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[AtroposHeart]

Chris has posted a pic on facebook asking how attractive he is on a 1 to 10 scale

He also says he's lost weight

 

[Globe]

Sorry, Chris. Your scale doesn't allow for negative exponential notation, so I can't answer.

 

[Marvin]

He claims he's "down" to 220. But I thought he was claiming he was 220 a few months ago?

Anyway, goddamn, look at his hair on top of his head, Chris is one greasy motherfucker!

 

[LM 697]

He looks really bad. He looks like Ron Jeremy.

 

[Saney]

Chris has posted a pic on facebook asking how attractive he is on a 1 to 10 scale

He also says he's lost weight

God damn,he's gross.

 

[DV 259]

On the bright side, if he's taking selfies at WalMart, at least he's getting out of the house? Right?

And he's starting to look like Honey Boo Boo's mom ... or grandma.

 

[JimReynolds]

Chris needs to just accept that he's balding and cut his hair.

He looks really bad. He looks like Ron Jeremy.

At least Ron Jeremy gets China.

 

[Sakamoto]

Chris has posted a pic on facebook asking how attractive he is on a 1 to 10 scale

Well, YOUNG LADIES (and homos)? Do Chris a favor: Forget for a moment who this is and rate him solely on appearance.

 

[CatParty]

does this have to be in the 1-10 range?

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Every time he posts a new picture it makes me depressed to see how far he's fallen. I miss circa 2008 Chris.

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

Holy shit... He's miserable. So miserable that he has to ask others for self evaluation at the age of 31. Is his ego that inflated due to Borb's coddling?

 

[CatParty]

Every time he posts a new picture it makes me depressed to see how far he's fallen. I miss circa 2008 Chris.

this is the least attractive we've seen him.

 

[Picklepower]

That pic makes him look like the type of guy, that would make a flesh suit out of ya. I know he couldn't even if he wanted to, but that's the way the pic looks.

 

[DV 259]

Chris has posted a pic on facebook asking how attractive he is on a 1 to 10 scale

Well, YOUNG LADIES (and homos)? Do Chris a favor: Forget for a moment who this is and rate him solely on appearance.

Can't.

Don't know whether that's a confused dude who really let himself go or if it's a tired, run-down, trashy woman in her late-40's on an outing to WalMart with her 6 kids and 3 grandkids.

 

[milkshark]

Chris has posted a pic on facebook asking how attractive he is on a 1 to 10 scale

He also says he's lost weight

Chris is 1, with 1 being the worst. I don't think he would be considered attractive by anyone at all, male or female, straight or gay. Everything about his face now is just sadness. His whole face droops. His double chin looks like a second face is going to grow out of the bottom if his head. He's struggling hard to maintain the appearance of bangs but his head just doesn't grow enough hair.

Chris is ugly. Ugly as sin. Completely unattractive. I'd call the cops if he were following me. Chris looks like shit because he lives like shit. This is the unspoken reality of age, you can get away with treating your body crappy as a young kid but a diet of nothing but McDonald's and Walmart TV dinners will catch up with you.

TL;DR - CHRIS IS UGLY

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

this is the least attractive we've seen him.

That's probably because every time he posts a new picture it immediately becomes the least attractive he's ever been. He's deteriorated remarkably.

 

[CatParty]

he looks as bad as he probably smells

 

[bradsternum]

Seriously. What a decline. Beyond normal aging.

 

[CatParty]

we need a poll

 

[_blank_]

Well, looks like he found a new Wal-Mart he isn't banned from.

As for the scale of 1-10.... no A-logging, but I'm giving him a 1, maybe 2 if I was feeling generous. To address this to Chris, who I'm sure will eventually come here to obsess about himself , if you're going to take a selfie, at least make yourself look presentable. I mean, even just smile instead of just looking like you just shot Patti's ghost in the parking lot. Your hair is a mess. Chris, I work out in a field and on the road for days at a time, which means sometimes I don't get to take a daily shower. I also has long hair, just about shoulder-length, so yeah, sometimes my hair was looked nasty as hell too. Fact is though, you don't got a goddamn reason for it to look so greasy. Also, congratulations on losing weight, I suppose. However, I'm about a half-foot taller than you and I'm already well under 220. So, I guess be happy with that fact, but don't think that's going to impress anyone yet. Lose maybe another 30 pounds, and stop looking like you bathe with a garden hose (an actual possibility, considering the hoard), then maybe you'll be getting somewhere. Maybe.