💤 Inactive Faye Kane: Debate Edition

[DuskEngine]

Well when you just can't stand it anymore, ban me like the cowards you are so I can add you to this list. It's, like, notches on my semiotic handgun.

Most of the 'questions' people are asking you seem pretty asemic to me tbh

 

[TiredConlanger]

This is not a "troll board,"

Your stated purpose is to ridicule "lolcows." i.e., milking people you don't like to induce drama.

It ain't me, babe. And that's not what's happening right now. This is real.

My only comment (unless you say something even dumber yet): Telling you now that you coming here and making an account, going on about how you're going to get legal action taken against the board, is part of that "milking." Way to go, dumbass. You're giving us what we want.

But keep digging. It's fucking gold.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

> In the same post first you want your dox removed, then you state you don't care how many flies that shit attracts.

That wasn't the shit I was talking about. It's this conversation.

> There were some genuine questions here, yet you disregard them and cherry pick those that suit you and only show us in negative light.

Feel the butthurt flow through you, young skywalker

> if you want us to stay civil, you'd better start acting like you care.

Ooo, another threat!

C'mon, c'mon, gimme your worst, muthafuckah! So far, nothing but lame trolling and "this server is in afganistan" and similar metabolic waste.


> and your bullshit, but that will not stop us from commenting on you, weather you like it or not.

That won't engage me, either. I'm not like other people; I don't have an ego hook. I'm very surprised that smart little boys like yourselves haven't noticed that.


> Some of us are already quite fed up with you

Nooo!

Reeeally?

I'm getting THAT far under your skin?

Well when you just can't stand it anymore, ban me like the cowards you are so I can add you to this list. It's, like, notches on my semiotic handgun.

Then you teenagers can pretend you scared me away instead of admitting you've been owned.

So what kind of hobbies do you have?

 

[GS 281]

Anyone else here having problems with archive.is?

 

[Faye Kane Girl Brain]

I wonder if Kathleen Collins ever experienced Taharrush. It's a real life changer.

Ignored. Not asking what "tarrush" is, or biting any of your lame hooks.

So what kind of hobbies do you have?

SURELY you don't expect me to answer that!

 

[GS 281]

Ignored. Not asking what "tarrush" is, or biting any of your lame hooks.

Well Faye since your here I have alway wondered this and was wondering if yocould clear this up for me. You're a pretty liberal person, but racist asf. How do you rectify progressive ideas with racist views.

 

[John Furrman]

Only a strange one that delights in subtle irony and multilingual puns. Unlike most Amurcans, I don't laugh at chimpanzees referred to as "monkeys" dressed in human clothes swatting people with plastic baseball bats while fart noises are dubbed in.

So I guess it depends on what you mean by "sense of humor."

Could you please be more hilariously pretentious when talking about yourself?

 

[HG 400]

Ignored. Not asking what "tarrush" is, or biting any of your lame hooks.

It's a form of sexual assault commonly associated with the Arab Spring where a mob of dozens to hundreds of men surround a single unwilling woman and grope her relentlessly, cycling to the back of the crowd when they're bored and letting the others take their place. It sounds like your kinda thing tbh.

 

[Faye Kane Girl Brain]

You should probably stop sucking dicks

I guess you just gave up. 'Nuther 1 owned.

Could you please be more hilariously pretentious when talking about yourself?

All I do is tell the truth. boy. To the extent that truth matters, it makes an impenetrable shield and a devastating weapon.

 

[Tokitae]

Every time you think you've heard it all... so, wait, getting raped by strangers is A-OK but being made fun of on the internet by strangers isn't? I give up, nothing makes sense any more.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I guess you just gave up. 'Nuther 1 owned.

I'm hurt so I'm gonna rub one out in self pity

 

[wagglyplacebo]

SURELY you don't expect me to answer that!

Not really, but I thought it was a nicer introduction than calling you names.

 

[Wildchild]

All I do is tell the truth. boy. To the extent that truth matters, it makes an impenetrable shield and a devastating weapon.

The person who's responsible and runs this site is named Christian Weston Chandler and he's the one who you should send your report to. I think his phone number and email are online somewhere. I can send them to you.

 

[Faye Kane Girl Brain]

It's a form of sexual assault commonly associated with the Arab Spring where a mob of dozens to hundreds of men surround a single unwilling woman and grope her relentlessly, cycling to the back of the crowd when they're bored and letting the others take their place. It sounds like your kinda thing tbh.

You assholes had a chance to converse with me for real. I genuinely wanted to and sincerely tried to. But you decided to play "lolcow" instead.

It's too late to change your mind.

Now I'm just fucking with you until either you surrender and ban me or I get bored and decide to look at porn.

Hopefully the former. I love the smell of "YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED" in the morning. It smells like victory!

See, if you knew what you were doing, you'd just ignore me and this thread. But you don't know what you're doing. You're taking it personally—something I'm literally incapable of doing.

 

[GS 281]

All I do is tell the truth. boy. To the extent that truth matters, it makes an impenetrable shield and a devastating weapon.

This isn't entirely accurate. If all you did was tell the truth you wouldn't want your information here to be pulled down.

 

[Faye Kane Girl Brain]

The person who's responsible and runs this site is named Christian Weston Chandler and he's the one who you should send your report to. I think his phone number and email are online somewhere. I can send them to you.

...Says the SERIOUS troll!

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

...Says the SERIOUS troll!

She DOES know how it works!

 

[HG 400]

You assholes had a chance to converse with me for real. I genuinely wanted to and sincerely tried to. But you decided to play "lolcow" instead.

It's too late to change your mind.

Now I'm just fucking with you until either you surrender and ban me or I get bored and decide to look at porn.

Hopefully the former. I love the smell of "YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED" in the morning. It smells like victory!

See, if you knew what you were doing, you'd just ignore me and this thread. But you don't know what you're doing. You're taking it personally—something I'm literally incapable of doing.

We don't ban pretty girls on the Kiwi Farms, sorry.

What kind of porn do you like?

 

[Wildchild]

...Says the SERIOUS troll!

I actually don't participate in trolling and one of the main rules here is no trolling plans.

His email is: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com

You can file a complaint with the official Kiwi Farms Headquarters here, (434) 990-0198.

I don't think it's a headquarters so much as someone running a business in his basement, but trust me I wish you luck and am trying to help you resolve your conflict and get you In touch with the person who you should voice your concerns to.

 

[Faye Kane Girl Brain]

This isn't entirely accurate. If you did was tell the truth you wouldn't want your information here to be pulled down.

Anybody would want their name and address taken down. But check this out:

If you did want to tell the truth you wouldn't want your information here to be pulled down.

You want your information here to be pulled down.

Therefore, by Modus Tollens, you don't want to tell the truth.

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Failure to distribute the middle premise.

See, I don't do logic traps, either.

Read my blog item about logic traps. It's a really useful concept I came up with in my cave.

> We don't ban pretty girls on the Kiwi Farms, sorry.

Tell it to pretty girls.

What kind of porn do you like?

I'm glad you're not giving up, though. See how much attention I'm getting? I wallow in it! And YOU and your little friends are giving it to me!