

[Randy Lahey]

Holy fuck, it's gonna be great when he eventually shows up here!

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I think I missed something ... why the heck would this guy fixate on you, Cosmos? SteelPlatedHeart is the one who brought him up originally. Did your feminine-yet-non-Goodra icon offend him or something?

ETA: If anyone's still looking for dude names for Goodras, may I suggest Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster?

He said he Google'd "Goodra feminine" and found her post. And if you say Goodra looks even remotely female, he takes that to mean you fully agree with him about everything.

 

[Pinhead]

Literally nothing about him or his thought process makes any sense.

Wow, please stop trolling. You sociopath.

 

[extreme_misfortune]

Bulbapedia says Goodra has a 50/50 gender ratio, so he's fighting against canon, which is always a losing battle.
I'm not gonna pretend to be better than this guy though I'd totally fuck goodra
I'll take those deviant ratings now

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

That's what we were all trying to figure out in the original thread! He barely acknowledged SteelPlatedHeart (although he DID give him the awesome nickname "SteelPlatedAutism") whatsoever.

However, we later discovered that it was because I called Goodra a "very feminine" Pokemon but clarified that Pokemon has never been consistent with gender-based designs (for example, Machoke has a 25% chance of being female despite being like the MANLIEST POKEMON EVER). See, slugfucker's thing is that if you acknowledge that Goodra looks feminine then you MUST agree with him wholeheartedly. He became obsessed with my post because he thought I was mocking him by calling Goodra "very feminine" but then disagreeing with him. Then he became convinced that I was a transgender neckbeard dudebro who was dedicated to trolling him. He accused me of being "obsessed" with being female which is why I "hide" behind a Sailor Moon avatar; I want to be a cutesy girl like Sailor Moon. Never mind that I AM a cutesy girl, he became convinced that I was hiding my "true" gender because there's no way a woman would ever disagree with him.

Literally nothing about him or his thought process makes any sense.

Now to be fair...he said "cutesy anime grill."

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

Bulbapedia says Goodra has a 50/50 gender ratio, so he's fighting against canon, which is always a losing battle.

He just brushes it off as if he knows better than the creators do. All of his logic is shaky, and he grasps at straws like nothing I've ever seen before.

 

[Meowthkip]

He just brushes it off as if he knows better than the creators do. All of his logic is shaky, and he grasps at straws like nothing I've ever seen before.

I guess he fits in on Tumblr then, treating his stupid headcanon as fact and expecting everybody to go along with it.

lel

 

[Randall Fragg]

Bulbapedia says Goodra has a 50/50 gender ratio, so he's fighting against canon, which is always a losing battle.
I'm not gonna pretend to be better than this guy though I'd totally fuck goodra
I'll take those deviant ratings now

Hi @TranLord

 

[Saney]

I'm not gonna pretend to be better than this guy though I'd totally fuck goodra

Why

 

[Pikonic]

Especially when you swear up and down that the Pokemon in question is a purely female species, as if you want some giant slug dragon harem.

Well, at least it's not gay.
The whole sexual attraction to any Pokemon is weird, but slugs?

 

[Saney]

Well, at least it's not gay.
The whole sexual attraction to any Pokemon is weird, but slugs?

He doesn't want his dick wet, he wants it goomy gooey.

 

[Null]

I LOVE RESHIRAM

 

[Ido]

Wondertrading a bunch of male Goomy sounds fun, I'm in.

Edit: A friend of mine, who isn't a member here, is in too.

 

[LastMighty]

I'm gonna get me a manly Goodra and name him hasadick