Sonichu Favorite Sonichu Quote

[EzioCanLeapofFaith]

The classic 'Goku get'em attitude' is one of my favorites

 

[Uzumaki]

He must have heard something like it somewhere, tried to reuse it as a joke and mangled it.

Yeah that line SCREAMS misremembered joke.

 

[Bob's Fries]

I'M WORKING ON IT!

 

[random_pickle]

Rosey, as often as birds tweet, will you be my lovely heartsweet?

I'm using this

 

[boodlyboo]

I've always thought that the way Chris kept repeating "an accidental dose of cherry cola" in episode 4 was hilarious

 

[Bugaboo]

I've always thought that the way Chris kept repeating "an accidental dose of cherry cola" in episode 4 was hilarious

He put so much emphasis on it because Sonichu's entire family was murdered by a roving band of Cherry Coke Barbarians.

 

[Rio]

Most of the good ones I can think of have already been posted, but there's also "EVAN KILLED MOMMY" as spoken by magi-chan, telling a baby why her mother is absent. What a dick.

page for context.

 

[Bugaboo]

Most of the good ones I can think of have already been posted, but there's also "EVAN KILLED MOMMY" as spoken by magi-chan, telling a baby why her mother is absent. What a dick.

page for context.

I like to think he screamed it in her ear just to condition her to know that Evan killing Mommy is something to get really upset about so when she murders him later she won't feel bad.
Damn Sonichu got dark as shit.

 

[Trombonista]

Let's remember this: Sandy first spoke at the age of one- one second. And we're not talking about Pokemon Speak here.

 

[Bugaboo]

Let's remember this: Sandy first spoke at the age of one- one second. And we're not talking about Pokemon Speak here.

Well Sonees and Rosies can run the second they're born to escape from their only natural enemy.
The Troll.

 

[DevilDog]

Holy shit, it's like, the more I look at Sonees, the more I hate children :? probably not the best thing since I'm about to become an uncle. Anywho, "EVAN KILLED MOMMY" would have been a better thing for him to say as he turned away, so she couldn't hear...would have set a vengeful tone in for Wild, revealing his falli- oh fuck it this is Sonichu, not a William Faulkner story

 

[Judge Holden]

In our defense... we have a rock... Because we Rock

 

[Saney]

"BLOOD AND GORE!" said Punchy Sonichu as he electrocuted a man to death (and shortly before Sandy and Chris mutilated some people to death).

 

[random_pickle]

Most of the good ones I can think of have already been posted, but there's also "EVAN KILLED MOMMY" as spoken by magi-chan, telling a baby why her mother is absent. What a dick.

page for context.

I like to think he screamed it in her ear just to condition her to know that Evan killing Mommy is something to get really upset about so when she murders him later she won't feel bad.
Damn Sonichu got dark as shit.

Look on the bright side, Sandy has a lot of character development potential from all this.

 

[Rio]

"BLOOD AND GORE!" said Punchy Sonichu as he electrocuted a man to death (and shortly before Sandy and Chris mutilated some people to death).

I love how easy it is to miss the context of that quote, and doing so makes Punchy seem like a psychopath murderer who's demanding to see "BLOOD AND GORE!"

But even within the right context, it's still hilariously hypocritical.

 

[José Mourinho]

Most of the good ones I can think of have already been posted, but there's also "EVAN KILLED MOMMY" as spoken by magi-chan, telling a baby why her mother is absent. What a dick.

page for context.

Wow, she can talk at the age of almost a second.

Spoiler

She even killed Evan in less than a week, if I'm not wrong.

 

[AnOminous]

This is a good thread.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

"My eyes are up here"

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

For as long I have been following Chris antics, I have barely read Sonichu, fuck that shit. But from what I did read Im kinda fond of:

Thank god I took Computer Aided Draft and Design (CADD) classes to make these accurate measurements

Just next to a crappy, lazily drawn map made without any accuracy at all or any "computer aid" (he didn't even use a simple ruler to make straight lines) which could have very well been drawn by a caveman or some kind of ape.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

“So ladies, what’s da word on dat?”
- Jamsta Sonichu, circa 2008.