FB Post How good looking am I?

[LM 697]

we need a poll

 

[PickleTron7000]

Reminds me of this...

http://youtu.be/ep0t0sK6MGw

 

[Christ-Chan]

I give him a 2. There are people who have weird conditions or have suffered physical traumas that look way worse.

Was this a public post? Any comments?

 

[CatParty]

I give him a 2. There are people who have weird conditions or have suffered physical traumas that look way worse.

Was this a public post? Any comments?

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Thing is, we all know that theres only one type of answer he'll accept. Anything else would be considered trolling or exceeding the the hurtful truth level at least.

When it gets right down to it, Chris isn't actually genetically ugly, older photo's show a perfectly decent looking young man if you can look past the bizarre attire. His "ugliness" is purely down to dressing himself badly, overeating terrible food, lack of exercise, and disgustingly low hygiene. All these thing can be combated and changed if he decided to put the effort in.

 

[drmccoy]

His crappy diet, lack of hygiene and dedication to looking like a women really has taken a toll. He looks like hell. His hair is absolutely terrible. Nasty, matted, balding. I wonder when was the last time he washed it.

Look at his t-shirt. The collar is all stretched out and nasty. I bet it used to be white at some point. I agree, this is lowest he's ever been.

 

[Thetan]

Chris has posted a pic on facebook asking how attractive he is on a 1 to 10 scale

He also says he's lost weight

How long before this pic ends up on 'People of Walmart'? Then again, considering some of the people that I've seen featured on that site, maybe it makes sense for Chris to adopt Walmart as his new hunting grounds (assuming that he doesn't end up getting banned). I'm guessing that this was taken at the new Walmart he's referred to in other emails / correspondence.

Seriously though, it's really quite shocking just how far he's sunk since his glory days. He was also fairly cute as a little kid, and there are some pictures of him as a teen where he's fairly decent looking. Age will take it's toll, but with a proper diet, regular exercise, and decent hygiene, Chris could have looked a lot better.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

He claims he's "down" to 220. But I thought he was claiming he was 220 a few months ago?

Anyway, goddamn, look at his hair on top of his head, Chris is one greasy motherfucker!

Didn't he claim to be down to 220 back in 2010?

The whole post is oddly repetitive. He asked virtually the same question back in 2012. In addition, he's once again asking how pretty he is while not even smiling at the camera.

At least Eddy Steel thinks he's hot "10/10 very good", he posted.

EDIT: Oh, wait, I just got it! "One to Ten Scale; on my face at least; I'm down to 220" - Chris is saying that he weighed his face. It's a whopping 220 lbs. That's pretty good, actually, considering how his original chin is currently with-child.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Chris is a 1, but with improvement he'd make it to 6.

Chris is a 1 because of that hair, that fat, the tattered Goodwill clothes, and the depressed puss. He was marginally (physically) attractive during his "gay trucker outfit" Rollin-n-Trollin days. Now, this is just half-ass tomgirl lazy shit.

 

[Henry Bemis]

When it gets right down to it, Chris isn't actually genetically ugly, older photo's show a perfectly decent looking young man if you can look past the bizarre attire. His "ugliness" is purely down to dressing himself badly, overeating terrible food, lack of exercise, and disgustingly low hygiene. All these thing can be combated and changed if he decided to put the effort in.

But can it hide the ugly attitude that his appearance reflects?

 

[rocket]

Man, look at him. He looks worse in every picture. That ain't the face of a well man.

It sure feels like he's starting to understand he's not at the high end of that scale, doesn't it? But he can't embrace it, because that'd mean embracing despair. He really wants someone to lie so he can cling to it.

 

[The Joker]

As bad as Chris is, I could make his skin and hair look beter in one month with cheap products
[*]Wet tea bags over his eyes for 30 minuts to reduce puffyness and dark coloring
[*]wash his hair in COLD water with shampoo and raw eggs mixed together to get rid of that grease and make it shine in a HEALTHY way
[*]For his acne, he should get some facial scrub pads that do wonders and use them 3 times a day
[*]to keep the acne away get some facial moisturizer and use it after a daily shower
[*]he can keep his hair long but he needs to get it cut in layers and parted so it does not look so thin and to hide his balding

THE JOKER KNOWS BEAUTY BITCHES

 

[CatParty]

the highest he's made it is about a 4

 

[The Joker]

he looks as bad as he probably smells

rotten watermellons and holey buttocks anyone?

 

[rocket]

haha who voted a 7 you cheeky devil

 

[José Mourinho]

2 for being generous.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Chris is a 1, but with improvement he'd make it to 6.

I refuse to believe Chris could ever be better than a generous 4.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

But can it hide the ugly attitude that his appearance reflects?

If you told him to smile once in a while, he'd probably scream "I CANT CAUSE TROLLS MADE ME SAD", as though that would matter to whether a woman likes him or not.

The whole post is oddly repetitive. He asked virtually the same question back in 2012. In addition, he's once again asking how pretty he is while not even smiling at the camera.

He's expecting people to tell him he's 10/10, at which point he'll bitch at the people who said so to get him a girlfriend already.

See, there is a part of him that recognizes he isn't actually handsome. But his ego wants so badly for that to not be true, he'll just demand other people magically change reality with their answers to this question.

 

[Kosher Dill]

All I have to say is.... Christ almighty. No God and the Bear, because this is dead serious. Sweet Christ almighty, he looks half-dead.

 

[CatParty]

All I have to say is.... Christ almighty. No God and the Bear, because this is dead serious. Sweet Christ almighty, he looks half-dead.

holey buttockses take their toll, man