Postmortem February 12th DDoS Attack

[Common Shadow]

With one provider I am SOL. They've made it clear over about 2 years they resent us existing but instead of kicking us off they passively tolerate us without going out of the way to help, ever. I consider this a win so I put up with it. If it becomes a serious problem I'll find some random guy I trust to be my remote hands and I'll pay him my Brave bux to go fix my shit.

Personal vendettas against customers that pay their bills have no place in business relationships. That would be like if Twitter banned everyone that wasn't left leaning woke idio--- oh...

 

[Meat Target]

this is our 9/11

Nah, that was The Merge.

 

[Beard_Chan]

Thanks for your efforts to restore the site. I hope things get better with your hosting providers.

 

[Miller]

I just want to say good luck Daddy Josh, we're all counting on you.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Thanks for your efforts to restore the site. I hope things get better with your hosting providers.

Unlike just about every other site on the interest, here we're the Customer, not the Product. I know he's doing this to provide a living for himself, but I'm still grateful that's the Farms are here.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Nah, that was The Merge.

So it's our January 6th?

 

[Meat Target]

So it's our January 6th?

That was the Near saga.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

its fine im going on vacation to jamaica for 2 weeks. im sure you'll be here when i get back.

if you hear of an american tourist getting stabbed or something, just know that ill miss you all.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

The uptime is again due to the attack ending on its own. I am extremely frustrated with the lack of timeline or updates from the upstreams. I pay these fucking people and I can't get an email from them.

Well you are a very bad man who does very bad things.
Maybe this is their way of resisting you while still collecting money from you?

 

[Glowie]

I wonder what trannies will think now that their efforts failed to take down anything and waste thousands of dollars for multi domain DDoS? They were spamming Cytube this morning.

Transition, bee like behaviour? Now that they stung they keel over and die with intestines spilled somewhere. Mere existence of farms raised the statistic to 50% >

 

[LeChampion1992]

I don't buy the Leaf theory.

Bear in mind that $120k can buy a pretty serious DDoS. Who do we know that not only has a spare $120k to throw at DDoSing the Farms, but also has the motive? Think along the lines of a furry degenerate expat American living in Japan who allegedly an heroed themselved in the middle of last year, yet there is strong evidence to the contrary.


If he's who I'm thinking of, he'll toot his own horn soon enough.

Yeah Byuu but I thought he disappeared into rural Japan and just left the internet. Maybe he's that exceptional but it does seem rather convenient that all of this goes down during a big protest happening. Maybe I'm just overthinking it and byuuuu spent that much fuck you money to take down the farms for good. Only for it to come back online with 48 hours only being a nuisance. Question is have they traced where these attacks originated from or are they untraceable.

 

[Cats]

Meanwhile, in Mainland China, there was a secret project in progress! A project to turn the deceased Tong Shau Ping into an ultimate weapon!

 

[Baloney Face]

The New Zealand government had better things to do. They succeeded in suppressing KF within their own country and had no need for total revenge forever. And had a healthy understanding that it is not theirs to rule the whole world.

But a thirst for total revenge forever and trying to rule the whole world is part and parcel of organized troonery. Lucky for everyone their desire exceeds their reach.

 

[Glowie]

Yeah Byuu but I thought he disappeared into rural Japan and just left the internet. Maybe he's that exceptional but it does seem rather convenient that all of this goes down during a big protest happening. Maybe I'm just overthinking it and byuuuu spent that much fuck you money to take down the farms for good. Only for it to come back online with 48 hours only being a nuisance. Question is have they traced where these attacks originated from or are they untraceable.

How rural Japan are we talking about some bumfuck farming village or less populous town with some connection to Internet?

Narcissistic cunts lack the spine to seppuku proper and he has friends from old Xanadu, ZrCalo and Blum to name few.

Do you remember how DdoS stopped when some Nog had a driveby at that schizos place? Yeah seeing how those furfags behave I'm convinced that Byuu is alive jerking off to cub porn.

 

[440088]

I just want to remind any trannies or other bad actors against the kiwifarms that while pricey, powerful ddos attacks can certainly give Null a hassle. There is a completely free way you can about this without spending your disability checks.
It’s called unplugging your computer.
Mind blowing I know. But if you see something online you don’t like. You can simply…. Unplug the computer and the words and imagery go away.
This has been a PSA.

 

[LeChampion1992]

I wonder what trannies will think now that their efforts failed to take down anything and waste thousands of dollars for multi domain DDoS? They were spamming Cytube this morning.

Transition, bee like behaviour? Now that they stung they keel over and die with intestines spilled somewhere. Mere existence of farms raised the statistic to 50% >

What if they weren't to taking down the farms but only trying to shut out users from the farms.

So it's our January 6th?

I found it funny because I could get into the farms rather quickly as my downtime during that saga was very limited. I heard others had to wait days and weeks over it. But with the leaf situation that's when everything went down for days.

How rural Japan are we talking about some bumfuck farming village or less populous town with some connection to Internet?

Narcissistic cunts lack the spine to seppuku proper and he has friends from old Xanadu, ZrCalo and Blum to name few.

Do you remember how DdoS stopped when some Nog had a driveby at that schizos place? Yeah seeing how those furfags behave I'm convinced that Byuu is alive jerking off to cub porn.

Now that is some horrifyingly thunk provoking shit. But I am horrifyingly behind on BYU all I believe is that is he is most likely alive and had fucked off. I'm like months behind on that thread. As for exceptional retards what is it with Justin. Everyone so far is corrupt beyond all belief, a retard, or a troon who hasn't legally changed their name.

 

[Altera]

My sweet reaction score growth has suffered greatly in this attack. Im the real victim here.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Meanwhile, in Mainland China, there was a secret project in progress! A project to turn the deceased Tong Shau Ping into an ultimate weapon!

I thought it was Dill Clinton...

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Another thing that is ridiculous and telling, is that whenever we get a DDoS attack, people start lengthy threads on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, and Slate gleefully cheering over the fact that Kiwi Farms is down.

Look, troons, hate us if you want, but let us have our own little clubhouse. After all, most of us do not go over to your Tumblr hugboxes and shit all over your blogs. Plus, if Kiwi Farms goes, it will be another nail in the coffin for free speech on the internet, because corporate fucktards are increasingly controlling what you say, hear, and do online. Do not think they are not going to come after you the moment you post something that they deem "problematic", the definition of which changes constantly.

People who actively cheer censorship are rather short-sighted, at the best of times. They always seem to think it'll never get to where they're the ones being actively censored. But such is the way of things, I suppose.

 

[moocow]

its fine im going on vacation to jamaica for 2 weeks. im sure you'll be here when i get back.

if you hear of an american tourist getting stabbed or something, just know that ill miss you all.

Nah mate, they don't stab tourists in Jamaica too much. They'd rather just sell them overpriced shit-tier weed.