Favourite math jokes/memes.

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Do you have one? Can you show me? Here are some of my favourites:

 

[Thunk Provoker]

 

[Fascist Frederick]

6,000,000 * X = actual number of holocaust victims

Spoiler

X = 0

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

A physicist and a mathematician are sitting in a faculty lounge. Suddenly, the coffee machine catches on fire. The physicist grabs a bucket and leaps towards the sink, fills the bucket with water and puts out the fire. The next day the same two sit in the same lounge. Again, the coffee machine catches on fire. This time, the mathematician stands up, gets a bucket and hands the bucket to the physicist, thus reducing the problem to a previously solved one.

 

[Thunk Provoker]

 

[Jason Wynn]

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, "You're all a bunch of idiots."

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

one I forgott

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Q: Why is six afraid of seven?

A: I forget the joke but your sister is a whore.

 

[King Fructose]

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Math is a fucking scam. Like, tell me one nigga who needs to know any of this shit for their day-to-day lives

 

[Johnny Salami]

Math is a fucking scam. Like, tell me one nigga who needs to know any of this shit for their day-to-day lives

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Math is a fucking scam. Like, tell me one nigga who needs to know any of this shit for their day-to-day lives

Well, I am not a nigger though so..

 

[Pharaoh Fungus]

"There are 10 types of people in this world- those who understand binary, and those who don't."

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

 

[Chucklenuts]

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up 2 fingers and says "five beers please".

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Something about a topologist who goes into a bar...something...barman says, no I'm a frayed knot...

 

[Solid Snek]

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I know I've seen that one somewhere before, but it always gets my autism going.


I don't have any good ones, because I'm not a nerd. But Matt Parker (aka StandupMaths) has tons of them, if this is something you guys are genuinely interested in:

Six offender, heheh

His main channel:

https://www.youtube.com/user/standupmaths/videos

 

[Kosher Dill]

"The Axiom of Choice is obviously true, the well-ordering principle obviously false, and who can tell about Zorn's lemma?"

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Something about a topologist who goes into a bar...something...barman says, no I'm a frayed knot...

Wouldn't a topologist try ordering something in a klein bottle?

 

[Soycast Guy]

If 100-59=41, how can this number be applied to the real world?