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[Mitsunari]

Gave him a generous 2 because I've seen worse in Nat Geo documentaries.

 

[Renraku]

A fat, mopey, greasy mess. 0/10 would not recommend.

 

[Enigma]

Was just checking out the Facebook, it's even a sharp drop from his "free bitch" selfies. The guy is going downhill real real fast.

I, too, love how his "Free Bitch" pics seem to scream, "Fuck you trolls, fuck you mom--I'm a thirty-year old man in pigtails, warpaint and a Smurfs shirt and ain't nobody gonna stop me!" with childlike optimism to this selfie which shows a miserable, lifeless, and decrepit man looking like he's going to croak over at any given minute. Like, you would think he'd be marginally happier now that his probation is over, but I guess not. I suppose the long days of pulling weeds, "mandatory psych evaluations" and making endless sandwich runs for Barb have really taken their toll.

 

[Luscinia Hafez]

I'm surprised that he seems to dutifully shave. He always has a fresh, if oily, face.

He shaves his whole goddamn body, or at least he used to. I don't even like taking the time to shave my face more than once a week, I can barely comprehend how women find the time to shave their legs, legs are like half your body's surface area. But he does his whole body.

Although given what we know now about his alternative tomgenderism, maybe it makes a bit more sense that he would enjoy that, uh... feminine silky feel.

I'd rather have a woman with baby-smooth legs. If I wanted a girl with hairy legs, I'd move to France. Could you imagine what kind of jungle those broads have growing on their malawakh?

Ladies: Do you think us guys should shave/wax our legs?

GLORIA, AUGUSTA!

The first thing he should do is cut his stupid hair, but aside from that if he just smiled in his pictures it would make him look way better. He looks like he's on his way to get a lethal injection in an alternate future where all executions are done in a Wal-Mart. His last words would be repeating a Wal-Mart ad praising them for constantly rolling back their prices

Like I said, he should get a queue a.k.a. a skullet. Shave the front half of his head, braid the back, and give him a Sonichu skull tat.

 

[Varis]

I kind of prefer his frown over a creepy forced smile.

 

[José Mourinho]

I hope I can change my vote. I'll change it to 1.

 

[Zero Gun: Fenrir]

the highest he's made it is about a 4

That's probably a 6, not particularly attractive, but not quite "I need eye bleach" ugly either. That selfie at the beginning of this forum was "I need eye bleach" ugly.

 

[The Dude]

Gave him a generous 2 because I've seen worse in Nat Geo documentaries.

I dunno. Them bitch tits of his are getting into aboriginal territory.

 

[Varis]

I suspect that the Megatron pistol will make a come-back soon.

 

[CatParty]

the highest he's made it is about a 4

That's probably a 6, not particularly attractive, but not quite "I need eye bleach" ugly either. That selfie at the beginning of this forum was "I need eye bleach" ugly.

i've mentioned it somewhere else here before, but his pictures tend to improve when you cover the dead eyes.

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[Male]

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Chris is...The TARDINATOR.

 

[Mitsunari]

Gave him a generous 2 because I've seen worse in Nat Geo documentaries.

I dunno. Them bitch tits of his are getting into aboriginal territory.

Yeah, true. But then there's stuff like China's Elephant Man...

...thooooooough that poor man actually did something to improve his appearance, and that's more than we can say for our beloved tomgirl-gone-wrong.

 

[Zero Gun: Fenrir]

i've mentioned it somewhere else here before, but his pictures tend to improve when you cover the dead eyes.

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i may be wrong though

No, no, he's still butt ugly in the above picture, eyes or not, he just looks like somebody who grew their hair out, and used cheap hair dye.

 

[Mitsunari]

i've mentioned it somewhere else here before, but his pictures tend to improve when you cover the dead eyes.

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i may be wrong though

No, no, he's still butt ugly in the above picture, eyes or not, he just looks like somebody who grew their hair out, and used cheap hair dye.

And let us not forget that massive chin. No amount of sunglasses can fix that.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

The top of his head looks nasty, like dirty mangy wet dog fur

 

[CatParty]

The top of his head looks nasty, like dirty mangy wet dog fur

he stopped trying to become crystal and he's now becoming patti.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

i've mentioned it somewhere else here before, but his pictures tend to improve when you cover the dead eyes.

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i may be wrong though

To me he still has that 'meth addled grandmother' look going on with the sunglasses, but a cool meth addled grandmother.

Unfortunately the rest of his body ruins any chance of him being attractive by covering his dead eyes.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

What do you guys think if Chris were to shave his head bald and grow a full goatee, a la Walter White?

If someone wants to photoshop that since I'm too lazy, it'd be appreciated.

 

[rocket]

oh jesus he'd look like dr robotnik

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

^Someone should photoshop that too.